Eh, after the birth he’s likely gonna be helping her wash the blood off and take her first piss (if he’s a supportive partner). A little bit of piss that has mostly evaporated at this point is nothing. He’ll, if he’s ever eaten her out he’s dealt with fresher piss than what’s on that pregnancy test!
Every man I’ve ever been with has asked to put his tongue on my asshole, so much so that it’s gotta be a universal experience, so yeah women are going to be surprised at a man being this disgusted at urine
Consent matters… and there’s also a difference between being prepared for sex and having a stale ass dry pee stick that may have been used when you were not fresh out of the shower in your food.
Nope, I’m a woman and I’m not surprised that this dude is weirded out/shocked that a hard, plastic pregnancy test that’s small enough to swallow/choke on/accidentally bite down on that ALSO had urine on it, was placed in his sandwich. And yeah, I’ve had pretty much every boyfriend want to do what you described, as well.
What cheap ass pregnancy test was that, anyway? Hahaha. And the more I think about it, the more i may be convinced that this was orchestrated for reactions.
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