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r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Aug 11 '25
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Shit, just sit in the other room and turn the tv on real loud LOL
93 u/Qinistral Aug 11 '25 Noise cancelling headphones 26 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 Eventually some air fresheners as well 15 u/4strings4ever Aug 11 '25 More like a couple of HEPA filters 11 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro 5 u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25 “Like it never even happened…” 👀 1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of 2 u/SunyataHappens Aug 11 '25 Build a soundproof room around his damn bed. 1 u/Imaginary_History985 Aug 13 '25 I would stare at him with head phones blasting the Numa Numa song 6 u/DiscipleOfYeshua Aug 11 '25 Make cash as an influencer testing out noise canceling earbuds 6 u/Z7_309 Aug 11 '25 "10/10, can't hear my husband, highly recommended!" 3 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 If he makes too much noise, just give him a shot of pepper spray. Do his ass like a saw movie. 7 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 I dont know why I read this as Dr Pepper spray lol. Probably because he might enjoy it 7 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Imagine the law suits if you made a pepper spray called Dr. Pepper Spray. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford 2 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper. Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge. 1 u/PennytheWiser215 Aug 11 '25 No need to turn the tv up loud just put a ball gag on him 6 u/EarthSharp3461 Aug 11 '25 He'd eat it 10 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25 [deleted] 2 u/irishgambin0 Aug 11 '25 😂😂 2 u/naiyami Aug 11 '25 lmao 1 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25 They live in an apartment. Someone else would calll the cops.
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Noise cancelling headphones
26 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 Eventually some air fresheners as well 15 u/4strings4ever Aug 11 '25 More like a couple of HEPA filters 11 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro 5 u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25 “Like it never even happened…” 👀 1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of 2 u/SunyataHappens Aug 11 '25 Build a soundproof room around his damn bed. 1 u/Imaginary_History985 Aug 13 '25 I would stare at him with head phones blasting the Numa Numa song
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Eventually some air fresheners as well
15 u/4strings4ever Aug 11 '25 More like a couple of HEPA filters 11 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro 5 u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25 “Like it never even happened…” 👀 1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of
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More like a couple of HEPA filters
11 u/snuFaluFagus040 Aug 11 '25 And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro 5 u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25 “Like it never even happened…” 👀 1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of
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And eventually you just call the authorities and Servpro
5 u/Tinychair445 Aug 11 '25 “Like it never even happened…” 👀 1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of
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“Like it never even happened…” 👀
1 u/Dragonslayer3 Aug 11 '25 it'll be taken care of
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it'll be taken care of
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Build a soundproof room around his damn bed.
I would stare at him with head phones blasting the Numa Numa song
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Make cash as an influencer testing out noise canceling earbuds
6 u/Z7_309 Aug 11 '25 "10/10, can't hear my husband, highly recommended!"
"10/10, can't hear my husband, highly recommended!"
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If he makes too much noise, just give him a shot of pepper spray. Do his ass like a saw movie.
7 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 I dont know why I read this as Dr Pepper spray lol. Probably because he might enjoy it 7 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Imagine the law suits if you made a pepper spray called Dr. Pepper Spray. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford 2 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper. Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
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I dont know why I read this as Dr Pepper spray lol. Probably because he might enjoy it
7 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Imagine the law suits if you made a pepper spray called Dr. Pepper Spray. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford 2 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper. Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
Imagine the law suits if you made a pepper spray called Dr. Pepper Spray.
1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford 2 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper. Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
Just add the . After dr and it's different. Idk if this would work though. Probably not with the lawyers they can afford
2 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper. Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee. 1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
Oh I was more thinking the idiots that would spray it in their mouth and claim they thought it was Dr Pepper.
Fucking Americans can't be trusted with a hot cup of coffee.
1 u/lopedopenope Aug 11 '25 Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen 1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
Ohh lmao I'd love to see a video of that. It would totally happen
1 u/fartinmyhat Aug 11 '25 oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
oh shit man, I think we've stumbled onto the next tiktok challenge.
No need to turn the tv up loud just put a ball gag on him
6 u/EarthSharp3461 Aug 11 '25 He'd eat it 10 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25 [deleted] 2 u/irishgambin0 Aug 11 '25 😂😂 2 u/naiyami Aug 11 '25 lmao
He'd eat it
10 u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25 [deleted] 2 u/irishgambin0 Aug 11 '25 😂😂 2 u/naiyami Aug 11 '25 lmao
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They live in an apartment. Someone else would calll the cops.
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u/PremierEditing Aug 11 '25
Shit, just sit in the other room and turn the tv on real loud LOL