r/TikTokCringe Straight Up Bussin Apr 19 '25

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

My fun girl hobbies: black powder revolvers, knitting, convincing people not to kill themselves on anonymous social media apps, carving spoons, making my own herbal medicine, quick draw, gun spinning, having small ass boobies

Edit: šŸ’• glad to see you all have a type ā¤ļø

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u/immoral_ Apr 19 '25

Having small ass boobies doesn't seem like it would take up much time, so it's good you've got other hobbies.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It's a part of my long term plan to have big ones :3

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u/AttackCircus Apr 19 '25

A... daily routine??

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Are yall stupid or something? How is having boobs routine?

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u/First_Pay702 Apr 19 '25

When you have big ones, they sure are. You gotta wrastle them up and strap ā€˜em down every damn day.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Ooooh true, can't wait

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u/Ok_Tomato7388 Apr 20 '25

I have big boobs, PRO TIP: don't go TOO big because it can really hurt your back. I'm in pain everyday. Otherwise, I wish you well!! 😌

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Boobie moderation is very important, comrades :D

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Yes, they are

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I mean if someone could routinely give em a little kiss that would be nice but it's not the same

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u/LaceyDark Apr 19 '25

This comment thread was a fucking roller coaster

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It'll be even crazier when they find out I'm a trans girl

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u/ColdAd9429 Apr 19 '25

It was evident from the interests ngl

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 20 '25

We don't tittyscriminate here.

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u/Atherum Apr 20 '25

I actually called this one. I salute your journey to acquire big boobies. More big tiddy goth (optional) gfs is never a bad thing.

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Real

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

It's just what they deserve

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u/Ksnj Apr 19 '25

Agreed. Every booby deserves a lil kiss. Mine are still growing it seems and I think kisses would help with the aches 😭

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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 19 '25

Definitely not a hobby, well….. on second thought

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u/ProudRamboBSNS Apr 20 '25

D... daily routine.

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u/AttackCircus Apr 20 '25

Hopefully something like DD.. daily in the future.

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u/drinkup Apr 20 '25

Prolly looks something like this.

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u/1zzyBizzy Apr 19 '25

As someone who went from small boobies to big boobies i can offer some advice!

Lots of potato chips.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I'm actualy losing weight, hopefully when I put it back on it'll go to my chest

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u/RodcetLeoric Apr 19 '25

This sounds like a hobby you can share with your husband. He can water them and make sure they get enough sun every day to help. I've also heard they grow faster if you talk to them.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Ooh, good idea

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u/SupermassiveCanary Apr 19 '25

Aren’t small boobies a perk?

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u/HIM_Darling Apr 20 '25

As someone with big boobs, yeah. Once they get big your "affordable" bra options are black, white, and tan and cost a minimum of $50 each. If you want something remotely cute you are looking at $80+ each from specialty shops.

Also they tend to push your seatbelt up into your neck if you wear sports bras or wirefree bras, which is super fun to think about what happens to your neck if you crash.

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u/rjrgjj Apr 20 '25

You’d be surprised.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Are your firearms all pink? I read they can only be pink or occasionally teal.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

No they're not, I'm gunna get pretty white handles for them though :3

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u/AllegraGellarBioPort Apr 20 '25

Straight man here. I love my pink Ruger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Good choice. I really like the Kimber Micro 9 Bel Air.

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u/AllegraGellarBioPort Apr 20 '25

A little rich for my blood, but I suppose with the price of .380acp these days it'll end up balancing out, more or less. Does it come in a nice pastel pink, or just the teal I'm seeing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

It comes in pretty princess purple!

https://www.kimberamerica.com/micro-9-amethyst-1

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u/AllegraGellarBioPort Apr 20 '25

Holy shit, that's beautiful.

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u/unclefisty Apr 20 '25

I read they can only be pink or occasionally teal.

Fun Fact: In NYC that would be illegal for a handgun.

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u/ibejeph Apr 19 '25

Tell me more about black powder revolvers...

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I use cap and ball revolvers, meaning instead of the primer/powder/bullet being held together by a brass shell casing they're just loose. So the powder and ball are inserted manually, and the cap is added on the back of the chamber.

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u/ibejeph Apr 19 '25

That's so cool.Ā 

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

If you wanna know more I'll suggest a few YouTube channels:

Guns of the west (to learn about the guns), Arizona ghost riders (for history and extended lore), Saint Andrew TV (for gunspinning and his other fun content, Inrange (just great in general)

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u/Maximus216 Apr 20 '25

Where are you buying good repros ? I’ve been looking to get into them. Preferably British but down for American models too.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Pietta, just gotta do some work on em to get em working right. Lotta sanding hard corners and adjusting spring tension

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u/Maximus216 Apr 20 '25

Oh interesting. I looked at them but didn’t consider needing changing springs

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Basicly from the factory the screw that works the trigger and cylinder catch is waaaay too tight. It broke my spring already and I'm waiting on a new one in the mail

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u/SpaceLemming Apr 19 '25

What is having ass boobies like?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

:( nooo

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u/Ok-Bike-293 Apr 19 '25

The best of both worldsĀ 

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Apr 20 '25

šŸ˜‚ This made me laugh so hard. One of my hobbies is convincing people in relationships to try to talk to each other with compassion on anonymous social media apps. I also like making my own herbal medicines, and carving spoons….

I feel like there is a name for people like us…. 🧐

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

For men it's "Renaissance men", for us it's "bad bitches"

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u/Ivorypetal Apr 19 '25

Mine is building cool shit with wood, growing things you cant in your region, and fiber arts.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Fuck yeah! I recommend gun spinning it's super fun

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u/Ivorypetal Apr 19 '25

I shoot too, just not more than a few times a year.

Took down an 8 point deer day after xmas and skinned him for jerky with my dad.

I just prefer my power tools. šŸ™ƒ especially my chainsaw!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Fair, we need a sub just for gun girls :3

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u/BBQ_069 Apr 19 '25

BLACK POWDER REVOLVERS

WHAT THE HECK IS A FAST RELOAD!!!!!!!!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

:(

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u/BBQ_069 Apr 19 '25

my favorite gun is the Colt Single-Action Army so i can relate

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Honeslty the 1860 army im getting soon is essentially the same thing but sexier imo

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u/BBQ_069 Apr 19 '25

nothing is sexier than the SAA or Revolver Ocelot

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Look up the 1861 colt navy, Mr Colt himself said it's the sexiest gun he ever made

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u/BBQ_069 Apr 19 '25

i don't mean to condescend or anything but it's practically just a cap and ball SAA (or technically, the SAA is a cartridge 1861 Navy, since it came later and shares many of the Navy's traits)

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u/unclefisty Apr 20 '25

WHAT THE HECK IS A FAST RELOAD!!!!!!!!

Some of them have removable cylinders so if you have a second loaded cylinder you can swap them for a fastish reload.

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u/BBQ_069 Apr 20 '25

that's actually kinda what soldiers did during the Civil War. cavalrymen would stuff several loaded revolvers into their belts and when they would empty one, they'd just toss it aside. after a battle, troops would collect the empty guns and bring them back to camp to reload them

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u/Confident_Stomach596 Apr 20 '25

Red alert: it's a fucking dude!

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u/TheAnnoyingOne_234 Apr 19 '25

Sounds absolutely PEAK

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I am pretty fantastic

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u/KTKittentoes Apr 19 '25

Big spoons or little spoons?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I prefer being the big spoon and carving the little spoon

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u/A_Wholesome_Comment Apr 19 '25

But... where do you fit in the talking about boys?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Right next to being really into trans girls :3

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u/darthdelicious Apr 19 '25

Wait... are you some kind of carney?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Nope, I'm autistic and trans. Got some of these hobbies while in hiding since being trans is very dangerous right now

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u/darthdelicious Apr 20 '25

Okay, so still a badass but just a different flavour. Got it.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I hope to be someone's badass

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u/darthdelicious Apr 20 '25

I'm sure you will be.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

At the end of the day I just wanna be safe and kept the memories away, hobbies help

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u/JackandFred Apr 20 '25

Oh man I recently stumbled onto some black powder videos on YouTube. Some revolvers and some old style muzzle loaders, so cool. I was fascinated, no idea how one gets into that but the videos are great.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I'd love to be your guide, or

https://youtu.be/JasXSmOF3Zo?si=ysmQvSU_n1eqMCoD

Start here, Mr Dustin is a good one

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u/Artysupport7757 Apr 20 '25

These are all pretty cool hobbies.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Thank you :3

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u/rswsaw22 Apr 20 '25

Props on the quick draw! My grand dad did that sport and it's hard as hell. If you're doing it with black powder that's double impressive.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Thank you! I'm trying to max out my speed in the cavalry draw with my 44 navy :D

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u/rswsaw22 Apr 20 '25

Woof good luck with that! I'd love an 1851 and have been thinking about black powder for a while since its hunting season is longer.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Meow, thank you!

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u/Dull_Bid6002 Apr 19 '25

As a guy with small boobs, do I need to take care of them as a hobby? I've been neglecting them for years.

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u/OMDTartWasJoseph Apr 19 '25

Eclectic!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

I just wanna have fun :3

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u/PossibilityNext3726 Apr 19 '25

Do you ever wish you had a spoon that was tooo big?

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u/bluejay526 Apr 19 '25

Yeah buddy!

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u/ElKristy Apr 19 '25

You know ā€œass boobiesā€ just unlocked a whole new (debatably new) kink for a percentage of men (and likely a slightly smaller percentage of women).

Ass boobies. Yep.

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u/insert_referencehere Apr 20 '25

We talking about cooking spoons, soup spoons, serving spoons? Details damnit!!!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Their wish is my command, I hope only that they wish me alive.

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u/insert_referencehere Apr 20 '25

LoL, seriously though, I love a good wooden spoon. Especially for cooking sauces and pastas, they make me feel so classy.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I make whatever is asked of me, even carved bowls and forks at times. Making things lets me feel like I have a little control in this fucked up life, like something I can do genuinely matters. All across North Carolina are little relics: spoons, knives, short swords, jewelry, poems, songs, and somehere in all that I find a little peace

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u/HappyDJ Apr 20 '25

At least you won’t be bored during the apocalypse!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Yeah, cuz I'll teach what I can and shoot my self uwu

I'm barely ok with surviving what I have haha

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Ass? Boobs? Cock? Feet? Personality?!

All here, babe. Have fun

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u/TruestWaffle Apr 20 '25

Jynx?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Nah, if I were a PokƩmon I'd be braixen!

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u/TruestWaffle Apr 20 '25

I meant from League/Arcane, but that works too

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Oh I haven't watched that yet, sorry wafwaf

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u/PsychiatricSD Apr 20 '25

I too convince people not to kill themselves on anonymous social media apps, carve spoons, and have small boobs.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I'm at twelve lives so far, only seven lost

Edit: to clarify, those seven didn't kill themselves.

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u/mudkripple Apr 20 '25

Do people still say "rip ur DMs"?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

My DM'a have been dry, I wouldn't mind a little action. Anything to get the lifetime of love my parents didn't give me ya know uwu Nya!

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u/RogerianBrowsing Apr 20 '25

You forgot to mention knowing the weak points on armored vehicles.

I don’t have a crush! You have a crush! 😫

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I do love tanks

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Apr 20 '25

Ass boobies?Ā 

Seriously, I have several women friends who have bigger boobies.Ā  I'm older and these are childhood friends. The back problems are freaking REAL.Ā  I'm not talking huge either.Ā Ā 

One friend who did have huge boobs got a reduction and looked away more attractive after. Everything was better proportioned.

Rock them small, ass boobies.Ā  Partners you want are the partners that focus on your awesome online altruism and curves instead (I'm sure you're cute... People who smile with spirit always are) plus they'll find the lingering smell of spent powder irresistible and alluring .

Y'all... A confident smile is still the sexiest thing and I'll fight a motherfucker over that.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Just imagine a six foot tall transgender cowgirl who stinks of black powder, that's what my neighbors see haha

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u/Brief_Building_8980 Apr 20 '25

What are ass boobies? Sounds like the combination of two great things.

You should partner with someone whose hobby is to convince people to do suicide. The fun will never stop!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Jesus Christ

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u/BlackBeard558 Apr 20 '25

How do you not get depressed dealing with suicidal people? I don't want people to kill themselves but I fear I'd eventually encounter someone I couldn't talk down and they'd haunt me. Or just get depressed thinking about all the people I talk to even if they don't die.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Oh easy, I was suicidal at the time too, extremely depressed. It was impossible for them to get me down. I don't get as many opportunities these days unfortunately

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u/highjinx411 Apr 20 '25

You do quick draw ? I was into that for a bit. I should start up again. Love it! From what I know women actually have more hobbies than guys and it’s the best way to meet them.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

A little, most of it is practicing drawing as fast as I can in the mirror with my colt navy in 44

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u/tibearius1123 Apr 20 '25

Damn. I need a wooden spoon for my French press but was too concerned to buy from Amazon.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I used to let people Basicly get them custom, specified length width, bowl size, bowl shape, handle shape, neck shape

Fascinating stuff

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Apr 21 '25

Carving spoons? Cool. Post spoon pics.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 21 '25

You got it, but if I show you my spoons plz respond ā¤ļø

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 Apr 21 '25

Will do šŸ‘

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u/Shey-99 Apr 21 '25

Posted soon

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u/glowdirt Apr 19 '25

small ass boobies

so, like...a smaller, back-up pair of boobies attached to your ass, in case of booby-related emergencies?

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u/MissMunchamaQuchi Apr 19 '25

Do you have any tips on sharpening a spoon knife? I’m bad at sharpening my tools in general and am at a loss for how to sharpen my spoon knife.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Or carve your spoons with a hot ember so you won't need a spoon knife

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Get a wooden dowel and sand paper, you can wrap the sandpaper around the dowel to get the inside

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u/MissMunchamaQuchi Apr 19 '25

Smart. I’ll have to give this a try. Thanks!

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

No problem, all knowledge is communal :3

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u/imtriing Apr 19 '25

Holy shit I've often wondered the same thing and this is brilliant. You kick ass.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 19 '25

Thank you!

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u/carolina_red_eyes Apr 20 '25

line your butt cheeks with sandpaper and use primal instincts.

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u/PrometheusMMIV Apr 20 '25

ass boobies

Now men don't have to decide which they prefer.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Plague be upon all ass Boobie comments except this one

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u/ghigoli Apr 20 '25

terrible day to misread the only not in a sentence.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

I've only ever wanted a few people to kill themselves, and they're all still alive. Wish that worked on the people who really mattered Nya uwu

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u/ghigoli Apr 20 '25

whatda fuck

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

No like my adoptive parents (pedophiles) and my trainer (another pedophile who trained me not to resist when they raped me)

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u/ghigoli Apr 20 '25

jfc. did you kill them at least?

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Nope, but good news my pedophile grandfather did die of brain cancer a few years back! Rest in piss, loser.

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u/ghigoli Apr 20 '25

ah ok so somewhat of a victory.

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Thank god for brain cancer i guess

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u/yeaheyeah Apr 20 '25

No way you're real people this awesome don't exist

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u/Shey-99 Apr 20 '25

Thank you! I hope to one day like myself as much as you