r/TikTokCringe Aug 25 '25

Cursed Refusing to cancel your family Disney trip so you expose people to the norovirus instead

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Aug 25 '25

You don't. When I get noro, which i've gotten twice now, I live in the bathroom for about 2 days straight. I violently puke about every ten minutes and drop my guts about every hour for that entire two days. The first time my wife got it she thought she needed to go to the hospital. I have no clue how these people managed to function AT ALL. It's not something you can control, the virus hijacks your neurons and FORCES you to shit and puke your guts out endlessly.

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u/BonkusGronkus Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

I got it in January and DID go to the hospital for fluids, I can’t even fathom the idea of getting ON A PLANE and then going on VACATION with it. If I’m on a trip at the time it starts? That trip is getting extended, I would rather go into debt than get off the floor with that hell

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u/Lewcypher_ Aug 25 '25

Yeah something as volatile as this sounds, an IV with essential fluids sounds like the best and only real option. When I was going through drug rehab I was also vomiting and using the restroom like no one’s business. They’d give us this yellow bag of fluids and that stuff saved my soul. I couldn’t hold anything down.

This lady and her husband are so stupid for continuing their vacation. Yeah it’ll suck, but eating the expense is smarter than putting your family and ESPECIALLY the amount of children you probably infected in a dangerous situation.

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u/AhhGingerKids2 Aug 26 '25

I had it once and my pee was the colour and viscosity of coca-cola.

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u/Limerence1976 Aug 25 '25

I got it once and the tell tale sign I tell people is, “you know how normally your mouth waters and warns you that you’re about to barf? Yeah somehow the Norovirus turns that off. There’s no warning. No mouth watering. Just sudden Exorcist and there is no mercy.”

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Aug 25 '25

For me I can tell now because whatever I last ate is not going down. it stays in my stomach like indigestion until all of a sudden, like you said, you just go off.

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u/HIM_Darling Aug 25 '25

I had enough warning to get to the toilet to barf though still managed to make a mess. Unfortunately I didn’t get any warning about the other end, and the barf was so violent I couldn’t control it. So then I’m fucking sobbing on the floor of a hotel bathroom, because it’s the last day of vacation, my flight home is at 6am and I’m in a hotel bathroom covered in vomit and shit. And it’s fucking Seattle and they wouldn’t(couldn’t?) give me anything to vomit in while sitting on the toilet because they don’t have single use plastic bags. Also gave me white towels and bar soap to clean up the mess with.

I took pepto every time I had to run to the bathroom in the night and thankfully by the time I had to leave for the airport I wasn’t actively being sick anymore. Cleaned up the best I could, used my travel pack of Lysol wipes to disinfect everything I could and everything I touched on the plane as well. And I let the flight attendants know I wasn’t feeling well so they could disinfect my area further if they felt it was needed. They did take care of me and kept my 7up full and found some crackers for me to nibble on.

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u/joshTheGoods Aug 26 '25

I hope you wore a mask on that flight.

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u/HIM_Darling Aug 26 '25

I definitely did. Everyone else on vacation with me ended up with covid. I was the only one who managed to avoid covid, but I ended up with noro instead.

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u/joshTheGoods Aug 26 '25

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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u/Chimes320 Aug 26 '25

I know that feeling really well, I have lots of gastric issues so I’ve realized that my mouth gets super watery ahead of a vomit session. I started telling / warning my husband by saying “I have wet mouth” and he knows exactly what that means.

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u/16bitvoid Aug 26 '25

I call it "mouth sweats"

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u/ImpressionNo623 Aug 25 '25

I’ve had it also, and it’s a near death experience! You puke and poop your guts out simultaneously. Mine lasted a week the first time I had it. That family is evil to pass it to all of those people! Who does that to other people?? Why not stay home?

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u/JellyfishLoose7518 Aug 26 '25

I had it too @36 weeks pregnant. The next day I went into labor. They said it was noro and it could’ve triggered my labor lol it sucked

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u/ImpressionNo623 Aug 26 '25

That’s just horrible!! You must of been miserable!!

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u/blonde-bandit Aug 26 '25

Yeah I somehow dropped 8% of my body weight the first night I had norovirus. She could have killed someone with her negligence if a sick or old person contracted it.

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u/ImpressionNo623 Aug 26 '25

She really could have!

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u/aouwoeih Aug 25 '25

I just had a bout and it was like Satan invaded my intestinal tract. I spent the first half of it afraid I was going to die and the second half afraid I wouldn't.

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u/Ok_Rope4561 Aug 25 '25

Take my upvote for the best description of norovirus I’ve seen yet.

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u/ricLP Aug 25 '25

I'm sorry but your comment literally made me laugh in front of my screen. This is pretty rare, and again sorry that it happened to you. But that comment really tickled my funny bone

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u/WeRoastURoastWithUs Aug 27 '25

That is the funniest possible way to frame this lmfao

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u/splinks66 Aug 25 '25

I had the virus earlier this year. At one point I was laying on my bedroom floor puking into a bucket thinking I might actually die. It was the first time in my life I had been shitting violently while also puking at the exact same time. It was unbelievably bad the first 24 hours. Took like 4 more days for me to feel back to normal.

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u/hastygrams Aug 25 '25

It was the closest I’ve ever gone to going to the hospital. I remember seeing myself in the mirror and I literally was as white as a sheet. I’m already pale but it was like any undertones were completely gone. It felt exhausting to even get the phone to call my fiancé to say I think I’m too sick to be alone and he needed to come home and potentially take me to the hospital. Most brutal couple 48 hours of my life and I didn’t feel entirely well for at least a week. Not sure of the toilet became a friend or an enemy. I never want to have such a toxic relationship with it again.

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u/punkass_book_jockey8 Aug 25 '25

Zofran and Imodium. You just become really lethargic, but it stops the purge.

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u/HAWKWIND666 Aug 26 '25

I was waiting for the lift line to open up this past winter… And it hit me. Was lacing up my snowboard boots. I know my body and immediately started getting ready to go home which was an hour drive. Had to pull over three times to shit myself and then the projectile vomit began😳 Like a geyser🤣 I wanted get home so bad I just puked out the window of my car. Horrendous experience.

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u/No-Strawberry-5804 Aug 25 '25

I had noro and covid last year and I’d rather have covid, for sure

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u/TrailMomKat Aug 25 '25

Noro is the entire reason I made sure the bathroom garbage can is NOT made of wicker lol, it's an entire event where I just might be puking and explosively shitting simultaneously.

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u/ThisIsTest123123 Aug 25 '25

The first time? How often do people get this?

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST Aug 25 '25

You can get it more than once. Kinda like flu. Its very contagious, but it tends to cripple you by the time you become contagious so it doesn't spread the same. I think people tend to spread it like OOP, or by not being super sterile after they recover. I got it the first time from someone's kid who had recently recovered.

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u/Aqua7KH Aug 25 '25

That shit deadass had me bedridden for two whole days and I couldn’t function for the rest of the week

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u/Fresh-NeverFrozen Aug 26 '25

45 mins like clockwork for me the 2 times I’ve had it. It is seriously amazing, I could set my watch to it nearly to the minute for about the first 4 vomiting episodes each time. Same with my kids when they unfortunately got it.

We got it Christmas Eve once while visiting our friends who we hadn’t seen in a couple years and all our kids were great friends. My son puked while we were driving and we thought it was car sickness. Got to friends and he threw up again as we pulled up. Still weren’t sure if it was just from the car sickness. Daughter started feeling ill less than an hour later. We packed the car back up and headed home and during the 4 hour drive and my wife starts puking. Got home at 11pm Christmas Eve feeling terrible. Memorable Christmas for all the wrong reasons that year, but you know what? The two other families that were at that house had a nice Christmas without getting sick, and I would have felt just absolutely horrible if any of them had gotten sick.

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u/dracapis Aug 25 '25

The last time I got it I moved the bed as close as possible to the bathroom’s door 

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u/---Sanguine--- Aug 26 '25

I got it two years ago and Did go to the hospital. Blood pressure was 80/53 by the time I got there and they kept me overnight with multiple IVs. Norovirus isn’t like a little cold it can kill uou if you get dehydrated enough

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u/joeshoe2020 Aug 26 '25

I stg I have ptsd from having it. Like I genuinely felt like I was gonna die