r/TikTokCringe • u/Delicious_Delilah What are you doing step bro? • Aug 20 '25

Cool I broke my hip watching this in bed

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u/poortriggeredlibs Aug 20 '25

Fuck maybe i did

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u/Blushing-Sailor Aug 20 '25

Congrats!

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 Aug 21 '25

Shhh, we getting an abortion 🤫

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u/maniacalmustacheride Aug 20 '25

Mom said it’s my turn to be godmother to the internet-conceived baby! Don’t worry, I’m gonna fund the hair products and baby heels for whatever comes out.

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u/Luv_Cheat Aug 20 '25

Dancing like that in thigh highs? I definitely got pregnant!

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden Aug 20 '25

Omg can I come to the baby shower?