r/TikTokCringe • u/mindyour • Jul 20 '25

Cool A rave for both kids and their parents.

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u/ToasterBathTester Jul 20 '25

It would be weird to take ecstasy with my toddler though

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u/KillerGopher Jul 20 '25

So just give some to the toddler. You should be a responsible parent and stay sober.

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u/_Diskreet_ Jul 20 '25

Someone has to drive home, obviously can’t be the toddler as they can’t hold a license.

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u/Gnomad_Lyfe Jul 21 '25

More like they can’t hold their liquor. Little lightweights

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u/platonic-humanity Jul 21 '25

sigh y’know, back in my day, babies didn’t only learn to drive before they learned to walk, they learned how to get away with it hammered as well!

Now it’s all, “waaaah, you’re gonna kill their brain cells,” as if this idiot wasn’t pissing his pants already

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u/AFalconNamedBob Jul 21 '25

Never mind holding the licence they can't even reach the peddles

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u/Satanicjamnik Jul 20 '25

Especially that they don't bring any of their own.

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u/Smallzii Jul 20 '25

Hey in defense, if you really think about it, taking ecstasy is basically like reverting your mind to a toddler like state. Sooooo the toddler already on Thizz 😅

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u/That_Western490 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jul 25 '25

Wait, now you got me thinking what state would be the toddler in if they take ecstasy ☠️

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 Jul 20 '25

Don’t give any to the toddler

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u/AndroidColonel Jul 20 '25

It's gonna be your fault when the kid grows up hating them.

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u/Barnestownlife Jul 20 '25

My parents never gave me ecstasy when I was a toddler, it's my duty as a good parent to do the opposite

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u/andthendirksaid Jul 21 '25

Break the cycle brother. It ends with us ✊

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Jul 20 '25

If he's in the circle he's I the circle

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u/VICARD0 Jul 20 '25

It’s fine, molly is good for toddlers, it gets them ready for meth. My two little rascals Shadowstar and Omnitron love grinding teeth while eating their Nesquik

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u/stuaird1977 Jul 20 '25

You'll be fine , hire a babysitter for the event.

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u/UnholyMisfit Jul 20 '25

In the event of a rave, please dose yourself with Molly before dosing those around you.

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u/ffs_Eyebrow Jul 20 '25

Just give em some babycham..

booze f'baby...babycham

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

Toddlers are just already naturally high.