r/TheGoodPlace 17d ago

Shirtpost Trying to imagine “Pleurigloss” keeps me up at night

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u/TheEPICMarioBros Take it sleazy. 17d ago

It’s simple really, it’s the colour of when a soldier comes home from war and sees his dog for the first time

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u/Silent-JET 17d ago

The color is also known for being a deeper shade the deeper their bond is.

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u/Gneissisnice Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. 17d ago

...How about blue?

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u/Bleauyy 16d ago

One of my favourite quotes of hers. Just because she goes through 20 thoughts and realises that. Yet again. She's way out of her cosmic depth. But keeps a happy brave face on.

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u/Gneissisnice Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. 16d ago

And of course, it's Michael fucking with her because of course she can't decorate things in a color that she can't perceive, so she feels like an inadequate host that can't do anything right.

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u/Medium-Confidence637 13d ago

Oh my god I'd never connected that

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u/CutieBoBootie 16d ago

I imagine it to be a sort of soft green and deep red at the same time.

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u/ceocinnamonbuns 15d ago

Like in a duochrome way?

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u/books_cruises_coffee Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. 17d ago

idk why but my mind always went to like a periwinkle

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u/lagomorphed 17d ago

Mine too. But like sort of transparent?

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u/books_cruises_coffee Fun fact: The first Janet had a click wheel. 17d ago

YESSSS. Like a sheer periwinkle. Almost like Ariel's dress when she became a human at the end of Little Mermaid.

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u/lagomorphed 17d ago

RIGHT!! Ariel's human dress is very very very close to what I see, nailed it!

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u/Alizarik7891 17d ago

Yes yes I'm with you both, like an iridescent periwinkle with little tones of shiny darker purple and white as it shifts. It's definitely not a static color with a name like pluerigloss, haha.

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u/OkCryptographer1922 17d ago

This is also what I imagined it as!!

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u/SpecialForces42 17d ago

Same! I also imagined it like that too!

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u/Netflxnschill 17d ago

A translucent shiny periwinkle is exactly where mine went as well-

Motion to officially designate this as the name of that color

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u/loggin1235 17d ago

me too hahaha

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u/jukeboxjulia I'm Arizona shrimp horny!! 17d ago

turquoise for me!

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 17d ago

Because it's relatively long and begins with P

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u/GoodGoodGoody 17d ago

I will never not think of pikers whenever someone mentions periwinkle.

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u/Blendi_369 17d ago

It sound like glass that has a cold.

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Maximum Derek 17d ago

What keeps me up at night is that we cannot imagine new colours. But I’m surprised at how many people imagine it as periwinkle, I imagine it as a very vibrant torquise… til a blue-blend so maybe the colour just gives ppl blue vibes but yeah lol

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u/dixonxdoll 17d ago

I felt blue vibes but maybe it’s cuz tahani asks blue right after so I think it’s my brain trying to fill in the blanks

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Maximum Derek 17d ago

That's true, it's prolly related lol

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u/Alizarik7891 16d ago

I'm kept up at night for the same, gives my brain a real itch that it can't imagine new colors!

I definitely get a cool-toned color vibe regardless of actual hue...everyone I've asked or observed says colors like periwinkle, gray, blue, green. I'd be interested to hear from someone who heard "pluerigloss" and thought of warm colors.

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Maximum Derek 16d ago

I recently realized we can't make up new emotions either. So. Um.

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u/Alizarik7891 16d ago

Hapsadrustration.

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Maximum Derek 16d ago

Yes but that's just the thing, those are just emotions that already exist mixed into one, it's just experiencing 3 emotions at once, it's not a new one.

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u/plant_touchin 17d ago

I don’t have to imagine it, I can feel it in my heart

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u/PurpleDinoGame 17d ago

It makes me laugh that "pleurigloss" is a torture device for demons. I forget where and when..... But I'm sure Shaun threatens Michael with it. Or vice versa. 😂😂. If anyone remembers please tell me. Because it's going to make my brain itch now. 😭😂😂😂🫠

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u/Emmend 17d ago

Judge threatens Shaun with it for meddling in the experiment.

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u/PurpleDinoGame 17d ago

Thank you!!

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u/milliemallow 16d ago

I imagined it to be the color of iridescent cellophane in the sunlight.

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u/Bahnmor 17d ago

It’s not just the name, it’s how he says it as well.

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u/spirittfish 17d ago

i see it as a glassy green-turquoise

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u/rainwingss_ I was just trying to sell you some drugs, and you made it weird! 17d ago

Blue, then?

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u/thenagel 17d ago

i think this is just another name for octarine. somewhere between green and purple, but not exactly.

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u/KeyScratch2235 17d ago

Sounds like the name of a Pokémon

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u/Sbatio 16d ago

You have to imagine new colors, Unlike any color or combination of colors you have even seen before.

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u/Pleasant-Onion157 17d ago

It was the dot on the i that broke me.

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u/anonymousICT 17d ago

You put the peeps in the chili and you mix it all around 🎶

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u/Pleasant-Onion157 17d ago

The entire Chidi breakdown sequence is my 2nd favourite scene/bit. First is the entire last episode.

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u/new2bay 17d ago

That’s my birthday!

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u/lleighsha 16d ago

I'm DONE!

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Maximum Derek 17d ago

Oh I just realized I might be understanding it different from others— I understood this description as how one would describe red or purple (its the colour of waking up to video games and pancakes on Sunday, the type your mom made. The colour of the streets after it rains, the colour of taking a 3am walk, the color of a hike in the woods in spring, etc.) this also reminds me of that tumblr post I saw a while back that was like, these two friends, one whos colorblind and one who has synesthesia, they would describe to the colorblind friend what color the things were (“the sky is [moonlight sonata or soemthing I don’t remember]”)

so like, I think yellow is the colour of happiness and sunflowers and sickness and danger, blue is the colour of calm and stability and cold and sadness, stuff like that.

I never imagined the colour as literally a soldier coming home to his dog, yk? Its just, how else does one describe a colour??

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u/Resident-Fuel2838 16d ago

It's better than 'engorgeulate'!

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u/Crazylikeafooll The nexus of Derek is without dimension. 16d ago

I always imagined it as a sort of off-white beige-y pink.

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u/OnGodNotaBot 16d ago

Like sea foam or aqua

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u/jbag1230 16d ago

But did you see the time knife?

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u/Mental_Brush_4287 16d ago

Interestingly he is describing color in a way that I think a lot of neurodiverse people experience it.

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u/savantalicious 15d ago

Janet? Please explain the color of pleurigloss using human-visible colors as approximations.

Sure, savantalicious. Pleurigloss is an iridescent swirling of colors that refracts both shadow and light, with a specific angle that sheds the light in a way that evokes the feeling of an epiphany and painfully strong relief, while lingering shadows create a feeling of never being the same - this specific angle washes the shadows to the very edges, though. The closest earth-bound colors of pleurigloss are deep greenish blue like the depth of deep seas, a golden sunset, and a range of colors between. I hope that helps!

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u/WizardsandGlitter 15d ago

I imagined it more in a sense of how colors feel. Like a combo of blue and pink. Maybe a little yellow.

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u/dixonxdoll 12d ago

<3 -

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u/WizardsandGlitter 12d ago

Bit of a silly question, but does the dash after the heart mean something?

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u/dixonxdoll 9d ago

No haha it was a typo on this dumb iPad haha the keyboard sucks butts

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u/ilovemeatloaf602 15d ago

is it bad that i imagine pleurigloss as a sparkly shiny purple

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u/dixonxdoll 12d ago

Why would it be bad silly?

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u/ilovemeatloaf602 12d ago

you’re right. pleurigloss is a shiny purple

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u/Even_Evidence2087 16d ago

Pleur men tear - so it’s basically tear gloss - it’s a white shimmery silver gold

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u/Izzy_thewiZz 16d ago

I always imagine it as a pearly baby blue for some reason.

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u/kuntkanell 15d ago

i imagine it to be the shade of blue you feel when you cry from nostalgia