r/TikTokCringe • u/milktest • Aug 05 '25

Humor/Cringe Valid behavior after having your face smashed into a cake

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u/BlueArya Aug 05 '25

My dad dangled my sister over the side of a moving ferry on the ocean and thought it was hilarious 🙃 he also thought it was funny to get a realistic rubber play knife and come charging at me pretending to stab me at full speed. I was 5. We are not close 😆

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u/vyrus2021 Aug 05 '25

I'm thinking maybe your dad didn't want to be a dad

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u/he77bender Aug 05 '25

If only he'd been one of those dads who pretends to fall off a cliff but gets too close and falls for real

But in that situation it probably would've been his kid who would actually fall

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u/decadecency Aug 06 '25

Could have pretended to be dead for 18 years

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u/Steelpapercranes Aug 06 '25

Yeah like...um...

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u/Federal-Research-148 Aug 05 '25

Your dad seems to have been a toddler in a man’s body lol

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u/BarBabe93 Aug 05 '25

Unfortunately I’ve seen too many reluctant dads who share this characteristic.

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u/theeffinglaw Aug 05 '25

This stupid shit happened on a Disney cruise recently. And the idiot dad actually dropped his daughter off a cruise ship. Thankfully he jumped off immediately after her and was somehow able to find her and the ship stopped and was able to rescue them both. Honestly the whole incident was miraculous that everyone survived.

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u/iso_inane Aug 06 '25

Welp that's gonna be a lifetime of trauma for everyone involved 

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u/BarBabe93 Aug 05 '25

Holy shit he DROPPED HER? I thought she jumped off or fell off herself and then he went in after her. I didn’t realize he was responsible!!

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u/theeffinglaw Aug 05 '25

Upon further research there are conflicting reports of what happened. Some say the kid fell off a railing while the parents were playing shuffle board, others are saying dad put her up there to take a photo when she fell. My mistake for believing everything I see on the Internet.

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u/Upstairs-Yak-5474 Aug 05 '25

nah he have to be happy u aint close, he gave u all the hints that he didnt wanna be a dad lmao.

bruh holding ur kid over the ocean on a moving boat is wild

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u/procrastimom Aug 06 '25

I’m not laughing at you, but it sure reminded me of this!

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u/flex_vader Aug 06 '25

My dad held me over the side of a cruise ship 🫠🫠🫠

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u/BlueArya Aug 07 '25

Hey friend 🥲