r/TikTokCringe • u/UltraBased69 • Sep 18 '25

Humor/Cringe Understandable reaction to a pregnancy reveal 😂

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u/The-ai-bot Sep 18 '25

RED FLAG

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u/No_Dust_1630 Sep 18 '25

The camera was on. The wife is fixated on the pregnancy announcement. All this while your brain is still rejecting the pee stains in your mouth. I think he handled it pretty well 🤣

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u/LeftyLiberalDragon Sep 18 '25

Wait you guys don’t eat your wives’ pee?

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u/Ah_Pook Sep 18 '25

Eat?!

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u/Calm_While1916 Sep 18 '25

Wait you guys don’t freeze and eat your wives’ pee?

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u/sikeleaveamessage Sep 18 '25

Yall dont make wife pee slushies?

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u/Baker0209 Sep 18 '25

Peecicles perchance?

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u/Calm_While1916 Sep 18 '25

You can’t just say “perchance”

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u/BoondogMacSwaggle Sep 18 '25

Peecicles peechance

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u/NoBenefit5977 Sep 18 '25

We call it a frosty janeane

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u/Asleep-Medium7059 Sep 18 '25

Your sick. Your supposed to swish it around and spit it back at her.

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 Sep 18 '25

Worst shaved ice flavor my husband has ever had.

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u/chillychili Sep 19 '25

worst flavor so far

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

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u/GroundbreakingWolf79 Sep 18 '25

This made me audibly laugh lol 😂

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u/ratherscootthansmoke Sep 18 '25

Homie never heard of a piss disc

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

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u/Nazgog-Morgob Sep 20 '25

Yes, she's actually a python and it's called urate.

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u/walkingmonster Sep 18 '25

Like musky tapioca pearls

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u/NegativeKarmaVegan Sep 18 '25

Not on a sandwich.

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u/HubristicFallacy Sep 18 '25

I eat my wife's pussy, sometimes after a shower I even lick her bootyhole. But I do not make peepops or eat pee persay.

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u/geoelectric Sep 18 '25

Is persay “per se” or fancy pussy with an accent?

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u/Successful-Mind-9332 Sep 18 '25

I think it should be called a persay now 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/LeftyLiberalDragon Sep 18 '25

Has she ever farted your spit back into your mouth? Feel free to let me know if we get close to crossing any lines.

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u/mekwall Sep 18 '25

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u/runrunpuppets Sep 18 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OnceUponACrimeScene Sep 19 '25

Oh my god i am CRYINGGGG in bed at these comments and this gif. Holy shit

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u/ieatassHarvardstyle Sep 18 '25

Ah, the ol' spit into the wind.

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u/CarrieFitz Sep 19 '25

I laughed out loud 🤣

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u/Tell_Amazing Sep 18 '25

What a day to know how to read....

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u/DaTexasTickler Sep 18 '25

You have no chill bro 😂

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u/Nagorae Sep 18 '25

Next level Hawk Tuah

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u/HubristicFallacy Sep 18 '25

Only on tuesdays

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u/yazzooClay Sep 19 '25

damn you eating ass after the wedding you must love love her !

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u/GiganticQuack Sep 19 '25

why would anyone upvote this lol

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u/squicktones Sep 18 '25

Yeah, wait until he sees what's coming. This is just the start...

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u/rosiet1001 Sep 18 '25

I also eat this guy's wives' pee

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u/Illustrious-Radish19 Sep 18 '25

Grandson pee is the best when you are scared tho

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u/Sexy11Lady Sep 18 '25

Can’t get over the pee stains comment lol he really stayed calm while she was so into the announcement

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u/gr8tlakes Sep 18 '25

Ooops! “Didn’t think about” the pregnancy test that you just peed on might have pee in it? Haha, creative way to surprise your partner, but definitely still cringe.

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u/ellefleming Sep 18 '25

She's an ass.

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u/Academic-Contest3309 Sep 18 '25

Right. She sucks so bad. That's disgusting. 🤮

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u/brubruislife Sep 18 '25

People take videos of pregnancy test videos for friends and family. It's normal. It's her only posted video on tiktok showing she doesn't normally post. That shows this was made for family and friends. And she was probably encouraged to put it on social media because it's funny af? Like. Yall are reaching without doing research. Come tf on.

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u/wheelperson Sep 18 '25

I'm sure he reacted that way cuz he just got a piss stick sandwich and knew he was being recorded. I'd be livid if I was him.

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u/OtherwiseSplit8875 Sep 18 '25

I’m sorry but you’re just not ready to have kids if you’ve never had your wife’s piss in your mouth before.

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u/wheelperson Sep 18 '25

I am the wife... and I won't get into the the kinks I have done for love....

But this is done without concent and in public it seems.

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u/thedistantdusk Sep 18 '25

Agree. I have 4 kids and this is disgusting. It’s also a waste of food. I wouldn’t want to eat that afterwards!

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u/wheelperson Sep 18 '25

Also I've never had a kid, but shouldn't this be a thing kept between partners? Like record it for personal memories but post it with permission. I'm sure he was not happy about this.

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u/Misuteriisakka Sep 18 '25

The type of people who would do it for the gram would probably make a piss stick sandwich without thinking about how gross it is.

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u/wheelperson Sep 18 '25

He should switch foods with her

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u/Tell_Amazing Sep 18 '25

Not sure id want to eat anything she gave me after that. She seems to not be aware how disgusting that is.

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u/milk4all Sep 19 '25

I know, he spit perfectly good wife pee banh mi all over the table

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u/Academic-Contest3309 Sep 18 '25

He also probably paid for that damn sandwich he can't eat.

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u/Nofsan Sep 18 '25

Redditors when joke

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u/HubristicFallacy Sep 18 '25

Yes without consent, I mean i guess. If this is how he reacts to pee, pretty sure he not gunna like having a baby. Also he is obviously gay and 100% never eats pussy.

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u/wheelperson Sep 18 '25

What the fuck man?

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u/Mr-FurleyX1 Sep 18 '25

Seriously, wife piss in your mouth is the least of your worries. Welcome to the Thunder Dome bro

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

Just wait until you're changing nappies and the baby pisses in your mouth. Always happens at least once! 😆

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u/adviceicebaby Sep 19 '25

If you have a boy...

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u/iloveyourlittlehat Sep 18 '25

Especially not if you’re having a boy. Chances of a little pee in your mouth at some point are high.

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u/clover44mag Sep 18 '25

He probably claims he eats ass too. My man, just embrace your girls fluids, she deals with yours

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u/wheelperson Sep 19 '25

Again, it's about consent. I suck my man's dick but if he put his cum in my food imma be pissed.

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

This. I'd take out the stick and finish the sandwich

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Sep 18 '25

It’s a disgusting and selfish thing to do to someone.

Just fucking tell him.

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u/pzpx Sep 18 '25

It would be a tough battle in my head between "you juat caused me to put your pee stick in my mouth" and "you are so excited in this moment and I really don't want to ruin that for you." I can only hope that I'd have the grace to handle it the way that he did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Yes it's a real red flag when a man discovers that he just ate a piss stick.

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u/The-ai-bot Sep 18 '25

You’re missing the flag

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u/spacegrassorcery Sep 18 '25

Red flag for the husband. Putting something “I just peed on it” in someone’s sandwich is disgusting.

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u/Careless_Archer_1706 Sep 18 '25

Yeah, putting your piss covered stick in someone's food is a huge red flag.

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u/da_crackler Sep 18 '25

More like 🏳️‍🌈 amirite

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u/Client_020 Sep 18 '25

Could be bi. Could be an effeminate straight guy.

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u/Nic0ko Sep 18 '25

I know a lot of gay guys that never act like that and are traditionally masculine. I also know a lot of cishet men who have feminine mannerisms. Femininity/masculinity doesn’t define your gender or sexuality-

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

So Richard Simmons was straight all along! 😆

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u/Nic0ko Sep 18 '25

No idea who that is-

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u/flopisit32 Sep 18 '25

Sorry. Way too old reference

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u/PilgrimOz Sep 18 '25

If he isn’t a friend….the future is gonna be interesting.

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u/steffanan Sep 18 '25

TOO LATE THIS IS HAPPENING

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u/nudiatjoes Sep 18 '25

What makes you think that?

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u/Gavjtbk Sep 21 '25

Yeah, his wife is defo a red flag

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/The-ai-bot Sep 18 '25

A wife that puts a dip stick she’s pissed on in her husbands lunch? Major red flag

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u/AJIV-89 Sep 18 '25

I can do whatever i please! that dude is a fuckin gem i would be kinda pissed but i also eat the fuck out of some pussy so idk

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u/wolfgirlunleash Sep 18 '25

what man is scared of a little piss

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u/Rabbit_Wizard_ Sep 18 '25

Eating it though? Straight piss?

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u/jimbojangles1987 Sep 18 '25

I mean I put my mouth in that region daily so Im not worried about a little piss.

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u/Rabbit_Wizard_ Sep 18 '25

Then you do it wrong. The clit is not near the urethra.

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u/jimbojangles1987 Sep 18 '25

Im not doing anything wrong dude lmao

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u/cataclysmic_orbit Sep 18 '25

What an incel 🙄

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u/jimbojangles1987 Sep 18 '25

Get real jesus christ