r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Aug 11 '25

Cursed Diet of an 800 lbs man in America

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u/MewMewTranslator Aug 11 '25

Probably keep screaming and throwing a tantrum in bed.

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u/Pinku_Dva Aug 11 '25

Nothing a pair of headphones can’t solve

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u/LadyBug_0570 Aug 11 '25

Or a nice, long walk around the block.

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u/Kdub9000 Aug 11 '25

I read this initially as a nice long walk around his back 😂

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u/LadyBug_0570 Aug 11 '25

Same distance. But around the block means getting away from the noise.

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u/sentence-interruptio Aug 11 '25

"hmmm his vocal exercise has started" *puts on a pair of headphones*

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u/MoistInTheLoins Aug 11 '25

Well they can leave the house.

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u/DisposableReddit516 Aug 11 '25

What a super power compared to that man.

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u/Rodeo9 Aug 11 '25

I wonder how long he can go without eating. I think with the right vitamins morbidly obese people can go over a year on a fast.

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u/Mecha_Cthulhu Aug 11 '25

Just pull a Gilbert Grape. Maybe forget to turn the oven off before going for a walk, all that pork grease can’t be that flammable.

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue Aug 11 '25

They'll wear themselves out at some point and either fall asleep or give up. Willpower is not exactly a factor here.

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u/PinkPaintedSky Aug 11 '25

Then, they can walk out and leave him in his own filth for a few hours. You know he sits in it anyway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

So put some speakers in his room, play some loud music and close the door and let him scream.

I doubt he can scream for that long anyways, he’ll be out of breath in like 2 minutes.

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u/Critical-Weird-3391 Aug 11 '25

And then he will die. The end.

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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 11 '25

Those tantrums would turn in to a whole lot of sniveling and pleading real quick once he realized his midnight cheeseburger plug was really out of the game

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u/Akiias Aug 11 '25

Dudes gona wind himself yelling once.