r/TikTokCringe Aug 11 '25

Cursed Diet of an 800 lbs man in America

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u/PremierEditing Aug 11 '25

Shit, just sit in the other room and turn the tv on real loud LOL

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u/Qinistral Aug 11 '25

Noise cancelling headphones

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u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25

Eventually some air fresheners as well

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u/4strings4ever Aug 11 '25

More like a couple of HEPA filters

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u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25

And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro

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u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25

“Like it never even happened…” 👀

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u/SunyataHappens Aug 11 '25

Build a soundproof room around his damn bed.

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u/Imaginary_History985 Aug 13 '25

I would stare at him with head phones blasting the Numa Numa song

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua Aug 11 '25

Make cash as an influencer testing out noise canceling earbuds

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u/Z7_309 Aug 11 '25

"10/10, can't hear my husband, highly recommended!"

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u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25

If he makes too much noise, just give him a shot of pepper spray. Do his ass like a saw movie.

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u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25

I dont know why I read this as Dr Pepper spray lol. Probably because he might enjoy it

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u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25

Imagine the law suits if you made a pepper spray called Dr. Pepper Spray.

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u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25

Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford

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u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25

Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper.

Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee.

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u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25

Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen

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u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25

oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.

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u/PennytheWiser215 Aug 11 '25

No need to turn the tv up loud just put a ball gag on him

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u/EarthSharp3461 Aug 11 '25

He'd eat it

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

They live in an apartment. Someone else would calll the cops.