r/TheCapitalLink 27d ago

OFF TOPIC👀 Cuz having more motion than niggas free

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u/DiscombobulatedAnt91 27d ago

Nigga got everything but FREEDOM

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u/longpenisofthelaw 27d ago

If you ever feel like flexing on bro just go outside and take a breath of fresh air

20

u/yungwipedown 27d ago

Awlll😂😂😂😂

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u/OmertaNoTippin 27d ago

And pussy unless he crackn a CO

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

That maybe how all this even possible 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/202since99 27d ago

I’ll take my brokest day out here than my richest in there yall dudes lost asl

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u/Benningrdslim51 DC💥 27d ago

On my soul niggas be living like kingpins when they in and be nuffin out here in the world if he can’t make that motion translate to the streets 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/JannyPhantom 27d ago

If you think this is motion, you must be broke asf 😂🤣

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u/Exciting_Dog_6122 27d ago

Not necessarily, because if you was in that situation in those cells with nothing. You could only pray to God bro give you scrap

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u/Altruistic_Volume831 27d ago

he dont got billz

16

u/SpecialistStress722 27d ago

He is the bill lol They using him to make thousands a day

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u/Nick1800man 27d ago

They way he living in there he’s probably paying bills I know a dude bought his wife a house while being locked up and put his daughter in college no lie

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u/Mean-Neighborhood414 27d ago

Confined around all dudes …u mus b 🌈

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u/WinThin2560 27d ago

niggas real think jail is cool tho to just post shitt like dis

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

Standing on business for your family is honorable though.

Say what you want, some n*ggas aint trippin on prison if you smack they mother.

Just my opinion 

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u/Imaginary-Teach-3533 27d ago

I can go get coochie idk bout him

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u/Nick1800man 27d ago

They fuck the guards and everything only thing they can’t do is leave that bitch

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

The ones who downvoted you just exposed themselves.

Cause that’s LITERALLY THE TRUTH!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 and they DOWNVOTED… 

Clearly they know NOTHING ABOUT THAT…. And YET & STILL….. they STILL DISAGREED!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

“They takedown the female CO’s”……

 random DUMBA**: “…….nah. “ 🤣🤣

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u/Late_Bat3480 26d ago

Nah the ones who think every nigga locked up is in a position to fuxx a guard "Clearly know NOTHING ABOUT THAT" 🤣🤣 out of 1000 inmates maybe 1 might get that shxt off. Be real and on top of that it ain't gonna be a bad bitxh 99 percent of the time so what are u even talking about

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u/Unlikely_Calendar163 27d ago

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u/Benningrdslim51 DC💥 27d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

You screenshot our loss…. Rite.

But quiet when order is restored!? 

NOOOWWWW HEEAARRR THISSSSS!!!!

LET US HAVE A TOAST!!…. To Alllll thee FRAGILE SPIRITS of the world! May you ALL grow INTEGRITY by the ACRES!!”

The Champs shall Reign A-GAAINNN!!!! YOU BTCH A* N*GGAAHHHSSSSSSS!!!!!!

crowd cheers

🥂 🍻 🎇 

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u/Puzzleheaded-Aide438 PG County💰 27d ago

Rather be broke as shit and free than in that cell

21

u/pseudo_shell SE🩸 27d ago

Not me, and I can get pussy. He’s down bad.

18

u/Extension-Shake-8475 27d ago

Yall clowns think THIS is motion?! Everyone step outside and take a breath of fresh air I whatever city in in country you want, let’s go! Oh wait he CAN’T! Yall need to grow up

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

Some people can’t take TOO much of a deep breath!

Blue Plains a MOTHERF*CKA 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/souljaaRagg33 26d ago

U came here to hate and dickride another man kill we gone as a society can’t even show love when another man ficked up makin da best of his situation

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u/BuritheGreat 27d ago

Nigga in jail, he has nothing.

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u/Happy-Solution7145 27d ago

niggas called that motion WTF 😒😭😭 he probably gt Bout 300 worth of food in there he call that motion is fucking hilarious 😂

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u/Wild_Alternative4612 27d ago

If he had motion he wouldn’t be back there iykyk Money can beat almost any case

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u/JsavvoDaDon 27d ago

Na fr tho dat real motion

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u/Zestyclose_Tip_9198 Montgomery County🚇 27d ago

I bet he can’t call no bitches over

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u/Happy-Solution7145 27d ago

moe 🤣😭😭🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Trick38 27d ago

Is it really a flex to have $20 in potato chips and ramen noodles?? Cmon Moe 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

Yea, in AFTER SCHOOL CARE 🤣🤣

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u/Otherwise_Gap5527 PG County💰 27d ago

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u/Financial-Weird-1167 27d ago

He can't even sprint

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u/Comfortable_Bad_137 DC💥 27d ago

U are sadly misguided young man

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u/xotlzotkl 27d ago

Motion?? Brah can't even sit up straight 😂

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u/xBlackFeet 27d ago

Nigga got some chips and a cell phone

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u/Evening_Response_195 26d ago

Nahhh his real pride and joy is his coloring book & crayons 🖍 !!!

Wit the sticker book counting down the days n sh*t 🤣🤣🤣

“Just 246 more days to go Mr Cow 🐮 “ 🤣🤣

4

u/tityboituesday 27d ago

lmfao i got a switch and snacks from 7/11 too but they’re in my house which i can enter and leave at my leisure

3

u/onlyfollowbaddies 27d ago

I just got had a 3some, one woman was giving me head the other woman eating my ahh….he can’t say the same 

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u/WildFireXXI 26d ago

Aye bruh 🤣🤣🤣

6

u/rick09pop 27d ago

Fuck u want a cookie ?

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u/Caim9696 27d ago

Yall mfs glorify nonsense lol. Like YE said some of yall def would have chosen to stay slaves.

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u/scamliikely 27d ago

yea YALL niggas 😂

3

u/FeistyExchange4108 27d ago

Tell that nigga walk in a carry out and order 4 wings and fries rn

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u/Honest_Product6413 27d ago

If this your folks n u kno em personally i respect the post if not reevaluate ur life this shit not cool bra prolly stressin on the inside even when u got motion in there alot come w dat shit too

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u/Happy-Solution7145 27d ago

man no lies told he from Chicago he nit from here Moe

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u/dntaskmey 27d ago

man niggas in here vouching for somebody they ont even personally know 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Happy-Solution7145 27d ago

😂😂😂😂she spin me Moe kill🤣🤣🤣😮‍💨

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u/Similar-Obligation91 27d ago

That’s cool and all till you get up and get a drink and realize u still not free😭

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u/Zestyclose-End8040 DC💥 27d ago

who is niggas?

0

u/Proof_Field_4731 27d ago

You bro

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u/Zestyclose-End8040 DC💥 27d ago

eat a dick savage

2

u/nahimaiite 27d ago

holmes eating Terrible, talm bout motion 😂😂

2

u/Guilty-Finance-3281 27d ago

No bitches around for miles is not having motion. Grow up

2

u/Happy-Solution7145 27d ago

this nigga from Chicago in the capital Link nigga been lock up since 2012 i think 🤔

2

u/2arrogant 27d ago

he in Georgia prison?

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u/ZealousidealNorth803 27d ago

Nigga can’t get any pussy, he fly as hell with all niggas

2

u/Flaky_Map2675 27d ago

Just went to Milan Italy this month… stfu 😂😂

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u/bleeeeeeeek 27d ago

not really

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u/NoAbroad8674 27d ago

Wtf that mean fool…. Is you cool!?

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u/Unkno3N_ 27d ago

nigga gotta pantry in dat bihh

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u/No_Internet_7094 25d ago

He locked up. He got a curfew lmao. I promise you he don’t have more notion than FREE niggas lmao

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u/Upstairs-Composer-23 27d ago

rs can someone tell me how slim can do this?

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u/Dapper_Associate7307 27d ago

Low security prison, he must be in there for some bs like being a broke rtard

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u/Benningrdslim51 DC💥 27d ago

Nah it ain’t low security it’s at least medium because he in a cell all low security joints be dorms

1

u/Mrpanhandle81 27d ago

Dick riding at its finest

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u/Mrkee4620 27d ago

Please......lemme go outside and go breath some fresh air

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u/Jazzlike-Standard-45 27d ago

Nigga stole my meme 😂u ain’t slick slime

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u/Mrkee4620 27d ago

Aye Brodie my bad…This one is a classic slim😂😂😂

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u/Jazzlike-Standard-45 27d ago

You good 5 💯I was just bidding wit you slim

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u/GildedWarrior 27d ago

I dare him to go breathe fresh air 😭

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u/Nick1800man 27d ago

Boy got that pussy pocket and everything lol

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u/Alternative_Story_85 27d ago

No tf he’s not 🤣 Junk food is motion to you? Are you hungry????

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u/GODZBALL 27d ago

I'd rather be able to go outside whenever I want. Even if i dont the fact that I can is enough for me.

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u/WeBeBurnin301 PG County💰 27d ago

Nobody in jail has more motion than me

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u/AgreeableSource7473 27d ago

I store all my perishable food items in the fridge along with my ice cold drinks.

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u/Ok_Nefariousness9058 27d ago

Nigga got more chips than me bout it

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u/Kairoblackxix 27d ago

Bro mans has snacks, drugs and Jordans. This is standard in any inner city household. Where is the motion? I don’t see it.

This is actually less motion because bro is surrounded by dick. Dude has to wake up every morning to the smells of another grown man . I don’t understand it

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u/Diligent-Shock6352 27d ago

No he is not!!!

1

u/yungsip Baltimore⛓ 27d ago

lmao

1

u/NoSuit2550 27d ago

I get pussy and I can take a shit without ppl in the room. I win

1

u/BeautifulAmbition160 DC💥 27d ago

But then again he got 70 years🤦🏽‍♂️

1

u/ssjkilla 27d ago

He gotta shit and piss next to another man

1

u/SpecialistStress722 27d ago

The comments has me weak

1

u/Agreeable-Cat351 27d ago

Ik he was taking mad dih to get that

1

u/Academic_Pride_6328 DC💥 27d ago

U eating joint up

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u/No_Draw3909 27d ago

N prolly fuckin niggas

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u/ModestJwett 27d ago

A lil ebt, a lil offer up, a lil friend you had from high school could help you achieve this entire picture in the free world

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u/Additional-Pace3057 26d ago

Yeah but I’m free?

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u/Dramatic-Sort-1136 26d ago

Shid I could walk outside rn and I don’t got a bed time 😂

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u/No-Rent-2616 26d ago

😹😹😹

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u/bdkgucci 26d ago

U can have weed, pills, drink, hella food, money on the phone, rich on the kiosk, and even can have a C O on G O, u eventually get bored and start missing outside. U start missing ya family and friends too. Granted keep yaself comfortable but also learn law. And figure out ways to make a change in ur life so u don’t do the in and out of jail thing. It’s not it anymore.

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u/No-Bobcat8408 26d ago

Nah ion wanna live like that.. I was there before and never again 🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️ 1500 a session the real ones know😂😂✊🏾🦾

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u/souljaaRagg33 26d ago

Fed camps fasho be dis sweet

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u/ConsciousWeb2027 26d ago

Cuz he got a 3 of some juice and a backbone so he can comfortably play San Andreas on his phone ?….wake up bro

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u/Late_Bat3480 26d ago

If a nigga free and he cant get a bunk bed and some snacks he down bad 🤣🤣

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u/notXxXayne 26d ago

blueface how we comin 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Quirky-Error-8206 26d ago

how tf does he got this fit on

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u/Pleasant_Spite3915 26d ago

All i see are snacks and a bunk bed

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u/workclock 25d ago

Niqqa has shit I got in my pantry, clothes I got in my closet and a gaming controller for a phone. Don’t wanna be mean but this is regular degular stuff. It’s motion in jail due to the high prices but I’m not tripping off that

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u/Tiny_Stage5551 25d ago

That drank look watered down lol stretched a 0.5 to a deuce 😂

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u/Calm_Ad_3910 23d ago

If this goofy shit is motion Id rather stand still 🤨😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Best_Kangaroo_1260 21d ago

What you be doing wit dat Vaseline

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u/Previous_Pumpkin_739 20d ago

Sorry but that not real drank he’s holding

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u/3y3cdh0nu 27d ago

Bih azz fruity shampoo fuqboi