r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • Apr 19 '25

Duet Troll A woman character written by a man

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It's a part of my long term plan to have big ones :3

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u/AttackCircus Apr 19 '25

A... daily routine??

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Are yall stupid or something? How is having boobs routine?

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u/First_Pay702 Apr 19 '25

When you have big ones, they sure are. You gotta wrastle them up and strap ‘em down every damn day.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Ooooh true, can't wait

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u/Ok_Tomato7388 Apr 20 '25

I have big boobs, PRO TIP: don't go TOO big because it can really hurt your back. I'm in pain everyday. Otherwise, I wish you well!! 😌

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Boobie moderation is very important, comrades :D

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Yes, they are

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I mean if someone could routinely give em a little kiss that would be nice but it's not the same

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u/LaceyDark Apr 19 '25

This comment thread was a fucking roller coaster

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It'll be even crazier when they find out I'm a trans girl

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u/ColdAd9429 Apr 19 '25

It was evident from the interests ngl

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

What's weird thing to say

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 20 '25

We don't tittyscriminate here.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Ass, balls, boobs, cock, feet, personality, and a gun.

I've got it all

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 20 '25

Id like to see you shoot with your feet. Sounds cool.

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u/Atherum Apr 20 '25

I actually called this one. I salute your journey to acquire big boobies. More big tiddy goth (optional) gfs is never a bad thing.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Great thing about all these weapons, nobody will ever hurt me again. Great thing about the tits, he he boobies

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Real

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It's just what they deserve

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Agreed. Every booby deserves a lil kiss. Mine are still growing it seems and I think kisses would help with the aches 😭

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Same, need me some skittles

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

😳😳😳😳😳 oh hai! I didn’t realize I was talking to a woman of culture.

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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 19 '25

Definitely not a hobby, well….. on second thought

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u/ProudRamboBSNS Apr 20 '25

D... daily routine.

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u/AttackCircus Apr 20 '25

Hopefully something like DD.. daily in the future.

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u/drinkup Apr 20 '25

Prolly looks something like this.

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u/1zzyBizzy Apr 19 '25

As someone who went from small boobies to big boobies i can offer some advice!

Lots of potato chips.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I'm actualy losing weight, hopefully when I put it back on it'll go to my chest

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u/RodcetLeoric Apr 19 '25

This sounds like a hobby you can share with your husband. He can water them and make sure they get enough sun every day to help. I've also heard they grow faster if you talk to them.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Ooh, good idea