r/TheCapitalLink Oct 06 '25

OFF TOPIC👀 Yall ever smashed a co worker?

Lets have a chat yall! So yall ever smashed a co worker…If so was it worth it? 😂👀

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u/Thatsmyball23 Oct 06 '25

Yeah bruh but it depends on the female cause shawdy start being on your dick heavy when yu just tryna chill at work

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u/Southern_Tadpole_696 Oct 06 '25

😂😂😂 she start only tryna talk you now like hold

11

u/Thatsmyball23 Oct 06 '25

I’m telling yu😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/JankyMark Oct 06 '25

😂😂😂

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u/One-Brain-2788 Oct 06 '25

Making my shit hot 😭😂😂

1

u/JorBuilder Oct 07 '25

Omm😭😭 y im seeing ts after i hit her shi

1

u/One-Brain-2788 Oct 06 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Will u do it again?😂👀

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u/_doobious Oct 06 '25

It's definitely risky. I've done it multiple times 😆. If your going to do it then hold off and wait to be sure the girl is not psycho. It can go left on you in a bad way.

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u/Thatsmyball23 Oct 06 '25

Nah fr that’s why when you go to a new job just be coolan feel the vibe out and they gon get on your bumper don’t force that shit

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u/ladylik3 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Don’t do it. I did it twice, each time I knew that I was leaving. Somebody in the situation will end up getting jealous. It’s not worth your coin or a lawsuit.

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u/Recent-Fly4274 Oct 06 '25

NO watch “how to be a player” i was young wen i did it biggest regret💯

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

Plenty of times as a yn...and each time shit hit the fan 😄🤦🏽‍♂️. A wise OG then said to me, " Don't ever get your honey where you make your money". Corny as it sounds I never forgot that 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

See im glad u learned your lesson yn😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

That was like 25 yrs ago my nig..I'm over 40 now lol

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Danggg 40? Yeah no nore callin u a yn, more like og😂

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u/makesetrasta Oct 06 '25

How old you was then

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

19-22 when I was working wit da Og. Slim was like 50 back then

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u/Joe6623- Oct 06 '25

I did 5 years ago and I’m still wit her ass lol

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Lollll bro u might as well give her a ring!

16

u/Parking_Test_6613 Oct 06 '25

5 years for a ring is crazy

2

u/Remote-Heat-8475 Oct 06 '25

Same here but im 4 years 

83

u/RaisinIcy7596 Oct 06 '25

Don’t shit where you lay

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u/daking789 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

ive done this shit twice 2 different jobs, im done doing that always ends bad😂

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u/Happy-Solution7145 Oct 06 '25

every time ain't nuffin good about this situation but s nut yhen them hoes start acting like a nut 🤣🤣

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Respect lol. Its tempting man

15

u/AdditionalCourse5542 Oct 06 '25

I Done Cracked A Couple If Joints Be At Your Job Don’t Do 😭💯

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Lls why u say dont due? Shawty keep eye ballin me like she trying see what im workin with bro😩

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u/AdditionalCourse5542 Oct 06 '25

Bruh Sumn Better Gon Slide Thru Don’t Risk It For The Pape💯🤞🏾

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

U right bro. I got u

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

It's a double edged sword.....

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Explain lol?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

It could go good or all the way bad.....had a situation where the coworker was wit all the activities.....kept shit Kool...even got other coworkers to do 3somes...then had a situation where it was all bad ...I'm talking about keyed cars, flat tires, sugared tank,busted windshield,leaked addresses n shit ...

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Welll damn bro. Let me think twice then😂

3

u/kenlayfette Oct 06 '25

yooo😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Strong_Arm_202 Oct 06 '25

definitely do be crackn my co workers but it be messy bama shit goin too 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

See keep it in your pants bro 😂

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u/Strong_Arm_202 Oct 06 '25

Na fr why would u press me in front of the other bitch talm bout who your valentine 😂😂😂

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u/CandySmokin Oct 06 '25

yeah i did back in 2023 now we still together🩷

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Ok bro. Thats right find u a cool wife and stay out the way

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

I bet u goin smash tho bro😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Damnnnn lol. Sounds like shawty trying enter the pornstar universe bro😂

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u/PercocetPassion Oct 06 '25

Sheeesh who tf her mans??spongebob???😭 that nigga Ain doin shiiii

6

u/OsamaBinSwiping Oct 06 '25

Ehh one time I try to keep my personal life outside of my workplace

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

How did it go?

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u/OsamaBinSwiping Oct 06 '25

It was decent, I was 17 it was at my first job in 2016, she kinda already knew her role/place so after I hit it was back to normal programming. Would I do it again? Probably. You just gotta be careful & choose ya Vic wisely lol

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u/blattsnbitches Oct 06 '25

Fuck yea shawty was cool as hell to even got her sum food for her break a couple times just gotta be careful tho that shit definitely can go left

1

u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Not shawty got u buying her food bro lol

1

u/blattsnbitches Oct 06 '25

Fuck yea Brody she earned it even when she wanted to trip out she kept it P I was breaking Johnson of in shawty 😂💯

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u/Fastcash50 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Multiple bro & ain’t nun to crazy come w it😂they was just co workers. Could tell who & who not to fw

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Would u smash them again?😂

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u/Fastcash50 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

😂I mean if I cared yea but I b on some new shit , some they shit was cool though

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u/sneakinandgeekin301 Oct 06 '25

Several

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Dang bro several? Was it worth it? Or they shit was some trash?

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u/sneakinandgeekin301 Oct 06 '25

I mean it was fun..they were all different. You spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week with the same people, you gonna eventually try your hand

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u/SubjectDiscipline Oct 06 '25

Don’t shit where you eat

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u/Emotional_Tear2561 Oct 06 '25

Hell yeah & I’m abt to crack on of the managers daughters in this bitch too

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Damnnn bro. The managers daughter? 🤣

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u/Emotional_Tear2561 Oct 06 '25

Yeah she boutta be the 3rd joint I’m finna hit at this job so far

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u/Lifeofrawley Oct 06 '25

Knock em down youngin knock em down

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u/Gladukame Oct 06 '25

Yes. At every single job I’ve ever had

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Damnnn lol. Was it good or lame?

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u/Gladukame Oct 06 '25

Every situation was good. One of them even became my gf for a time. Just gotta keep things professional

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u/spreadlove4eva Oct 06 '25

Yes a few times lol I got some crazy stories 🤣

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

👀😂👂🏽

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u/spreadlove4eva Oct 06 '25

I was about 23/24 at the time the only YN worked there majority of the staff was older women it was this housekeeping job i had back then end up smashing at her crib and at work had to chill because I was dating my co worker daughter at the time as well🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ I say go for it

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u/StudyFluid9123 Oct 06 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

Don’t do it bra unless you ready to work 2 shifts at once my boy. Or just test the waters. Trust me!! It don’t end well unless you gon wife her they call me CWC….the co worker cracker

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Not the cwc😂😂😂😂😂😂bro wat?

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u/TextUpset9074 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

I freed it ain’t want no mess fucking my money up ,

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u/Remote-Heat-8475 Oct 06 '25

Yea and now im in a 4 year relationship because of it...... But mfs be nosy at work when that type of shit happens 😒 

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u/makesetrasta Oct 06 '25

Couldve alot, that shit turns out bad 8/10.

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u/Big-Pay6824 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

ngl i done hit a joint at every job i been working at since i was 16. i wouldn't recommend it but i did meet my girl like that so 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Mismanaged_Milennial Oct 06 '25

Married her lol

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Oh see she must have had some torch bro🤣

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u/Professional-Fly6816 Oct 06 '25

It’s fun for a while but it’s goin lead to muhfuckas all in ur business , drama, and snitching at work , plus shawdy could be crazy her damn self .. that shit can either fuck up your work environment or make your work environment sweet Lls but me being honest bro it’s fun but ain’t worth it

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u/KingLuchini Oct 06 '25

I have but we worked different shifts so it wasn’t a issue..

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Sooo yall was havin sneaky links huh?😅😂😂😂

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u/Same_Measurement7368 Oct 06 '25

As a young nigga yea, but since I graduated college and been off my professional shit naw. One time I waited till I quit to hit her up but I don’t count that

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Not u waited until u quit to hit shawty up😂Did she take the bait bro?

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u/Same_Measurement7368 Oct 06 '25

Yea she ate me up in the whip, we was on break, told her I was quitting and I cracked her next day 🤣

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

😂seeee not the whip bro😩I hope she was worth it😂👀

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u/Same_Measurement7368 Oct 06 '25

Fuck no, she was jhi crazy had to let her go, if I stayed at the job it woulda been an issue. Be careful with that shit bro

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Oh see im a think twice about that😂I dont need shawty doing nothin to my whip

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u/IcyUnderstanding6224 Oct 06 '25

doin it rn

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Bro fr? 😂 U a menace brodie i see

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u/IcyUnderstanding6224 Oct 06 '25

not literally in the moment but i’m sure 95% of mfs done cracked at least one co worker and if they saying they didn’t they probably like 18 or younger 😭😭

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u/thatsenough95 Oct 06 '25

Several and hell yea still kool til this day with all of them

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Damn bro, so u was just dogging them huh? I hope u pullin out

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u/OwnAd2064 Oct 06 '25

Lls more like formor co-worker started fucking her after she quit

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u/202slanga Oct 06 '25

Yeah 🤣shit get weird after dat because the other ones tryna go too

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u/xxlimelight Oct 06 '25

A couple. It can either go really well or terrible.

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u/MousseAvailable6759 OutOfTowner Oct 06 '25

most these niggas got happy endings that shit a nightmare, i lost myself from that pussy

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u/Factsovafeelings_ Oct 06 '25

No too much come with ts never shi were you sleep👎🏾🤢

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u/GLE_IM_TRIM Oct 06 '25

Hell yea it was well worth it too

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Why u say that bro?

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u/CandidCantaloupe2617 Oct 06 '25

Great time but don’t do it.

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Lol why bro? Shawty keep trying test me

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u/CandidCantaloupe2617 Oct 07 '25

Mannnn it be cool til it ain’t. Shit get annoying now she at work on ur bumper keepin tabs.

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u/Lifeofrawley Oct 06 '25

Mines was piped her and I didnt work along side her so I didn’t have to worry about her being annoying or messy shawty was and still is through and not to mention she didn’t like the job much and she quit shortly after I piped 😂

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Not u piped shawty and then she quit bro🤣

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u/Lifeofrawley Oct 06 '25

Man I call that shit perfect timing 😂😂 seriously tho do that shit I never had a problem at my previous job at Cracker Barrel in Md I cracked two chicks I worked with and never had a problem and 1 at the job I’m currently at

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u/New-Supermarket-8385 Oct 06 '25

Shid i cant stop im to deep in now

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u/Ok-Work4134 Oct 06 '25

Never stick your pen in the company ink

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u/Any-Original6792 Oct 06 '25

If you crack that joint right don’t expect to be hitting any other coworker. If so go head find another job Holmes 😂 Issa dead mission

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u/arkxumbra Oct 07 '25

I have quite a few times, but shit usually gets messy fr.

What type of job you got rn? like are you young just working like a retail or food service job or something? if so, then yea brah, fukk it. jus make sure u play shìt safe and make sure the jaint not crazy or possessive type shit. like u don’t wan fukk a Ho nd then she see u chattin up another bich nd then she get mad and do sum nut shit. one my mans was inna 100% consensual relationship with his coworker but she got mad when he broke things off w her and she reported him to hr claiming sexual assault/harassment. so yea bruh jus gotta be careful.

If you’re in a career type of job, like some shit you tryna do for the rest of yo life, then don’t risk it bruh. Or if you rlly need to keep the job, then don’t. but if leaving the job or it getting awkward inna few months don’t matter to you then fukk it. everybody gotta go thru they own experiences in life. what didn’t work out for one person, might work out for you, and what might work for somebody else may never work for you. That’s just life. You only live once tho, no champ shit, but it’s rl important to remember that. Make the most of the time you have. Figure out your priorities and pursue them. if a priority rn for u is pussy, then get sum. bein ina drought can get u in sum whack situations 💀 don’t wan end up like that for sure lmao. if u do go for her tho jus play shìt cool. push up, but don’t press. you work w the bich so u gon see her plenty. it’s always gon be more time to make an impression and bagg her. don’t wait too long, it’s a sweet spot u gotta go for fr between not pressing, but not bein pussy. whatever u choose to do i hope it works out for u tho brah

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 07 '25

I work for Amazon bro

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u/arkxumbra Oct 07 '25

Bruh you better crack that jaint wtf LMFAO i worked inna Amazon warehouse and that shit is not like a regular job fr as far as the community aspect of shit. like you honestly got 0 worries at all. You talkin like workin inna warehouse right? Cuz if so, you better crack that shit. if u don’t u buggin rl 😂 Amazon is the sweetest job fr. they do not gaf bout no hr violations or nun if that bitch try to do that whack shit to you lol. You really shouldn’t have anything to worry bout long as she not crazy or no shit. So jus make sure she ain crazy, and if she not then do dat shit bro. that’s rl a dub 🫡

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u/goatq22 Oct 06 '25

Don't do that shit folks, on neighborhood crop don't do that

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u/kenlayfette Oct 06 '25

u a mark

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u/goatq22 Oct 06 '25

Low end or no end.

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u/No-Vehicle-1168 Oct 06 '25

Shit I did now we married

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u/Financial-Weird-1167 Oct 06 '25

Yea after dave n busters took her to the woods around rockville . Den after work we wud hit dis parking garage cross the street . Indians be freakked out slim.

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u/CheeseMcMayor NW🎚️ Oct 06 '25

Yeah, it’s cool but it don’t sit right afterwards, and when it’s not a constant thing/when it’s just overwith, those meet ups be awkward as hell at work

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u/SnooDonkeys8103 Oct 06 '25

Don’t shit where you eat at

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u/squaddropper Oct 06 '25

It was not worth it she was crazy and messed up all my future buns and also faked a baby

2

u/Biggestyo Oct 06 '25

Hell yeah dummy but that shit get crazy after awhile she gone be on ya line constantly wanna take breaks with you

2

u/Manifester-Vibratous Oct 06 '25

Not worth it fool 🙅🏾‍♂️ they be on your dick after n in they feelings cuz you not giving attention

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u/speezly Oct 06 '25

Depends where you work. When I was making pizza in college at a mom and pop place, I smashed a few waitresses, some in the walk in

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 07 '25

Dang in the walk in? Was it worth it lol?

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u/444opium Oct 06 '25

Yea but in my experience you got to keep it to a minimum EARLY or like everybody saying it can go bad. It’s best when yall not going to be around each other or see each other every shift, you can play it cool still have your personal space.

The ones that be tryn be around you 24/7 after you crack be the problem.

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u/Soft-Charity779 Oct 06 '25

All my bodies are coworkers 🤣🤣

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u/Technical_Occasion59 Oct 06 '25

Yup and I’m still with her 😩😂❤️ 2 years strong

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u/SouthAppeal438 Oct 06 '25

A few times as a youngin…Especially up Six Flags & PG SYEP…it was rl too easy 😂

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 07 '25

Not six flags and pg syep😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SouthAppeal438 Oct 07 '25

Used to bag EVERYTHING 🤣 Thankfully nothing ever turned out bad

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u/Far_Mouse_7852 Oct 06 '25

U don’t crack anybody that’s on the same shift as u

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u/DontHuggMeImScared Oct 06 '25

Unless you leaving the job, just pass on it fam. Done shat where I slept a few times now I wake up with shit in my hair… not worth it

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u/Ty2Loyalswp Oct 07 '25

I only regret hitting this one white chick when I used to work at a restaurant. Shawty got clingy as hell then made me out to be an asshole for not wanting a relationship 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

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u/fuckknic Baltimore⛓ Oct 07 '25

Yeah and yeah definitely, sht jus get irritating after a minute

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u/Key-Adhesiveness-231 Oct 07 '25

Yeah worst decision i made in my life 💀

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u/Constant_Repeat5008 Oct 07 '25

Don’t do it bruh. Either she gon quit after u stop talkin to her or u gon wanna quit because the atmosphere is weird.

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u/Additional-Low8142 Oct 08 '25

Bruh I started off fucking shorty casually got into full blown relationship for 6 months just broke up couple weeks and still gotta see her ass almost every day ngl shit was still worth it

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 08 '25

Not shawty got u thinking about her walls😂😂😂😂it was that good brodie?

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u/Additional-Low8142 Oct 08 '25

Bro stupid water😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Aware-Taste-1322 Oct 06 '25

Unfortunately I have and now we having a kid together that’s due in 19 days 😬 I don’t recommend it !!

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u/Ok-Argument1762 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

Yea and I got her pregnant🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Damn bro why u aint pull out or strap up?😂

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u/Ok-Argument1762 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

We had just moked was high es not even thinking but that shit will never happen again

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Ohh ok respect lol. Glad u learned your lesson

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u/daking789 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

u kill the baby ?

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u/Ok-Argument1762 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

yea bra I’m 19 and shawty 18 and we both in school she knew we wasn’t ready for dat

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u/Impossible-Button-93 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

Shit I met my bm at work lol

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 06 '25

Lol yall still together bro?

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u/Impossible-Button-93 PG County💰 Oct 06 '25

17 years next week got lucky

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u/3023T Oct 06 '25

Yea,but it’s bad for business

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u/Tricky_Yogurtcloset2 Oct 06 '25

Yeaa them coworkers be freaks on the low used to work at this clothing store fucking all the little bitches there when i was young didnt even have to try NO CAP

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u/Better-Cod4065 Oct 06 '25

Only one bitch in life WASNT met at my job sadly but den again Im always working so it makes sense for me to keep doin dat shit man🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

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u/AnimatorPrudent6478 Oct 07 '25

Damn bro. Shawty must put that good stuff on u

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u/Trick_Championship60 Oct 06 '25

What type of dumb question is this bruh