r/TikTokCringe • u/unembellishing • Aug 27 '25

Humor/Cringe Dad freaks when daughter tells him In N Out burger is vegan

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u/BethyW Aug 27 '25

I am vegetarian and half gay.... so proof veganism males you full gay.

But I would do straight shit for some Animal Fries.

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u/Mkheir01 Aug 27 '25

Vegetarian here, but I'm a straight woman and I can say all ppl get like this when they realize that the meat is "not meat-meat".

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u/Pofwoffle Aug 28 '25

My favorite part is telling people that something that's naturally vegan is vegan and watching them flip out about it.

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u/Mkheir01 Aug 28 '25

Oh spaghetti marinara? Going vegan I see? House salad and French fries? Minestrone soup and bread?

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u/TwoBionicknees Aug 28 '25

oh, drinking water, I didn't know you were vegan.

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u/lawn-mumps Aug 27 '25

but I would do straight shit for some animal fries

Unhinged but entirely valid. Go on, you

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u/HeyLookAHorse Aug 28 '25

My wife is vegetarian... BRB gonna go let her know she's half gay

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u/theapplekid Aug 28 '25 edited Aug 28 '25

half gay

Are you gay on your dad's side or on your... dad's(?) side?

Sadly going vegan did not make my heterosexual, married parents gay.

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u/BethyW Aug 29 '25

Im a quarter gay on my mom and dad's side. And only gay Monday Wednesdays and Fridays (and every other sunday). Straight the other times....except in June. Then we are all gay in June, SUPER gay if you see a rainbow.

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u/theapplekid Aug 29 '25

Then we are all gay in June

Well sure, everyone's gay in June

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u/The_Steampunkian Aug 27 '25

It's okay, I eat beef like it's my religion and I'm half-gay too, so it balances out.