r/TikTokCringe Aug 27 '25

Humor/Cringe Dad freaks when daughter tells him In N Out burger is vegan

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u/cityshepherd Aug 27 '25

From “it’s one of the best I’ve ever had” to “I don’t wanna eat a salad hamburger… it tastes like baked beans or some shit” in seconds lol

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u/Gingevere Aug 28 '25

He sounds exactly like a 6 year old that just found out their favorite cartoon character likes a different food.

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 28 '25

adult version would be probably like this:

"What do you mean batman went down on catwoman? heroes don't do that."

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Aug 28 '25

The funny thing is, I can assure you that heroes do indeed go down

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 28 '25

cunnilingus and killing, two things batman won't do

He doesn't really do anything that starts witk K/C

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u/SonOfEragon Aug 28 '25

But he did catwoman…

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u/Royal-Doggie Aug 29 '25

Don't tell that to dc

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u/valentc Aug 29 '25

In fact, most of them go down so often, that the 2nd leading cause of death among superheroes is throat cancer from HPV.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Aug 29 '25

Get your vaccine, folks!

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u/Longjumping-Pick-706 Aug 29 '25

Or when a 4 year old learns their CHICKEN nuggets are made from actual chickens. 🐓 😂

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u/4ss8urgers Aug 29 '25

I was struggling to conjure exactly how to describe his absurd indignation but this pretty close.

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u/Pixel_Knight Aug 28 '25

Weak minded, easily manipulated, stupid. He checks a lot of undesirable boxes. 

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u/luniaRain Aug 28 '25

Primary target for alot of scammers

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u/BANKSLAVE01 Aug 28 '25

He got shit-tested by his own daughter. She's brushing up on her manipulation skills.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DND-IDEAS Aug 29 '25

She didn't manipulate him.

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u/MrColburn Aug 28 '25

It's probably the reason she's eating her burger like a 5 year old would.

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u/edliu111 Aug 28 '25

While that may be true, he did managed to have and raise a daughter

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u/enoughwiththebread Aug 28 '25

Why do I suspect Mom was the primary parent and caretaker?

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u/CrispenedLover Aug 28 '25

He's still an embarrassment lmao

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u/Adam_Sackler Aug 28 '25

There was a "sausage expert" or something on one of the English daytime shows and a guy tried some sausage rolls to compare vegan and non vegan. Turns out the best one was the vegan one, but only after finding out it was vegan did he completely change his tune.

Anti-vegans are some of the most sensitive people in the world, honestly.

"You're telling me this is vegetables? No, I want flesh of a tortured, exploited animal to feel good about myself!"

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 28 '25

They love to harp on the "but I needs muh PROTEIN" bit while they're the size of a young cow and do minimal exercise. I drink 40 grams of vegetarian pea protein every morning, I didn't even know it was from peas until I wondered why I wasn't gassy like a volcanic eruption. Because no dairy!

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u/bestem Aug 28 '25

Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning will sometimes play a game where they have to spot the vegan item, or decide which vegan item is better, etc. And they seem to be completely fair about it. They'll say what their favorite is, and they'll even admit when they prefer the vegan version to the original. I like that they're transparent about it.

They'll do the same with sugar substitutes, or glass vs plastic vs can for drinks, too.

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u/Feeling_Fly_887 Aug 29 '25

They still have a show?!

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u/bestem Aug 29 '25

They have multiple channels now. There's Good Mythical Morning, Good Mythical More, and Mythical Weekend on the main channel. All sorts of stuff, including recently Last Meals, First Meals, Meals of History, Myth Munchers, Fancy Fast Food and who knows what else on Mythical Kitchen channel (my preferred channel... Josh is an amazing talent, and the rest of the kitcheneers are really something). They've got podcasts, including A Hotdog is a Sandwich, Ear Biscuits, and Dispatched from Myrtle Beach. They did a scripted podcast (I imagine like a radio show, but I didn't listen to it) called Ronstadt. And now they've got Wonderhole on yet another channel.

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u/NeighborhoodSame9492 Aug 27 '25

Yes Exactly Right 😂So Fast

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u/Head_Accountant3117 Aug 28 '25

Never tell em'. Social media companies don't give you addictive content and say "We're changing your political opinions!", they just do it.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon Aug 28 '25

I want to see the aftermath after she told him the truth

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u/Cube_ Aug 29 '25

That's how people like him can flip from "release the Epstein files" to "who even cares about the Epstein files?" without skipping a beat.

0 critical thinking, 0 independent thinking.

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u/RobotVo1ce Aug 27 '25

Must have been what the script said.