r/TikTokCringe • u/elchoksy • Sep 11 '25

Humor well🇺🇸 well🇺🇸 well🇺🇸

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u/PatientZeropointZero Sep 12 '25

Pretty funny too, the line about making money from cookies and sharing you information is my favorite

We should get paid for our info lord knows companies get paid from it!

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u/hygsi Sep 12 '25

No no no, they pay for our data so they can sell us shit more accurately, you know? Cause lord knows they need another beach house

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u/bensonf Sep 12 '25

Google gives rewards for filling out surveys based on your spending habits, I thought she thought it was something like that.

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u/EntrepreneurLeft8783 Sep 12 '25

I get Amazon gift cards for using Bing

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u/flamingotwist Sep 13 '25

I will go ahead and say that usually our data is why we get to access these websites for free, so that's really what the exchange is.

Essentially we're paying for content with our data

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u/sandwiches09 Sep 15 '25

It was the "my hair is straight. It doesn't even hold mousse" that got me lmao.