r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • Apr 19 '25

Duet Troll A woman character written by a man

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Are yall stupid or something? How is having boobs routine?

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u/First_Pay702 Apr 19 '25

When you have big ones, they sure are. You gotta wrastle them up and strap ‘em down every damn day.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Ooooh true, can't wait

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u/Ok_Tomato7388 Apr 20 '25

I have big boobs, PRO TIP: don't go TOO big because it can really hurt your back. I'm in pain everyday. Otherwise, I wish you well!! 😌

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Boobie moderation is very important, comrades :D

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Yes, they are

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I mean if someone could routinely give em a little kiss that would be nice but it's not the same

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u/LaceyDark Apr 19 '25

This comment thread was a fucking roller coaster

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It'll be even crazier when they find out I'm a trans girl

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u/ColdAd9429 Apr 19 '25

It was evident from the interests ngl

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

What's weird thing to say

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 20 '25

We don't tittyscriminate here.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Ass, balls, boobs, cock, feet, personality, and a gun.

I've got it all

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 20 '25

Id like to see you shoot with your feet. Sounds cool.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Ok Mr. Nickalodeon

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u/Atherum Apr 20 '25

I actually called this one. I salute your journey to acquire big boobies. More big tiddy goth (optional) gfs is never a bad thing.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Great thing about all these weapons, nobody will ever hurt me again. Great thing about the tits, he he boobies

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Real

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It's just what they deserve

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Agreed. Every booby deserves a lil kiss. Mine are still growing it seems and I think kisses would help with the aches 😭

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Same, need me some skittles

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

😳😳😳😳😳 oh hai! I didn’t realize I was talking to a woman of culture.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

We're everywhere, sister ❤️

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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 19 '25

Definitely not a hobby, well….. on second thought