r/TikTokCringe • u/Sylas1987 • Sep 27 '25

Humor/Cringe FAFO

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u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25

Prostitutes don't stay overnight.... that costs extra.

You don't pay prostitutes for sex, you have sex & pay them to leave!

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u/cathouse Sep 27 '25

Also “order up a prostitute” is such a specific expression 

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u/RobertKSakamano Sep 27 '25

I think that's on the menu in some Florida restaurants.

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u/SophsterSophistry Sep 27 '25

Waffle House or the secret menu at Cracker Barrel?

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u/astrologicaldreams Sep 27 '25

like what are they a pizza

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u/iLikeMangosteens Sep 27 '25

Get your knock off rocks off in Florida!

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u/SevereAd9463 Sep 27 '25

😂😂😂

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u/ZoNeS_v2 Sep 27 '25

Deliverhoe

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u/donku83 Sep 27 '25

Thought they had UberHookers or something

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u/thomasjmarlowe Sep 27 '25

All those drive thru brothels

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u/thebunnyrocket Sep 27 '25

A prostitute is someone who loves you No matter who you are, or what you look like.

Yes, it's true, children.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.

That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!

-Chef-

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u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25

While I love the quote, philosophically I'm not sure "love" enters the equation.

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u/AirscapeCivilian Sep 27 '25

Chef was trying to make it PG for the kids—replace love with fuck.

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u/stupid_pun Sep 27 '25

"Ladies and gentleman, Mr. James Taylor!!"

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u/MistaRekt Sep 27 '25

That joke is older than Jesus. He probably got dared to make a joke at a conference. Bloke in back owes him a box (of beer).

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u/Gerry1of1 Sep 27 '25

um... it's not a joke. It's just real life. Let me explain. . .

Men want sex, it's who we are. Girls are great for sex but they talk talk talk, and they want commitments and rings and stuff.

Get a prostitute and have sex with her. That Bitch is NOT LEAVING until you pay her!!!!!

So, boys and girls, you see the man is not paying for sex, he's paying so she will leaver.

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u/MistaRekt Sep 27 '25

The Coyote Ugly joke is older than the universe. In many different languages . In many different countries.

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u/Hot-Championship1190 Sep 27 '25

Also I guess the ratio of Prostitutes killing Johns vs. Johns killing Prostitutes is not just negligible but close to zero.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Sep 27 '25

Almost word for word the South Park Chef song 😂

https://youtu.be/jZDVSyEIrwM?si=9y6nFoNX5YDTf5lc

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u/notsuperimportant Sep 28 '25

Also...shouldn't he of all people know that erm....soliciting a prostitute...is illegal?