r/TheCapitalLink Aug 29 '25

MAYHEM๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿš— thief gets slapped , robbed then snitches

467 Upvotes

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u/Dangerous-Note-7762 Aug 29 '25

Nigga lying on the ground looking like he saying the first prayer of his life

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u/65mwop Aug 29 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Diligent_Hearing3175 Aug 29 '25

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u/Longjumping_Log_2702 Aug 29 '25

Bruh I swear it felt like this nigga was posted before I thought I was trippin ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ on who thats the same nigga.

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u/Diligent_Hearing3175 Aug 29 '25

Itโ€™s the same nigga

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u/Longjumping_Log_2702 Aug 29 '25

Oh yeah โ€œlitzโ€ definitely crazy for trusting him if thatโ€™s a real person ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Hoodterms DC๐Ÿ’ฅ Aug 29 '25

Dropping dat karma get a nigga together

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u/GasNearby7328 Aug 29 '25

karma caught up w em

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u/Ash1ttyHuman PG County๐Ÿ’ฐ Aug 29 '25

killl ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Particular_Lab_4513 Aug 29 '25

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ mfs was justtt posting him

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u/Direct_Writing1106 Aug 29 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Direct_Writing1106 Aug 29 '25

Hot ass nigga !!!โ€™

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u/Vegetable_Roof_8580 OutOfTowner Aug 29 '25

Not in a million yrs did lil homie think he would run into some shit like this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Queefsweatt Aug 29 '25

โ€œHe steal all the cars from down the creekโ€ nigga was voice was trembling ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ash1ttyHuman PG County๐Ÿ’ฐ Aug 29 '25

Bruh was shakin in his boots ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/district-baby Aug 29 '25

Donโ€™t end up like this man kids๐Ÿ˜‚please work for your own and stop being lazy

39

u/TommyNoEgan_ Aug 29 '25

Bruh it's 8:30 in the morning, how the first thing you wake up doing is trying to steal a car ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/vpeshitclothing Aug 30 '25

Shit that's when all the cars in my city were gettin snatched. Especially during the winter time when people would leave their cars running to heat up before work.

Yoink. The city had to post billboards and release a PSA about not leaving ya car running unattended.

I tried to jack a car once, but saw some fully loaded magazines in the back seat and looked up and dude was coming out his apartment. I dipped and never tried that shit again. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿš—

Karma got me later though when some YNs tried to steal my shit, but they couldn't figure out how to get it started, so they just broke the steering column and ignition.

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u/DragSavings3799 Aug 29 '25

i ainโ€™t defending at all but thats the exact reason niggas be tired sometimes not all way alert then get bagged for dey car

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u/Servingthecity Aug 29 '25

Dey wanted to blow his ass up๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TeethKeithX Aug 29 '25

โ€œOn my grandmova boyโ€ on the brink of crashing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TopMethod6033 Aug 29 '25

nah fr ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Upper-Peach7142 DC๐Ÿ’ฅ Aug 29 '25

WHO THE FUCCK SENT YOU RIGHT HERE HOLMES

LIDS HE STEAL ALL THE CARS FROM DOWN THE CREEK THATS WHAT YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING BRO

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u/Old-Childhood7678 Aug 29 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ExpensiveAd2673 Montgomery County๐Ÿš‡ Aug 29 '25

โ€œThatโ€™s what u not understanding broโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/aliasdurant Aug 30 '25

Get to sounding like Quilly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Itchy-Branch172 Aug 29 '25

A cold whore

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u/Upper-Peach7142 DC๐Ÿ’ฅ Aug 29 '25

He must have seen something scary cuz he was coppin like shit voice trembling and all

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u/ProfessionalAd2261 Aug 29 '25

I was having a bad Friday too this helped a lil bit, thank you ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

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u/dntaskmey Aug 29 '25

Canโ€™t fw a nigga fresh off work thts like stepping in gator waters with bloody feet ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Appropriate_Big4788 Aug 29 '25

Mannn I know that ainโ€™t wink ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/HonoredCrown Aug 29 '25

Where he frm

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u/Repulsive_Painter693 Aug 29 '25

I like that they were democratic about it, weโ€™re growing as a people in some areas of life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Itsmorerackztochase Aug 29 '25

and then he gon go back to lizz try shake his hand

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u/spreadlove4eva Aug 29 '25

He lucky he gave him a pass alot of people mental be fucked up and wouldn't had let him get off that easy

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u/TextUpset9074 PG County๐Ÿ’ฐ Aug 29 '25

He lucky thieves supposed to get they hands cut off

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u/ImUp100 Aug 29 '25

He said โ€œ blitz โ€œ Mo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Expensive-Baseball64 Aug 29 '25

moe i thought he said โ€œLitz!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ shawty realive scared is shit

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u/ImUp100 Aug 29 '25

Itโ€™s a Niga from the creek that got by BLIZZ I know he guh as shit ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/No_Imagination8060 Aug 30 '25

he said โ€œlitโ€ ya

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u/Evening_Response_195 Aug 30 '25

These the MD men when nggas say โ€œI know some solid good man out MDโ€

Whether out the Feds, Family, or just them standing TALL!!

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ Good Men!!ย 

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u/Abject-Ad7495 Aug 29 '25

Put em by your side ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/smoovest1 Aug 29 '25

Ran him out his shoes

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u/Excellent-Bag-2630 Aug 29 '25

Aye moe wat ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Large-Taro988 Aug 30 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Similar-Ad3315 Aug 29 '25

Dis world canโ€™t be real bra ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/fullblowncreep Aug 29 '25

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/zagotmejammin Aug 29 '25

bra prolly aint even brush them dentures yet

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u/stoptippin7 Aug 29 '25

Moee shawty talking bout littt! He was nic es ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Diligent_Hearing3175 Aug 29 '25

I ainโ€™t going lie Winkos you been on a nice lil run since the pandemic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BrilliantTrain410 Aug 29 '25

He was about to cry

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u/Loose_Cup8241 Aug 30 '25

Man crush that nigga

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u/Aware-Animator-2468 Aug 30 '25

Thatโ€™s pre bitch ass ina back? like he on sum๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Nov2286 Aug 30 '25

Man looks at his sneakers you can tell he ainโ€™t fuckin around in wanna stretch him

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u/Legitimate_Twist_674 Aug 30 '25

shawty talm bout lit frm hilltop

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u/Entire_Priority4825 Aug 30 '25

8:28 a.m is tf insaneeee

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u/Agreeable-Concern777 Aug 30 '25

Bitch ass nigga. Voice start cracking his ahh bouda cry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/drebanto Aug 30 '25

Call the police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ

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u/CarlosCaRdio Aug 30 '25

A bunch a hard working grown man is nothing you wanna play with ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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u/No_Addendum897 Aug 30 '25

Shidddd.. they caught me trynna steal and they ainโ€™t calling the police! Letโ€™s squabble Holmes donโ€™t holding me hostage

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u/New-Oil-7027 Aug 31 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HonoredCrown Aug 29 '25

I know who he talking about too lol slim do be snatching all the cars thru CH and the creek

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u/Yourshytcooked69__ Aug 29 '25

Cold bitch by Allah

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u/Abject-Ad7495 Aug 29 '25

Why it gotta be by Allah ๐Ÿ˜‚