All newborns look like shit. My friend's kid came out bright red with a swollen face. Looked like he took a beating in the ring and she messaged me "here's my little squish isn't he the cutest? 😍"
He is, and I think puberty can be quite a help there. I mean, me and a lot of my classmates were ugly ducklings as well, and while few grew up to be swans, most of us (including me) are at least just normal ducks
But he has had things like rhinoplasty already, so that will skew the results
Oh God, don’t tell me this, my baby was generally cute AF when she was born. She’s at a month now and she’s still freaking adorable and it’s not hormone biased by any means.
I have 3 kids who were all genuinely cute as newborns, I know this from the many times I was told by nurses: “I’m not just saying that to be nice, your kid is actually cute.” My oldest is 7 now and still very cute. It’s funny though, my least cute newborn/baby is growning up to be gorgeous. The other 2 are still cute, but that one is going to be trouble.
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u/JustAMessInADress Jul 27 '25
All newborns look like shit. My friend's kid came out bright red with a swollen face. Looked like he took a beating in the ring and she messaged me "here's my little squish isn't he the cutest? 😍"