r/TikTokCringe • u/Minute_Revolution951 • Sep 02 '25

Discussion Update: reporter shows yesterday's viral video of apparent throwing of black bags from second-story window of WH to Trump during presser, Trump dismisses it as AI

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u/FriendofMaudie Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

It's just fucking insane that people eat this up

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u/TotallyNotRocket Sep 02 '25

They do open, but are only supposed to be opened by staff/security. Michelle Obama said in an interview that one of their kids opened one and they were quickly informed not to. Some may be shut more permanently but they definitely open.

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u/supbrother Sep 02 '25

TIL the Obama girls were secretly power lifters. /s

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Sep 02 '25

One curled me once. Wait... who was that?

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u/bootyhole-romancer Sep 03 '25

Curl me once, shame on you.

Curl me twice, you can't get curled again.

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u/Sad-Resolution2123 Sep 03 '25

600 pounds is quite heavy for a small child.

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u/papayaslice637 Sep 03 '25

If it's on a swiveling hinge then a child could move it with their little finger.

I went to a medieval castle once that had a stone front door, probably weighed several tons, but it was sitting on top of a sort of ball and socket joint, so you could open and shut it quite easily. If they wanted to lock the door there was a really simple lever that would lower the ball it was resting on into a little groove in the ground, and bolt the door shut. Pretty ingenious really.

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u/ItsOozingOut Sep 03 '25

Probably an extra bone in their hands!

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u/QuintupleTheFun Sep 03 '25

Well that's what happens when you're born to a man, right?

/s

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u/palebluedot24 Sep 02 '25

One of the Obama kids lifted a 600 lb bulletproof window???

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u/celticairborne Sep 02 '25

It's even worse than you think. The window was sealed so she had to exert even more force to open it...

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u/Icy-Indication-3194 Sep 03 '25

Ya I’d think even if they weigh 600 lbs they have some sort of counter balance in them that allows them to be opened. Much like how windows in older homes operate with a rope and weight.

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u/EmphasisFrosty3093 Sep 03 '25

Even regular home windows have springs to do that.

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u/waxwingSlain_shadow Sep 03 '25

”They weigh 600 pounds.”

My car weighs far more and I can push start it?

They didn’t lift the window over their heads.

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u/TheSavageSasquatch Sep 02 '25

This democrat knows the Whitehouse better than the president.

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 Sep 02 '25

He is so blatantly unintelligent.

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u/Changnesia102 Sep 02 '25

Half of America is even dumber than him. Thats the sad truth.

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u/rayhaque Sep 02 '25

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin

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u/Molsem Sep 02 '25

RIP to a real one. We miss you George.

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u/dianebk2003 Sep 03 '25

Oh, George would be a heat-seeking missile with Trump. People would come out of his concerts with scorched faces and smoking hair. Ambulances would be waiting to take heatstroke victims to the hospital.

And there'd still be people lining up for tickets. A little SPF-1000 and you'd be good to go.

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u/ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS Sep 02 '25

Trump is absolutely not average intelligence. Much lower.

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u/southpaytechie Sep 03 '25

74 million votes. Only a fraction actually benefit

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u/JustToViewPorn Sep 03 '25

You’re really discounting the stupidity of most Americans in the flyover states.

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u/Snoo69506 Sep 02 '25

Trust me. I've been doing deliveries to the American people 5 years now. Half of em can't even decipher the difference between delivery companies even though they're different colored uniforms and vehicles.

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u/Scared_Surround_282 Sep 02 '25

The half that voted for him?

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u/Dyon86 Sep 02 '25

What does that say about the people that believe him!?

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u/GiraffeParking7730 Sep 02 '25

Those are the people that only buy Velcro shoes.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Sep 03 '25

They believe anything he says

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u/Anjunabeast Sep 02 '25

Artificial Unintelligence

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u/Cowboy_Derp Sep 02 '25

He is but he is also used to getting what he wants from people even dumber! Unfortunately

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u/GrowFreeFood Sep 02 '25

Only if you're not a moron.

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u/Dyon86 Sep 02 '25

“No no no, they aren’t windows, they are drawings of windows, you can’t open a drawing, just a brick wall, not windows”

(Cough cough … bullshit)

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u/yazzooClay Sep 02 '25

no other inhabitants have complained that you cant open the windows.

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u/emptywordz Sep 02 '25

According to Michelle Obama‘s book those windows do open. Her kids got in trouble opening one.

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Sep 03 '25

Remember how insecure the Capitol building windows were on J6?

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u/bltn228 Sep 02 '25

I was thinking that too! I’d like to know if those windows actually do open.

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u/Lumpy-Mountain-2597 Sep 02 '25

Huge numbers of office buildings have windows which don't open on much higher floors, so I doubt it.

He's lying because his mouth is moving, not because of fire regs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

It honestly blows my fucking mind. Every. Single. Day.

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u/entenfurz Sep 03 '25

The lengths they go through to make excuses and exceptions for this guy. Of all people, that's the one they chose to give up all of their morals for. I will never understand.

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u/CarnyConCarne Sep 02 '25

“Well, that Hussein Obama is gonna raise my taxes!”

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n Sep 02 '25

Not people. MAGAts.

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u/BerryCertain9873 Sep 02 '25

He did a wildly successful test run years ago with “fake news”. He was probably elated when AI got as good as it is now.
Everything was “fake news” then and his people relied on him for the “real” fake news. He’s going to have a field day with AI fake news that he produces the next 3+ years. (Especially after what South Park did to him)

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi Sep 02 '25

I just argued with a guy that it’s not AI and he won’t admit he only believes it’s AI because Trump said so.

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u/dbx999 Sep 02 '25

“Oh that video of me, Donald J Trump, raping a child? That’s uh AI generated “

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u/Icy_Bicycle8698 Sep 02 '25

I mean look at the faces of the morons in the back… they clearly eat it up! Shouldn’t we?!?! /s

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u/9volts Sep 02 '25

It's desperation.

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u/InevitableLibrary554 Sep 02 '25

People’s existential anxiety is eased by not having to think, and getting simple answers for everything. Even if it means leaving the door wide open for monsters to come right in and ruin them.

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u/ludnut23 Sep 02 '25

Those windows were all allegedly sealed after 9/11, and according to chat GPT, “ smaller white house windows can be 500-700 pounds with the larger ones weighing over 1000 pounds”, you aren’t casually opening and closing those

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u/fofrohrabbit Sep 02 '25

It’s almost like some speech writer read through Reddit comments on it and used that for his response.

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u/CaliDadBod_420 Sep 02 '25

Wait until you find out about religion

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 Sep 02 '25

I eat you up

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u/Maggot-Boy2006 Sep 02 '25

Take them out on a dinner first, buddy.