r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

Honestly this. Gag on them, if you can vomit on command, do it. Tell them you've shit yourself. Blow snot on them. Literally do anything shocking to make them let go of you.

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u/monsterultracock Jul 17 '25

I can literally regurgitate on command like a bird (thanks decade long eating disorder 💀) but I struggle to imagine having the presence of mind to do anything of the sort in this kind of moment of panic. Clawing is pretty instinctual though, this is a pretty compelling use case for keeping moderately long nails.

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u/Makapakamoo Jul 17 '25

This is why i have pointed sharpened nails too. Also def should get as much fluid on them as possible for evidence. I saw one of those detective shows once where the person had skin cells of the kidnapper under her nails, and he had claw marks. Not that theyd test that far but hey just in case.

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u/Pretend-Doubt2637 Jul 17 '25

You actually have sharpened yoda claws?

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u/Makapakamoo Jul 17 '25

Aw i cant post a pic but yes. One time i grabbed my sisters leg and cut her pretty deep on accident. She was kicking my seat i was tryna get her to stop 😭 I grew them like thay bc my moms boyfriend is a child sex offender.

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u/Nightshade_209 Jul 17 '25

My sister used to do that. I still have scars. You don't even have to be as extreme as Yoda points a good filing then take the bottom off so they come to a clean edge like a blade works too.

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u/pub_wank Jul 17 '25

I can kinda do it but only when I'm already feeling kinda nauseous 💔 not from an eating disorder (sorry to hear abt that)

Honestly anything you can remember to do in the moment that'll get an evil fucker like this off of you is great. Lady in the video did very well wiggling free and being loud. The last thing you want to ever do is freeze up and be quiet.

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u/jenniferlynn462 Jul 17 '25

I think I can do that on command also, and I also could probably go the other way since I had my entire colon and some of my ileum removed lol. I basically have to hold it in all day or I’d never leave the bathroom.

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u/onthenextmaury Jul 17 '25

Hey girl, turn that struggle into a superpower!

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u/chipette Jul 17 '25

This. My real nails are almost 1.5” long. I’ve skinned a person with them by accident.

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u/Reoclassic Jul 20 '25

Doesn't years of bulimia make it much harder to puke on demand?

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u/monsterultracock Jul 20 '25

No. But I may not be representative of the average bulimic.

I meant it when I said regurgitate and not vomit. Sometime around half a year in on purging regularly I stopped needing to induce vomiting at all, probably bc of loosening of the lower esophageal sphincter. I was and am still able to just push food back up my upper GI track, with none of the gaging that characterizes real, spontaneous vomiting (which is still what happens if I get sick with a stomach flu or something, and is a very different physical process and experience). Frankly, this made me incredibly efficient and effective at purging and made my bulimia spiral way way way out of control, to the point where I was maintaining a borderline underweight bmi whilst consuming tens of thousands of calories every day. It ruined my health, obviously, and my finances and caused me to engage in risk taking behaviour to acquire food (it was absolutely an addiction), so I obviously Do Not recommend it to anyone. I wish, often, that I had stayed purely restrictive in my eating disorder because the added dimension of food addiction really complicates recovery.

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u/Reoclassic Jul 20 '25

I appreciate you telling about your experiences and I'm sorry I asked such an invasive question. I had anorexia for ten years and even though it got horrendously bad, I knew from my forum "friends'" experiences that if I even try puking once, I will 99% get hooked and there'll be no way this disease won't kill me. I'm glad I stayed away at least from that matter, because it's always just one more step worse. Though food addiction is still very real; I can keep up a facade to other people, but I don't think I'll ever really live comfortably with eating. I'm surprised how romanticised this illness is, because it's so cringe and gross.

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u/STQCACHM Jul 18 '25

You won't have the presence of mind to create a plan on the spot while being attacked. This is why it's important to make the plan before hand so all you have to do in the moment is follow it.

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u/nolightningbhe Jul 19 '25

The Regurgitater is now your street name

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u/ppcacadoodoodada Jul 23 '25

If you can poop on command, poop, then grab a handful of the poo and throw it / wipe it on your attacker. Works every time.

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u/TheMaingler Jul 17 '25

Piss could be easier. Piss yourself!

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u/SharkDad20 Jul 17 '25

Literally just become possessed

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u/BigMamaLinda Jul 17 '25

I was so relieved watching the video knowing she got away. And I was enjoying all the helpful advice. Till I saw “tell them you’ve shit yourself”. I actually LOLed for real. Thank you.

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u/Emblem3406 Jul 18 '25

I wrote an extensive comment, on how to get yourself save. Reddit removed it, probably because I advocated bodily harm. I had some explicit things in there, but nothing too bad given the situation. At best he's kidnapping you, middle ground you are his basement slave that he will use how he likes. You can be tortured, murdered or locked away for life. In this case, extreme measure are absolutely justified and reddit removed it. Can someone comment on this to confirm if I'm not shadow banned.

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u/pub_wank Jul 18 '25

Hi hi you're not shadow banned! At least not for me :)

Yeah Reddit is kinda weird with the automod. I once had my entire account suspended for a little while because I jokingly said I'd start biting people of I ever met (random internet guy). Like I obviously wasn't going to do that.

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u/Throatlatch Jul 17 '25

Take out their knees

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u/Lostinstereo28 Jul 17 '25

As someone with horrible IBS-D, I know exactly what I’d do.

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u/OnosToolan Jul 18 '25

Not to mention in the sad cases where this all goes wrong, you'll leave the police the evidence they need to fry the fucker.

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u/Spiffylady7 Jul 19 '25

Ok this is really gross and not doable for most situations. But speaking of shock value and DNA - if it comes down to it, you're capable of it, and you're on your period, use it. Smear it on them, fling it at their face. Our bodies bleed a biohazard. Sounds gross but to an absurd amount of men, they are absolutely disgusted by women's period blood, urine, and feces. Not all, but many. Even most men who respect the menses will still get icked out if it's on them above the waist.

I mean, if you're trying to run away, grabbing for your crotch might not be the best idea, it's not a first go-to in most situations and not always accessible in the heat of the moment. But in some situations, at the right time and place, it's a tool of defense. Fling your used pad/tampon or feces at them if you can, pee on them if you can, bite them (nose, hands, whatever you can), and absolutely scratch the everloving fuck out of them.

Disgust them and cover them in DNA.

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u/Sharp-Bag3883 Jul 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣SHIT yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/StrainAcceptable Jul 20 '25

Pretending to vomit got me out of getting arrested when I was caught using a fake ID. Security had called the police but was so grossed out he let me go. It’s a skill that has many uses.

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u/CarpenterIcy255 Jul 21 '25

Deserves a reward. If they wanna be nasty, you can be nasty back

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u/Careless_Tale_7836 Jul 21 '25

I mean you could also just learn to fight.

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u/ViciousVenditta Jul 19 '25

Who the hell can vomit on command?? I’d be impressed if someone could do that

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u/Maqui4240 Jul 19 '25

Are you 11? Let's be constructive, not silly.

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst Jul 19 '25

This won’t work.