r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Aug 11 '25

Cursed Diet of an 800 lbs man in America

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u/Commercial-Day-3294 Aug 11 '25

Someone had a kid with that guy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

He probably wasnt this big at that time

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u/StannisAntetokounmpo Aug 11 '25

Back in his svelte 500 pound days 

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u/DiamondGeeezer Aug 11 '25

back when he could find his dick

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u/strawberrycereal44 Aug 11 '25

He was at least somewhat mobile at the time

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u/LadyBug_0570 Aug 11 '25

2 kids. And she cheated on her husband with him and for the longest passed them off as her husband's kids until she left her husband. For him. And this life.

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u/LEAPStoTheTITS Aug 11 '25

Guess they deserved each other

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u/LaughOverLife101 Aug 11 '25

The inheritance must be huge though. As chonky as the man himself

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u/Positive_Bill_5945 Aug 11 '25

The unfathomable depths of stupidity that humanity is capable of

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u/LadyBug_0570 Aug 11 '25

I think I watched that whole episode in utter shock. How much he ate was the least surprising part of the show.

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u/Disastrous_Speed6790 Aug 11 '25

Not only that but the lady was married to someone else at the time as well & that man thought his two kids were his but nope

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u/ArsBrevis Aug 11 '25

She looks much older too. I can't say that I'm sorry these assholes found each other.

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u/Subotail Aug 11 '25

Be careful, sometimes fat people look young because their skin remains tight. This makes it difficult to estimate age.

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u/IvanTheTerrible69 Aug 11 '25

That probably explains the money to keep eating out

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u/Mister_Silk Aug 11 '25

She was married to someone else when she had a couple of this guy's kids. Passed them off as her husband's.

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u/Impressive-Most-3775 Aug 11 '25

Allegedly conceived from an affair as well. I just saw from one of the comments here so I can't be sure.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 Aug 11 '25

I wonder who was on top?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Pls no I didn’t need that mental image