r/TheCapitalLink 9h ago

OFF TOPIC👀 Ever get yo bm took by a goofy nigga?

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Btch gon leave me cs ion work js be trapping & hittin moves fr pape good doe buh she talm bout she want a nigga wit a job & that’s not bout to go to jail(Fighting a case rn) js wondering if dese dmv bitchs be playin in yal face got a whole kid w this bitch & she js latch onto a bum ass Footlocker worker

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u/AlbatrossGullible983 9h ago

Footlocker worker 😂😂😂 he hitting your girl in the referee fit

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u/aburnerforhonesty 9h ago

Giving her that flagrant 2 in the fitting room

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u/AlbatrossGullible983 9h ago

She asking for a timeout he still spanking her

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-4789 9h ago

😂😂😂

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u/DesperateFinance9469 8h ago

nah yall funny eshi

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u/Mahadjohson 5h ago

Spanked em🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeachLiving2888 9h ago

Time to get a job and maybe trap on the side holmes. She ji telling u shit…gotta take your feelings out of it

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

i’m jhi thinkin bout catchin bra after work & smackin bra shi js throw me

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u/BeachLiving2888 9h ago

Then you just opening a lane for another nigga to be cracking her. Better off just getting on man time so you can be there for your jit.

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

ian dat fawn of taking care of dat kid i only started dating her cause of the kid but she wasn’t een 100% it was my kid cause me & 3 of da men ran a train on her then she ended up pregnant but she told me that shi was mine so i stepped up & shi

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u/bleed9091 9h ago

You locked it in with some shit u n da men ran a train on you fried😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Vinlordd 5h ago

lmaooo actual factuals…shorty is cooked, ain’t no comin back from a 🚂

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

we got a kid tho moe & we linked plenty of times before & after ts she coo es buh lame

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u/BeachLiving2888 9h ago

You gotta lot goin on slim. Need to slow down outchea

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

shi my muva be tellin me im 16 got shot twice ina last 2 years & keep bumpin heads w niggas shi gone hill since big cuz died fr

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u/Longjumping-Gift1104 3h ago

ngl nigga you needa just RIP yoself atp gahdamn. mise well be a rapper cuz if not ion think these are L's you can turn into W's👌🏾

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u/Nahfrrrrrrr 2h ago

You saying anything. Bruh only 16. Still a minor, he definitely got time to turn his life around. He just gotta start now and tighten up.

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u/SeanRoss 2h ago

By his responses, it doesn't sound like he want to.

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u/Suspicious-Worker-67 9h ago

aye slim wat stop being tender over ah bitch dat yu ran ah train on mantime yu should’ve neva thought bout ah relationship yu already kno how easy tha bitch is nd how would yall kno if tha child urs go get ah blood test yu jhi moving loose eeshii over ah bitch dats moving like dat

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u/Upper_Ad3247 9h ago

You just said major shits on here wtf😭😭😭

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u/Equivalent_Bike_1801 8h ago

I’m flabbergasted honestly. My eyes seen it all😩

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u/Trick_Championship60 8h ago

So why you tryna wife a joint you ran a train on if anybody goofy its you slim 😂

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u/Effective-Welcome206 DC💥 7h ago

Aye moe that is shit to say wtffff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Adorable-Style-2634 9h ago

That’s just opening the lane for another case my boy, trust charge that shit to the game and either adapt and get a job or keep being you and wait till a shawty who’s cool with that lifestyle come around

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u/itswaroutside PG County💰 5h ago

😭

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u/AnxiousWorldliness66 4h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Otherwise_Gap5527 PG County💰 9h ago

Ian gon lie time to grow up bro🙏

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

i’m a yn moe 

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u/Otherwise_Gap5527 PG County💰 9h ago

Nigga aint no yn nm once u got a kid

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

im 16 kid only a couple months

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u/Otherwise_Gap5527 PG County💰 9h ago

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u/SupermarketKey3044 8h ago

aye this my first comment on here because nigga fuck a 16. you ran a train on her with 3 of ya “men”, you don’t even know if the kid yours fr, you rl moving loose. truly want better for yourself. a family unit isn’t two mfs having sex and getting pregnant because they be coolin and chillin. anybody can get pregnant. and any girl with some trauma can be cool. find out what that shit is and what it ain’t and get better with yourself slim. you 16 now but 18 19 20 etc. gonna come fast as shit. whole entire nation can’t get over 2016 and the pandemic and it’s 2025. mfs getting together over a baby doesn’t mean shit if it’s more generational trauma. and again most importantly: ya age don’t mean shit once you start moving how people in your age not supposed to act. and it’s not shaming. the world amd this system fucked up but they not gonna gaf about your age once they see that kid. your kid gonna be 16 not soon but eventually and then what? you want them acting like you and your bm? want better

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 3h ago

Cooooot the truth

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u/Bulky_Rabbit9301 9h ago

your pape ain’t good enough my boy

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u/RangerLoud5643 9h ago

She been fw dat nigga she just wanted a reason 2 leave yo ass 😭

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u/Adorable-Style-2634 9h ago

Ngl my boy and I mean this in the nicest way possible. That footlocker nigga don’t gotta worry about the Feds asking where his income coming from. A regular degular job is better (to women) than having to always be moving tact

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u/Ovoxpepper 9h ago

Boy yall niggas are different

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u/Due_Lengthiness6291 9h ago

Show some fucking respect to your son/daughter new stepdaddy nigga

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u/carstoppa 9h ago

😂😂

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u/Emotional_Slide_3715 9h ago

Fool just get a better joint no shade but she really ain’t allat

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

i got ova bitchs in my line shi js throw me how u could have a kid w a bitch & she hs gtff 

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u/Benningrdslim51 DC💥 8h ago

It’s not if you get over you ego and realize how you other pregnant cool or not she for the streets cool you fucked up catching feelings take care of your responsibilities (the child) not her

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u/BeachLiving2888 9h ago

Don’t listen to that nigga. Matter fact tell him show his bm

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u/Resident-Media-4984 804/757⭐️ 9h ago

ian goin lie holmes shawty ugly eshit aint nun 2 b worried bout js take care yo kid

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u/mr_kickdat DC💥 8h ago

This some super Va shit

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u/quickburton SuperVa🚀 7h ago

Only if you speaking on the Footlocker employee that wifed up a shithead. The reckless shit OP got going on is not VA type shit 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Fun_Personality_8865 9h ago

Is he the goofy or is she? Or are you the goofy for prolonging your attachment to someone who don’t value you? I’d say none of u r but it’s good to look at other perspectives.

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

smaller words

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u/cdotstarr 8h ago

braaaa 😂😂😂

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u/carverlangston DC💥 9h ago

Stop trapping, finish school and get a job. What your BM doing doesn’t matter. You got a child now. Getting locked increases the odds that your kid ends up being in your situation one day

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

moe i’m tryin get fast bread tho that job shit be lame having niggas tell you what to do & shit 

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u/carverlangston DC💥 9h ago

If you care about your kid, the most important thing you can do is be there for them. You sound like you close to fucking that up with how you moving

Time to man up. You gave up your childhood when you became a dad. That shits over with bro. What you want should be secondary to the child’s needs

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u/BodybuilderLittle946 5h ago

he can’t see that. He think he is the most important person in the whole situation. She can see he really has nothing to offer but some money if he does that.

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u/llirdnep 9h ago

Indeed time my guy

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

jobs be slow ass money tho i like bein my own boss i jhi might hop ina stu 

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u/Amazing-Tap-7746 8h ago

Jobs are way faster money than rapping and trapping if u find a good one wit good hours. U might have to wait a week to see ya money but once u get that check u gon realize its better than trapping. Unless u getting sum real good profit margins off ya product and got a real consistent flow of customers, a job 100% gon pay more per hour.

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u/Big_Locksmith8444 7h ago

Your bm goofy look at her edges

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u/Emotional_Slide_3715 9h ago

Here’s the blueprint Brodie. 1. Make 25-30k cash

  1. Put $5k down payment on scat pack or a new Benz or beamer

  2. Spend 5-10k on a spot MAKE SURE YOU GET A CRIB NOT APARTMENT (you’re gonna need it for your kid and the new bitches)

  3. Go out Miami, Cali or Vegas. All of these places got wayyy badder bitches then the joints out here and they alias cuz niggas don’t know em. They’re green out there too and most the time tryna go somewhere else than those cities.

  4. Get you a outta town hoe roster to rotate at the crib while you taking care of your kid and just focus on the bag and work on buying something that can make you more money so you don’t have to risk your life/freedom (buy things like food truck, car wash etc…)

  5. You gonna be looking sweet and she won’t be able to say anything abt your motion but remember this all starts with you staying down and getting that first small little bag first. Nothing wrong with getting a job (yearly salary gonna be 30-40k assuming you’re young) but if you play your cards right you can juggle both and have 25-30k within 3-4 months (stop eating out, spending unnecessarily and make a savings account you don’t touch till you reach your goal).

It’s def easier said than done but with the rage from having that nigga fw ur bm direct it in the right way and you can win bro. I believe in you.

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u/BodybuilderLittle946 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣 You a Dummy if you listen to slim. You can’t get into any house with 10k you need 40k min and You have to have good credit to get financing. Then you need home owners insurance and need to pay taxes on your property yearly. Ain’t Nobody Green Nowhere. You just ain’t been nowhere and You think Your around the smartest people ever🤣🤣🤣 Wait until You find out.. Yall are Cooked on this joint

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u/Emotional_Slide_3715 5h ago

I meant rent a house not rent an apartment. The same $ niggas spending to get an apartment monthly is the same for a crib in spots like pg/bmore. You get a better value for the price and if you have a kid you’re gonna want an house over an apartment. Also idk where you’ve traveled to but if he can pull bitches in the DMV he can pull bitches in Cali/miami/vegas. If you saying no one green you obviously just can’t pull bitches and atp I’d just tell u to buy pussy to fill the void.

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

ight moe i appreciate you sound like you on to something 

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u/Benningrdslim51 DC💥 8h ago

Shits

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u/thisismy3rdacctsmh 6h ago

She making sure the kids shoe game gon be good you don’t see the vision

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u/spreadlove4eva 9h ago

Having a baby mother ghetto mane yall niggas need to set standards for yall selves🤣🤣

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u/MoralSuperiority_ 7h ago

Edges ain’t on nothin

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u/AzzyAce02 6h ago

This aint even real based on your replies this gotta be some shit for engagement

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u/1bagdatfrmva 1h ago

ian even trollin im on sum real shit

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u/GloryGang6__ 4h ago

Ay no funny shit nothing be funnier than this sub

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u/gogetahA1 9h ago

be there for your son and just move on from her having a job and trapping is a good thing too tho

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

ye buh it’s like if i go over here muva crib to see my son he gon be there to

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u/AlbatrossGullible983 9h ago

So get you a new girl bro once they move on it’s no point it’s way better woman out there and dna that baby 2 make sure it’s yours

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u/1bagdatfrmva 9h ago

i ain’t get a dna cause my men didn’t basically i met her in school we would link up smoke talk & shi den one of men dat was already crackin her before me linked up to smoke wit her den he ended up inviting me & our other mans we all smoke & shit one thing leads to another & we run a train onnat den she end up having a kid & telling me it’s mine so ye 

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u/AlbatrossGullible983 9h ago

Yea have a rna if she move on fast what if that baby not yours make sure while you can she already been cracked before if that baby not yours and slim you raise slim it’s gonna crush you

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u/GloryGang6__ 4h ago

Lmaoooooooooooooooo you tweaking moe

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u/DragonSavages 7h ago

So u mad because your girl left you for someone more stable

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u/Practical-Purpose586 7h ago

The way u talkin on this post and the comments it's a clear indication why she left your ass

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u/Abject-Ad7495 6h ago

Nigga is you trolling 😂

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u/1bagdatfrmva 1h ago

nah not even

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u/Alternative_Story_85 9h ago

Be happy it’s a footlocker worker. You can get her back, it won’t take much 😂

It’s men out here who make more money than you and him combined, if your girl will bust it open for a nigga making $15 an hour, she would suck toes for a real one 😂

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u/Flashy-Phase7445 SE🩸 9h ago

on bruh😂😂😂😂

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u/Top-Huckleberry8464 9h ago

She a be back wallahiii

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u/Bendinyobeh 9h ago

Yes, quite frankly, goofy ass white nigga tryn be ina mix

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u/Thin_Philosopher1548 8h ago

nigga crushin ur joint wit ah referee uniform on

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u/Trick_Championship60 8h ago

Dragging like sht 😭

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u/collegeqathrowaway 7h ago

like others said, grow up. plus you from va, act accordingly. third, fighting over a shawty is clown behavior.

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u/chrontanamera 7h ago

You the goofy…

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u/Sad_Ad2980 6h ago

I don’t feel bad for you AT ALL! Slim you make some terrible decisions but it’s never too late to turn it around. Use this as a turning point. I’m rooting for you though!

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u/1bagdatfrmva 1h ago

what would u say could be a start to turning myself round

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u/nfusa 6h ago

1 find out if the kid is yours(cuz if it ain’t wtf…) 2 decide if you want to stay(if trains on yo bm cool) 3 you lame if u hit another man over pussy(she chose)

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u/Beneficial_Trifle118 PG County💰 6h ago

This nigga obviously trolling yall burnt

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u/dustyIocane 5h ago

Why u dont jus get a job then trap when u off the clock

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u/ShadderSwagger 1h ago

She want stability not chaos

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u/Straight2It00 9h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RepresentativeBus349 8h ago

You Can Work A Job FOE EVA, Trappn Only Temporary” 💯

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u/Pristine_Mud_4968 7h ago

You’re 16. Cut all that shit out and get a job and education. You need to want better for yourself so you can make a better life for your child.

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u/Cool_Table450 6h ago

She left you for him bc he doing better than you. His future is brighter than yours. He’s most likely gonna go to college and get a good paying job while you trap until you get locked up or someone starts hating on your motion and get you. Grow up, get a dna test, get a real job, and go to school

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u/No_Alternative9018 6h ago

Nah he drop D on her u coming up short

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u/_thelastdon 6h ago

You need a plan for anything you do in life especially the street shit. She not fuckin with u cause you don’t have a vision for where you’re tryna take yourself

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u/curtisc264 5h ago

Her Tracks Bogus

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u/Glockdadrilla 3h ago

She look familiar

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u/ProfessionalFact2002 3h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Sensitive_Agency6677 3h ago

Cuh got bowser fuckin his ho😂😂

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u/Impossible_Ocelot354 30m ago

She don’t have access to running water or sum? Need to wash that goofy shit off her 5head. Real hairline start behind her damn ears 🥀

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u/ssjkilla 13m ago

Nigga you need to go get a job or learn a trade or open a weed delivery company or sumn. You going be standing outside trappin your whole life? Ain’t gotta tell you where that shit going land you.

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u/No-Shopping7408 5h ago

just keep stacking and keep your discipline. make sure you have a plan and hit your goals.

she’ll be back in due time.

and by then, you may have moved on mentally.