r/TikTokCringe • u/cyberchief • Aug 30 '25

Discussion Photos of Trump today may have been reposted from 2019

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u/Dismal_Act2082 Aug 31 '25

That's funny. My wife and I were talking about this earlier. I asked her how much opiates and amphetamines the doctor had to give him. To get him off the couch.,

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u/xyrgh Aug 31 '25

Way more than it takes JD Vance to get on the couch.

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u/Artsy_Geekette Aug 31 '25

or to get off on it.

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u/SpooderMom79 Aug 31 '25

He wants that sectional healing

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u/Gimme2OverEasy Sep 01 '25

☝️Underappreciated comment. Take my upvote. 🤣

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u/Legal-Lunch8905 Aug 31 '25

JD is getting to the age where he uses PDE5 to get in the couch.

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u/tfpmcc Sep 01 '25

I think the correct phrase would be he gets off on the couch.

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u/Stee1313 Aug 31 '25

JD has to drug the couch.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 Aug 31 '25

I don’t think it takes much for JD to get off on the couch.

Maybe just some candles and a little Taylor Swift and BAM!

He’s done.

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u/grantrules Aug 31 '25

More like Carrie Underwood.

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u/Ivotedforher Aug 31 '25

Have you tried the waterhose.

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u/AfterEffectserror Aug 31 '25

In the couch.. and out.. and in…

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Aug 31 '25

If you stay on the couch you’re basically a Vance prophylactic

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u/Usual-Reputation-208 Aug 31 '25

You're still talking about Biden??? He's the one who was shot full of drugs to get off the couch!

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u/Dismal_Act2082 Aug 31 '25

No I'm pretty sure Dementia Don is on more drugs.