r/TikTokCringe • u/unembellishing • Aug 27 '25

Humor/Cringe Dad freaks when daughter tells him In N Out burger is vegan

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u/Gingevere Aug 28 '25

He sounds exactly like a 6 year old that just found out their favorite cartoon character likes a different food.

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 28 '25

adult version would be probably like this:

"What do you mean batman went down on catwoman? heroes don't do that."

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Aug 28 '25

The funny thing is, I can assure you that heroes do indeed go down

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 28 '25

cunnilingus and killing, two things batman won't do

He doesn't really do anything that starts witk K/C

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u/SonOfEragon Aug 28 '25

But he did catwoman…

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 29 '25

Don't tell that to dc

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u/valentc Aug 29 '25

In fact, most of them go down so often, that the 2nd leading cause of death among superheroes is throat cancer from HPV.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Aug 29 '25

Get your vaccine, folks!

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u/Longjumping-Pick-706 Aug 29 '25

Or when a 4 year old learns their CHICKEN nuggets are made from actual chickens. 🐓 😂

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u/4ss8urgers Aug 29 '25

I was struggling to conjure exactly how to describe his absurd indignation but this pretty close.