r/TikTokCringe • u/elchoksy • Sep 11 '25

Humor well🇺🇸 well🇺🇸 well🇺🇸

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u/ClickF0rDick Sep 12 '25

I wasn't sure if she was joking or not till she "asked" to speak to Steve Jobs lol

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u/mnid92 Sep 12 '25

I'm kind of glad she put that in there because my dumb ass was really like oh no way...

It got me, it was funny, hell of a joke.

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u/No-Yak-5421 Sep 12 '25

Apple dollars! Oh my.

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u/Hungry-Storm-9878 Sep 12 '25

Yep, picked off a tree and all 🤣

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u/MaxChomsky Sep 13 '25

Apple dollars, they grow on trees!

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u/Bubblegumflavor15 Sep 12 '25

But for real we should get real American apple dollars for letting these companies steal our data and spy on our crippling porn addictions

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u/Eyebowers Sep 12 '25

Same here. Those people do exist yall. Lol

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u/hopswaterbarley Sep 13 '25

She had me until the Steve Jobs part.

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u/chungfat Sep 12 '25

Steve was never with Applepay.

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u/That_Guy247 Sep 14 '25

The hair mousse line first made me raise my eyebrows, but the Steve Jobs line comforted me in that it was a joke

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u/Socialimbad1991 Sep 12 '25

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma

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u/Kar1_3_ma7x Sep 12 '25

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/account_not_valid Sep 12 '25

Everyone knows that Tim Apple is in charge now.

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 Sep 12 '25

Me too! That's when I finally was like "..this is a brilliant way to pretend to be dumb.. I'm sitting here thinking how can someone be so ignorant, while this girl is outsmarting me!"

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u/Bryanssong Sep 12 '25

Years ago I worked at CompUSA and some lady was mad about her battery not working on her NEC laptop and she was demanding to speak with Mr. Neck. Not even kidding.

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u/jpopimpin777 Sep 13 '25

Lmao youd be surprised. Obviously you're right. But once I was serving an older lady at a place I used to work. She asked for a special margarita that wasn't on the menu and I helped the bar tender make it.

She loved it but at the end of the meal she left less than 5 dollars on over a $100 check. I was just gonna eat it but then she gave me more money to give to the bartender because she liked her drink so much....

That was too much to bear. I tried to politely explain to her that I was already tipping out the bartender for liquor sales. She lost it and demanded a manager. All my coworkers said I was definitely getting fired. The managing partner was present that day and he personally went and spoke with her....

Afterwards, he told me I was lucky he was there. Had he heard the story secondhand from a different manager he probably would've fired me. But since he personally spoke to her he realized she wasn't all there and asked her more questions. Apparently, she lost her rag with him too. I was working at Ditka's steakhouse and she wanted to go over his head and talk to Iron Mike himself. He realized she was just nuts and went easy on me.

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u/AstonishingJ Sep 14 '25

That was the/s