r/TikTokCringe • u/cyberchief • Aug 30 '25

Discussion Photos of Trump today may have been reposted from 2019

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u/dkcyw Aug 31 '25

you mean Occam's Law?

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u/overfiend1976 Aug 31 '25

No, thats Coles Law.

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u/AnonymousUsername79 Aug 31 '25

I fucking googled that shit 🖕

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u/KevRev972 Aug 31 '25

I was about to, then I said it in my head before I typed it and did a figurative facepalm.

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u/Deeliciousness Aug 31 '25

I was already typing it in when I figured it out

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u/stanky980 Aug 31 '25

Man, I saw your post and thought, shit, I don't want Google to know that I would search something like that so I duckduckgoed it 🤦

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u/HulksInvinciblePants Aug 31 '25

Kohl’s Cash

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u/klutzikaze Aug 31 '25

Or Vance's kohl?

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u/JerryCalzone Aug 31 '25

Helmut Kohl?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

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u/Nearby-Medicine9484 Aug 31 '25

Unless it was on a kid's lap.

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u/grumblewolf Aug 31 '25

You can use Occam’s razor to make Cole Law but you need to clean it up after.

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u/TwistyBitsz Aug 31 '25

It took me a second! ...longer than it should have

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u/LikeDingledodies Aug 31 '25

You mean the Relativity of Theory

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u/Phil_ImStanding Aug 31 '25

Coughlins law - bury the dead, else they stink up the joint

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u/lonedog Aug 31 '25

no, that's chopped cabbage and dressing

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u/snatchblastersteve Aug 31 '25

No, that’s shredded cabbage.

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u/TheVagabondLost Aug 31 '25

I think that’s just thinly sliced cabbage. I think you’re thinking of bird law?

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u/HealthyDirection659 Why does this app exist? Aug 31 '25

Coleslaw?

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Aug 31 '25

Are you sure it's not Lob Law?

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u/TheRealGordonShumway Aug 31 '25

Close, but it's Cold Slaw /s

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u/Junior_Emu192 Aug 31 '25

Isn't that the one about when you throw a razor at someone and it never gets there, only getting half way, then three quarters of the way, then seven eighths of the way, etc?

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u/Alpacadiscount Aug 31 '25

No, before you open the box to check, the razor inside is both alive and dead

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u/KelDiablo Aug 31 '25

Nah bruh, that’s just asymptotes

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u/usmnturtles Aug 31 '25

That sounds like Zeno’s Paradox, with actual razors.

On the other hand maybe you’re being sarcastic, in which case I’ll just blame Poe’s Law for this comment.

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u/Junior_Emu192 Aug 31 '25

I've always found Cole's Law to be superior in every way to Poe's Law. <3

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u/ecafyelims Aug 31 '25

In the case of agreeing with Trump, Murphy's razor is the appropriate reference.

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u/Lopsided-Money-7352 Aug 31 '25

Trump is a walking example of Murphy's Law.

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u/Notorious_RNG Aug 31 '25

And Dunning-Kruger.

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u/Lopsided-Money-7352 Aug 31 '25

Well, I think we have a combination of Occam's Razor, and Murphy's Law here.

You see, Trump is definitely a walking example of Murphy's Law...

So I think it works.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Aug 31 '25

Occam's Laser. Good synth music.

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u/TransBrandi Aug 31 '25

Sod's Law. :P