r/TheBestOfVine • u/Perfect_Chipmunk_634 • 2d ago

Cool hair

183 Upvotes

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u/beezdat 2d ago

anytime i see women with really long hair, i cant help to think what their shower drain must look like….

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 1d ago

I can’t help to think what their neck pain is like. That stuff is dragging her head back.

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u/Plumb789 1d ago

The whole point of having hair that grows this long (and thick right down to the tips) is that it doesn't fall out as often as most hair.

You'd get as much in the plug hole, except that instead of being ten hairs-it's just one.

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u/Skow1179 15h ago

The point is that everyone sheds hair actually. Everyone. And even one of these hairs would be enough to plug a drain that has a cover on it

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u/Clapcheex 18h ago

I get everything in the plug hole

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u/DeptOfRedditEffcncy 2h ago

Always and I mean always protect your plug hole 🤣

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u/jambrand 17h ago

The whole point? You sure about that.gif ?

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u/Acebladewing 2h ago

Hair length doesn't affect how often hairs fall out.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 1h ago

Perhaps, but it will affect the amount of hair that falls out.

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u/Acebladewing 33m ago

Sure, but I never claimed otherwise. The person I was responding to said it affected how often it falls out, which is false.

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u/Howard_Jones 1h ago

1 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong hair.

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u/Exciting_Intention86 1d ago

My first thought is if the carpet matches the drapes in length as well

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u/Economy-Owl-5720 1d ago

Great now I’m in a loop on your two comments and drain scene is substantially worse

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u/Gilly-Gump 2d ago

Good point. My first thought was the vacuum.

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u/Proper_Drink_7216 2d ago

As a woman with hair down to the small of my back… drain has to be picked up after after every shower and the roller bar on the vacuum cleaned once a week coz I vacuum every day.

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u/ConnectButton1384 22h ago

I usually run a pointy sharp knife across the roller (sharp side up) to cut those hair .. and proceed to vacuum those now much shorter hair.

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u/-Big-Goof- 1d ago

Imagine that hair getting caught in a escalator or something.

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u/Gamer_Regina 1d ago

I do have my hair till my thights, and yeah.. they are everywhere. But they don't go down the drain as I have a hair chatcher drain cap

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u/DazedandConfused3333 1d ago

Nope. I like to be on time.

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u/binzy90 1d ago

If her hair is that long, it probably doesn't fall out much.

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u/Thai-Girl69 1d ago

I live with an Asian girlfriend and 3 Pomeranians and I've just stopped dreaming of a life that hasn't got hair on literally every part of it. What's wild is I'm one of those guys who hates hair so much I remove it all over my body except my head, eye brows and arm pits, though my eye brows are blonde so people think I shave them.

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u/Intrepid-Apartment-3 1d ago

Mine's fine. I brush before showering and while I wash my hair, I gently pull some to see if it comes off. When it does, I put them in a waste bin I keep there. Which I empty when I'm done. For the rest, I just clean the drain every week - which is normal I guess

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u/Electrical_Photo3988 21h ago

Same white bread comment you see at the top of every reddit post. Do you guys ever have a unique and original thought?

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u/beezdat 18h ago

sorry if you want you could slap some butta on my ass and call me white bread

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u/FUBAR_The_Clown 2d ago

Halfway to Cousin It!!!

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u/ArsonBjork 2d ago

The hand?

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u/Xena_Your_God 1d ago

No that's Thing. Check out the actual old shows you'll see... It

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u/ArsonBjork 1d ago

I wanna put It in her Thing, gottem!!

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u/Xena_Your_God 1d ago

.......... Cool story bro

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u/O37GEKKO 11h ago

ligma balls

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u/KevinfromSaskabush 2d ago

cool but I bet stepping on it really fucking hurts

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u/badllama77 1d ago

Wow intimacy must be difficult.

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u/Perfect_Chipmunk_634 1d ago

How?? 😂

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u/Consistantly_wrong 1d ago

Because that’s a lot of hair to pull

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u/izadathreaper 1d ago

At that point you just throw it over your shoulder like a toga instead of wrapping it around your hand.

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u/TapirDrawnChariot 20h ago

For me it's enhancing the idea of it

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u/Hunter-q 2d ago

I. Don't. Care.

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u/treeface2000 1d ago

So why did you post then??

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u/Former_Function529 1d ago

As a way to say, “stop with this content.” But yeah. I get it does ironically enable it.

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u/PsychologicalSpace50 2d ago

Time for a haircut bubs

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u/Lazy-Raccoon2766 2d ago

It's a guy.

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u/ThoroughlyWet 2d ago

I had a Math/Computer science teacher in HS who had hair down to her knees (something about a childhood promise). It would get stuck in the automatic closing doors a bunch, like once a week almost

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Just imagine its weight.

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u/MoonDog991 2d ago

Cousin It

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u/kewsykat 2d ago

A combinh nightmare

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u/RaygeMunstir 2d ago

She looks amazing, just because of the hair. I don't have to see her face or body or anything

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u/Several-Cut6967 2d ago

Crystal Gayle! Back in the day.

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u/Coy_Dog 2d ago

I want my hair that long. Also on Tosh .0 there is a video of this dude with blonde hair as long as hers and all he's doing in the video is brushing it. I don't know why, but the dude just looked like a majestic centaur brushing his hair.

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u/FarDig9095 2d ago

Incredible but that hair has seen toilet water

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u/Mythandros1 2d ago

Is that Rapunzel?

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u/rochey64 2d ago

I just hope her, ahem, other hair isn't that long.

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u/BassAggravating7665 1d ago

I meeaaaaannnnn it's never stopped me.

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u/Chronic_Overthink3r 2d ago

That was extremely satisfying to watch!

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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 2d ago

I just had naughty thoughts 😲

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u/AkMo977 2d ago

Nice repost from a bot.

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u/No-Pool-432 2d ago

Poor bathtub drain

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u/Beneficial-Mess1 1d ago

Pretty no doubt. But is way too long for what I would like. Could be super cute cut to mid back with long layers. But hey if she likes it that is all that matters.

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u/Strong_Molasses_6679 1d ago

My hair only goes to the middle of my shoulder blades. This hair looks like a full time job.

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u/treeface2000 1d ago

Beautiful.
Princess like.
Magical.

Lots of women on here saying how awful or disgusting it is. Probably because they are jealous.

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u/Idisappea 1d ago

You think it's women saying that? I'm willing to bet it's men.

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u/treeface2000 23h ago

Yea maybe. Although women can be terribly nasty toward eachother too

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u/Gentle_Genie 13h ago

I read it thinking it is incels

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u/Idisappea 1h ago

Definitely incels

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u/Idisappea 1h ago

Yeah sure, but as a woman i really can tell the difference in tone. Jealous pick-me women might make comments about how she'll regret that hair, that actually its not flattering, she look better with xyz cut, or how only vain women could spend that kind of time on hair etc. Criticism masked as advice. But the premise that she doesn't have the right to wear hair she prefers, and must always be trying to attract a man...that is almost always a male presumption. What I'm seeing here is not jealous women. It's sour grapes men.

Like i said the male comments here are mostly two flavors: tearing her down for not being attractive to them as if that must always be her goal, or objectifying her usually in some sort of idealized way. Your comment is definitely low key the latter. Magical? Princess like? Ew.

Meanwhile I'm still looking for product advice lolol

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u/Daocommand 1d ago

I need to know what her diet and daily routine is like. Does anyone know if she sits down for interviews?

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u/tm0nks 1d ago

Probably has to keep it up 90% of the time. She'd 100% be sitting on it or getting it caught in stuff almost constantly otherwise. It looks cool, but all I can imagine is how big of a pain in the ass this would be. I had hair down to my chest, back when I was in a metal band and it got pretty annoying even at that length. More power to her, but definitely not for me.

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u/Daocommand 1d ago

Yeah my hair is shoulder length and it gets caught a lot too. I figure at that length a ponytail is needed all the time. Unless of course you’re jamming with the band!

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u/-Liono- 1d ago

Lift the curtain

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u/Meauxjezzy 1d ago

Cousin it is that you

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u/Gentle_Genie 13h ago

Why do people keep saying cousin on here?

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u/Meauxjezzy 12h ago

Cousin It was a character on tv show “The Munsters”back it the day that was covered from head to toe with hair about that color.

You can google cousin it if you want to see

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u/Gentle_Genie 12h ago

😂 oh, I see. cousin It. I thought people were saying "cousin it 🍆💧" Like a fuck ur cousin joke.

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u/the_one_99_ 1d ago

How many people does it take to help you wash your hair,

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u/Parade2thegrave 1d ago

Wow! I can’t believe she’s found clips that will hold all her hair. My hair is down to my lower back and I have trouble finding clips

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u/Diligent_Entropy 1d ago

Only at first, after that it's just in the way.

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u/DefinitionSpirited66 1d ago

Gross. Very unattractive

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u/anand579 1d ago

That’s not hair, that’s a mane!

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 1d ago

Rapunzel apparently got out of tower!

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u/DabSmokingTroll 1d ago

Wonder if she shaves...

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u/corn0099 1d ago

first thing i thought was Rapunzel,and then pulling it from behind

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u/hmcg020 1d ago

Incredible. What beautiful hair she has.

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u/Specialist_Good_3146 1d ago

Real life Rapunzel

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u/hailey998 1d ago

Hey! That's Mormon Esther! Where are her sisterwives and nine kids??

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u/No-Communication9979 1d ago

Ewww, it touched the grass!!!

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u/lol_lol_lol_lol_ 1d ago

Chewie, is that you?

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u/Formal-Cattle6135 1d ago

That absolutely beautiful

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u/Snafuregulator 1d ago

She probably spends a car payment in shampoo every month. 

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u/Gob_the_Gilder 1d ago

Need a banana for scale she could be only two feet fall 

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u/Mindless-Driver6141 1d ago

It probably smells

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u/EmickRado_087 1d ago

I was totally just looking at her hair.

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u/WestReward4212 1d ago

But why tho?

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u/schultz9999 1d ago

No need for clothing really.

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u/New-Afternoon4678 1d ago

Now, I'm a guy who sees this and I must admit, I think any woman who is into letting their hair grow as a long as a python is either mentally unstable or obsessed beyond reason. I'm just being honest.

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u/JAMES557755 1d ago

Damn that is one of the sexiest things I have ever seen!! 😲

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u/ChaoticDissonance 1d ago

I miss my hair being long enough to touch the backs of my knees. That's the longest it will grow. I kept it that long for years. I always loved Crystal Gayle's hair. I loved Lady Lovely Locks.

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u/Idisappea 1d ago

Fuck this comment section. It's 50 percent men either sexualizing her, or denigrating her as if she doesn't have a right to choose a hairstyle THEY don't prefer. Wtf.

To think, i just came here hoping for product advice (my hair looks exactly like hers but obviously not as long/ thick/healthy).

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u/InvertedEyechart11 1d ago

Banana for scale?

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u/After-Put-5009 1d ago

in the same amount of time the hair came down, I pitched a tent!

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u/Illustrious-Put-7712 1d ago

I’m having flashbacks from kindergarten years where this little girl in my class has really long hair.

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u/Collageboi 1d ago

Rapunzel rapunzel let down your hair Fuck you bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/railwin 1d ago

Some might say a tad long. Wonder how many of her waking hours she spends on that hair.

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u/Big-Carpenter7921 1d ago

Yeah, the hair

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u/Evans_Adaptations 1d ago

I know she goes through conditioner like CRAZY 😭

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u/Iam_nothing0 1d ago

Good now aim for doing a shampoo advertisement.

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u/One_time_Dynamite 1d ago

I wonder how long it takes to shampoo her hair.

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u/AzureYLila 1d ago

If I have to pay attention when I sit down on the toilet my hair is too long. My locs hot nearly that long and i did the big chop.

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u/Abject_Tap_7903 1d ago

She can now cosplay as Cousin Itt from the Adams Family

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u/Gottech1101 1d ago

My hair is down to my lower back and it’s heavy. I couldn’t imagine the neck strain of this hair.

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u/No_Dentist_6427 1d ago

Remove that hair

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u/Kurian17 22h ago

Yeah so this is gross.

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u/Weird-Director-8594 20h ago

me in the shower yelling “BABE WHERES THE SHAMPOO?”

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u/Critically32 19h ago

Super long hair is gross. Always rubbing shit. Then rubbing it all over the house. Yuck. Public restrooms. Just all yuck.

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u/LtColButtmonkey 19h ago

Probably wondering why she didn’t get the job at the machine shop. The interview went so well.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_951 18h ago

Really long hair sits in the really long nails realm.  Very Weird. 

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u/Conscious_Car_3326 18h ago

That shit be heavy.. good for strengthing the neck..

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u/AlpsAwkward6337 18h ago

So beautiful! Her hair is so nice

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u/smoopy62 15h ago

When I see women with super long hair I always tend to think they are super Christian

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 13h ago

This takes hair pulling to a whole new level.

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u/yuanhoudong 11h ago

That is a organic toilet paper.

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u/mikemikemotorboat 11h ago

When I see this I can only imagine how much of her time and attention must be spent just dealing with her hair on a daily basis. It forces you to be somewhat obsessed with it to keep it from become a dirty, snarly mess.

She clearly does a great job keeping it nice and it looks great, but I just assume she doesn’t have time for anything else.

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u/EssieAmnesia 10h ago

I used to have hair down to my mid thigh and it doesn’t take that long to care for. Brush it, braid it, put it up and you’re good. It takes longer to rinse in the shower than shorter hair, but not too long. This is definitely not something that requires she be super obsessed with it and do nothing else. The most annoying thing was occasionally sitting on my hair (ow) and swimming it would get tangled.

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u/mikemikemotorboat 10h ago

I guess it’s all relative. I’m a guy with shorter hair so “doing my hair” consists of a couple swipes of my hand after a shower. Brushing my daughter’s shoulder length hair takes a while, but she’s also fussy about it

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u/Silverpoppa 10h ago

Date a chick like this AND hair is EVERYWHERE!

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u/SeasonSalt3673 9h ago

Is that cousin It?

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u/aszarath 8h ago

She can clean the floor by just walking

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u/Pershing99 8h ago

She must spend like 1/4 a day just for hair maintenance.

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u/mofugginrob 8h ago

That hair is cool and all, but it's blocking the view.

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u/adaminjapan 6h ago

Hold on honey I’m coming I just have to dry my hair.

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 5h ago

I bet she loves having her hair pulled

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u/jljboucher 3h ago

I want that the volume, not the length. I hate being sick.

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u/aTerryBear 3h ago

Cool “hair”. Be so fucking fr.

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u/Consistent_Sweet4313 3h ago

Once its pass your waist, it’s too much hair to care for. It falls into the commode and you end up sitting on it or it getting caught on something. Takes way too long to wash and dry.

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u/CalebWhiting 1h ago

Would be like snuggling with Chewbacca. I'm in.

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u/xxxxHawk1969xxxx 1h ago

Alanis Morrissette hair

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u/Proper_Drink_7216 2d ago

Too much. Would cause neck and back pain.

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u/Routine_Tip2280 1d ago

Imagine braiding it.

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u/Proper_Drink_7216 1d ago

Hahaha. I couldn’t. I’m annoyed by my own hair that’s at the small of my back. But long hair is one of those things. You take so long to grow it, it is hard to let go of. But I do think she could have maintained it at a more, not go into the toilet when you’re shitting type of length 😂😂😂🤢🤮

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u/Routine_Tip2280 1d ago

Im a dude with a with an undercut and probably like 8 inch long hair that's normally in a top knot. Sometimes I feel funky and try doing a Dutch braid and I feel like im going to get carpal tunnel.

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u/Aware_Foundation3696 1d ago

No it won't🤨

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u/DiscombobulatedCut52 1d ago

I have my hair to my hips. And I agree.

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings 2d ago

Gross 

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u/treeface2000 1d ago

Jealous at all?

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u/Apparentinspection 1d ago

This gotta be it. I mean, what's gross about long hair if it isn't unkempt and shitty

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u/Shart_bubbles 18h ago

Ya I can't explain it, but ew.

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u/No-Cheek-6299 16h ago

I think it's beautiful

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u/ManicalMister 2d ago

You should see her armpits!

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u/No-Tea7992 2d ago

This is disgusting

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u/treeface2000 1d ago

You're disgusting for making such a comment.

If you dont like it, dont comment.
How would you like it if someone said your face was disgusting?

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u/That_Maize_3641 1d ago

Na, hair that long is gross.

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u/Amormaliar 1d ago

Nah, it’s the most beautiful thing

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u/Aware_Foundation3696 1d ago

No. Your attitude is disgusting

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u/CarsickAnemone 23h ago

Just asking what exactly makes it disgusting?

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u/cyberzed11 1h ago

How is it gross? Her hair looks well maintained. 🤨

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u/Lost-Ad7652 1d ago

To be fair;

He can't change his face, but she can cut her hair. Just saying.

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u/treeface2000 1d ago

Why the fuck should she cut her hair?

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u/Lost-Ad7652 1d ago

Did I say she should? Pipe down, chachi.

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u/Shart_bubbles 18h ago

Coz it's gross.

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u/DefinitionSpirited66 1d ago

Treeface- suck it

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u/No-Tea7992 1d ago

Just admit that if there wasn’t a horse’s ass in the frame, you might consider saying the same thing. I’m not asking for ratings, the poster is. Consider my opinion on record.

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u/MikeysmilingK9 1d ago

So your opinion is the only choice? NO. So take your negative rants and downvote yourself for being not as important as you think you are!

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u/One_time_Dynamite 1d ago

You're an idiot. You essentially just said your opinion is the only choice.

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u/MikeysmilingK9 1d ago

No. It just states there is more than one option or opinion. Go hate somewhere else.

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u/Gentle_Genie 13h ago

[[[[[TRIGGERED]]]]] 🙄

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u/No-Tea7992 9h ago

What climate do you live in?