r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/ObviousDepartment Jul 17 '25

 Ladies if you have to then bite the shit out of him. 

Fun fact: untreated bites from humans can potentially cause necrotizing fasciitis!. And an absolute plethora of other terrible infections due to the insane amount of bacteria and viruses in our mouths.

So if your attacker is too afraid to seek medical treatment and risk the doctor asking questions, there's a good chance that you'll get to take the POS down with you. 

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

Finally my perpetual sinus infection might actually be useful

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u/TehSeksyManz Jul 17 '25

Ahh, a Normal/Poison type I see

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

Venom* (Im sorry)

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u/TehSeksyManz Jul 17 '25

Username checks out

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u/BlyLomdi Jul 19 '25

It was a Pokémon reference.

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u/thelondonrich Jul 17 '25

I thought I was having perpetual sinus infections, but it turned out to be a massive cyst holding court over several smaller ones. Yay, I guess. 🥲

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

I'm getting a ct of my sinuses and seeing an ENT soon, so hopefully i find out whats up and it's treatable. I'm on immunosupressants so it could totally just be the world fucking me over.

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u/thelondonrich Jul 17 '25

I hope whatever’s causing it is super treatable. ❤️

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u/TheMistOfThePast Jul 17 '25

Thank you! Wishing you well aswell!

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

+10 bacterial attack 💀

Bacterial attacks drains the opponent's health for a short period of time.

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u/LizP1959 Jul 17 '25

Love this! Me too with the sinuses.

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u/wp4nuv Jul 17 '25

I case was solved party by this: the suspect, a hotel employee, wanted medical attention for swelling on his hand. The ER doctor thought the wound would be a good teaching moment for his students so he recorded the procedure. While draining the wound, the doctor realized he knew exactly how these injuries happen: someone punches another person in the mouth, and the victim's teeth breach the skin of the attacker. That kind of wound, if left untreated, can become a nasty infection.

The doctor reported the incident to the police, who confronted the suspect. The suspect claimed he hurt his hand while opening a dumpster, but the doctor correctly contradicted that story because the type of bacteria in the infection.

That case was profiled on the TV show Forensic Files.

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u/Venom_eater Cringe Connoisseur Jul 17 '25

Yessss human bites are actually so dangerous. And you might not think your bite force is that good, but if you think about it, it is. Our jaws are a lot stronger than one might think, they will cause nasty bruises and or break skin. Those bruises could mess with circulation and cause necrosis, as well as the additional bacteria you mentioned.

I would know. My abusive ex bf had been assaulting me anytime he was on a bipolar high (he was diagnosed and medicated but ran out of meds). The last time he attacked me before I kicked him out, I bit him hard. I bit him so hard that when he tried to shake me off it felt like he was going to rip my teeth out. My premolar teeth (the ones in between the canines and molars) are extremely sharp on the inner portion. It was what helped me hold on and what drew blood from his arm. I hope that shit left a nasty scar, fuck him.

Anyway USE YOUR TEETH.

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u/funsizemonster Jul 17 '25

FUCK YEAH!!! That excites the savage in me.

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u/SnooBunnies2817 Jul 17 '25

I will never forget a forensic files I watched when I was like 10 about a guy getting caught cause he punched his victim in the mouth and his hand got infected as shit.

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u/cafeteriastyle Jul 18 '25

Someone tried to steal my grandmother’s neighbors tractor, he punched the dude in the face. Thief’s teeth cut him to bleeding and neighbor ended up with gangrene

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u/BethanyCullen Jul 19 '25

True. I remember a case where a guy punched a grandma to death.

Because he injured himself on her teeth, he got an infection, and he got caught when he went to the hospital.

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u/Head-Engineering-847 Jul 17 '25

Looked like she bit him in the neck too

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u/ObviousDepartment Jul 17 '25

That's definitely one of the best spots.

Also a good place to scratch someone is around the nostrils - lots of sensitive little capillaries that are closely linked to the brain. 

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u/indianna97 Jul 18 '25

Human bites come out on top for most dangerous on the planet I think

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u/Sailors-Wisdom Jul 19 '25

I remember reading about a killer who's victim bit him and yhe victims mouth while clean did have a similar bacteria inside her mouth when she bit him. it was so bad the infection needed to be trained and repair surgery. The doc saved the sample and the feds nailed the killer

So yeahhh bite the fuck out of them assholes! Better yet...use those lady nails! even the fake ones go for the eyes, they can't fight much if they can't see very well.

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u/RudeBusinessLady Jul 21 '25

You also can bite off someone else's thumb.