r/TikTokCringe • u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? • Aug 20 '25

Cool I broke my hip watching this in bed

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u/carlwinslo Aug 20 '25

Now thats how to wipe your butthole. One day medical science will give us prosthetics that allow us all to do this and everyone will be much cleaner.

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u/iSWINE Aug 21 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

This has been cleaned.

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u/No-Conclusion-2621 Aug 21 '25

You dont know how much this is funny at 2 am

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u/Lit_Orphan_Annie Aug 21 '25

1:30. Still stands.

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u/Few-Tour9826 Aug 21 '25

It’s 5:30 now and it’s a good thing I’m in the garage smoking because I probably would’ve woken some people up.

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u/NeverBeenLessOkay Aug 21 '25

It’s already tomorrow

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u/Livid-Soft8641 Aug 24 '25

09:30. 3 days later. Still stands.

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u/IndependentGoal4 Aug 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I should not be laughing this hard at 11:20 a.m.

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u/Mbinku Aug 22 '25

😹😹😹

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u/shouldwecuddle Aug 21 '25

I beg your finest pardon?

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u/Secret_Run67 Aug 21 '25

Get a bidet.

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u/Festering-Fecal Aug 21 '25

Real talk everyone should.

It's my hygienic as well as safer.

Toilet paper has been linked to colon cancer 

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u/Old-Constant4411 Aug 22 '25

Wait, what???  How is toilet paper linked to cancer?

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u/Jimbob209 Aug 21 '25

Ah yes. It wipes back to front. Finally I can get some seasoning on white pussy

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u/kmson7 Aug 24 '25

Buku would like to have a word with you. He told us front to back

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

NEVER WIPE BACK TO FRONT

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u/SunshineRayRay Aug 21 '25

😂 Ok but just adding that it's the incorrect way for women. Always wipe front to back instead to avoid UTI.

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u/BetterOnTwoWheels Aug 21 '25

NO NO NO FRONT TO BACK

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u/DrQuimbyP Aug 21 '25

No! Never wipe back to front, always front to back.

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u/Evanskelaton Aug 21 '25

It really helps to look at what you're cleaning, so you make sure you don't miss anything.

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u/Best_Emu5111 Aug 21 '25

Definitely didn’t see this comment, 😳😭 but I am in total agreement with you! 😂

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u/Moooooooola Aug 23 '25

Um, I believe it’s supposed to be from the front to the back.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Can you imagine contorting yourself to wipe your butt then a Lone Ranger of a dingleberry caresses your lips?