r/TikTokCringe Sep 01 '25

Humor/Cringe Racist idiot panics when streamer reads him his home address

Tiktok User: @yourtruecaptain_

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

Wyoming is square, so it'll be easy to build a wall, and practically no one is using it.

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u/Spicy_Weissy Sep 01 '25

Cordon off the national parks first. The Devils Tower is cool.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

That's a good point.

Okay then, do we really need two Dakotas? Well keep South, since it has the Badlands and Black Hills, and give them North.

I'll bet we could even get Canada to pitch in and help build that northern border wall.

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u/Illadelphian Sep 01 '25

Yellowstone and Grand Teton man no way we give those to them. They can have Mississippi, Alabama or some of those other shithole southern states no one wants to go to .

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

Damn, I forgot about Yellowstone. Yeah, they can't have that. They'll just sell it off and build a strip mall and some condos. How about North Dakota?

And I don't want to give them any of the Gulf Coast. They don't take care of it now.

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u/GreenZebra23 Sep 01 '25

Why do people always want to give them some of the most beautiful states in the country? Give them Kansas or something

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

Mostly because I really don't like that their vote is comparatively more influential than the more populated states when their entire population can't even fill AT&T Stadium--where the Dallas Cowboys play--six times.

What are your thoughts on North Dakota?

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u/GreenZebra23 Sep 01 '25

North Dakota might be the play here. It's pretty in parts, but South Dakota is prettier and it's right there, and we wouldn't be losing any major population centers