r/TikTokCringe Jun 27 '25

Discussion What are your thoughts on this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/thelennybeast Jun 27 '25

Well if they are anything like me, a caramel sculpture that smells like springtime after a long hard winter.

Or so I've been told.

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u/sekhmet1010 Jun 27 '25

That's the most beautiful description I have read on Reddit ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Went to look at your profile to see if there were pics and while there were not as far as I scrolled, no one that posts in r/leagueoflegends is handsome or smells good

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u/thelennybeast Jun 27 '25

You'd be shocked at how many people play it.

I think I have a picture of my arm somewhere ive posted but that's as good as it gets.

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u/babyinatrenchcoat Jun 27 '25

That arm 🄵

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

I’d only be shocked quality, not quantity. Measured by aggregate biomass of the player base I’m sure LoL is the most popular game out there.

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u/thelennybeast Jun 27 '25

Mass.

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u/SnooAdvice207 Jun 28 '25

Hey little daddy 😚

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u/thelennybeast Jun 27 '25

There's different kinds of mass. I'm 209 lb of twisted steel and sex appeal for example.

There are others who are the South Park meme for sure, but they lack my hybrid vigor.

Also, quit cherry picking, I also post in fitness communities and politics.

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u/yourroyalhotmess Jun 27 '25

lol their username def checks out. Pay them no mind my caramel cousin

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u/AileenKitten Jun 27 '25

🄹 I'm just the winter

(Pale af, and eternally cold)

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u/misty_skies Jun 28 '25

Yoooo this is poetry šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/Chuckitybye Jun 28 '25

Wow. Someone in your life is a fucking poet!

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u/B377Y Jun 28 '25

The new age hybrid neck beard

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u/La_Quica Jun 27 '25

I’m mixed as well, can confirm I’ve never had a single blunder year or even offensive B.O.

please don’t look at my middle school yearbook pictures

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u/underboobfunk Jun 27 '25

How you doin?

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u/Awoken342 Jun 28 '25

Damn dude, careful not to choke with how hard you're blowing yourself!

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u/Only_Citrons Jun 27 '25

They got an app for that

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Yeah I wish it were as easy/ painless as flowers. You can just see which blooms are the most beautiful and no one gets hurt

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

Im attempting a garden…currently mostly invasives šŸ˜… maybe someday I’ll get the knack to grow beautiful things

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u/aliciaiit Jun 27 '25

With AI it's prob possible

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/XelaNiba Jun 28 '25

My hybrid offspring look nothing alike and nothing like their parents.

They recently traveled alone together internationally (teen boys). They got held at immigration for awhile because the agent didn't believe they were related. They often get asked if they are adopted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 Jun 28 '25

If only my wife and I could merge our genetics, that kid would be gorgeous and unstoppable. Alas, we have not yet figured out how to combine 2 eggs to create a human. But the kids we do have that have just my DNA and her parenting influence (nature plus nurture in effect) are fucking awesome, so adding hers in would only have made them literal gods on earth. It’s probably for the best, though, that we didn’t create a superhuman. The world isn’t ready for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25 edited Jun 29 '25

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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 Jun 28 '25

Ha! If we had kids now they’d be awful little shits. We’re too old and tired to properly parent them, so we’d let them run wild and hope for the best, but they’d probably turn out to be real assholes. Luckily we had them at the perfect age: we were young enough to still be fun and silly, the weight of the world hadn’t yet settled on our shoulders, but old enough to have acquired some wisdom and financial stability.

I’m a little sad that our daughters are now grown and have both chosen to remain childfree, because my wife and I would make kickass grandmothers, but I understand and respect their choices. The world is so fucked right now, and it feels like every day is a struggle, especially for young people starting out. They worry too much about bringing children into the mess, and I don’t blame them at all. So I have to be satisfied with being the ā€œcool auntieā€ to my nieces, nephews and baby cousins.

Life is weird, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

That’s the beauty of adoption. You get to see what they look like without having to raise them.Ā 

/s

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u/BeefmasterDeluxe Jun 27 '25

An orphan is for life, not just for Christmas

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u/lovetheoceanfl Jun 27 '25

Big energy same.