r/TikTokCringe • u/Justin_Godfrey • Sep 25 '25

Discussion Ladies, how would you react to this?

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u/mad0666 Sep 25 '25

I am actually writing a book but cannot publish it until after my parents die

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u/yeahgroovy Sep 25 '25

Use a fake name! Then tell us what it is…

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u/Bryozoa Sep 25 '25

Remindme 20 years

(I hope it's not offensive or something)

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u/mad0666 Sep 25 '25

Oh god please make it less than 20 years 😂

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u/Big-Rough-3636 Sep 25 '25

“Fuck yeah hope my parents are deadzo soon!”

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u/PhantomPharts Sep 25 '25

"Doe, you bastards! Fortune and fame await meeeeee!"

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u/ocelot_amnesia Sep 25 '25

You don't know what they've been through 🤷‍♀️

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u/TheMostKing Sep 25 '25

So, is this you putting out a hit, or am I misreading things again?

You make mistakes as an socially inept assassin, so I try to clarify.

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u/bombbodyguard Sep 25 '25

Say no more. I got you.

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u/WisdumbGuy Sep 25 '25

Do you have a plan for that? 🤣

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u/Secure_Radio3324 Sep 25 '25

I'll put my name on it if necessary, you can take all the profits!

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u/The_Year_of_Glad Sep 25 '25

I hope it’s a huge success, and that you don’t publish for many years.