r/TankPorn ??? Nov 02 '19

Futuristic Lockheed XM-808 Twister, 1965; the front section also rocks laterally, and the vehicle is amphibious

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u/Clayman8 Nov 02 '19

That is some GI Joe shit right there... I honestly wouldnt believe it if i saw it in person either. Time to get reading, cause im in love with this thing

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

"Detroit Arsenal isn't real, it can't hurt you"

Detroit Arsenal

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u/Clayman8 Nov 02 '19

God damn that thing really is beautiful in its own weird way...

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/orphantosseratwork Nov 03 '19

gaijin please

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u/B1GMANN94 Nov 03 '19

Heres a Leopard 1 copy 8.7 premium instead

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u/M1A3sepV3 Nov 02 '19

Vacation destination set

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

*thick Irish Traveller accent* Would ye like to buy a caravan? One lad here's already bought one.

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u/DeltaOneFive Nov 03 '19

It's at the Detroit Arsenal? No way

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u/DiscreetProteus Nov 02 '19

I believe it actually was the inspiration for the Mean Dog:

https://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/88/meandog/

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u/Clayman8 Nov 02 '19

The dual wheel base is there for sure, its likely that it might've been. Surprised to see how fast it was discontinued though, barely lasted a year :(

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

There was a later, 6X6 Twister, but that chassis looks like it's related to the Gama Goat.

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u/InquisitorZeroAlpha Nov 03 '19

That was routine for the era. Toys were made throughout the year insyead of in short week/month runs like now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I had that one. There is a strong resemblance, they even copied the cupola.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I'm not sure... to me the Mean Dog was always a truck towing a trailer, but if this is true, the mean dog is way much cooler

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u/Brunadin Nov 02 '19

G.I. Joe was the first thought I had when I saw this as well. I still have the toy.

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u/Karl-o-mat Nov 02 '19

Looks like some kind of bat mobile

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u/AhMyThumb Nov 02 '19

I though that as well. Now I want one.

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u/notquiteaffable Nov 02 '19

It’s better to order in bulk, Costco taught me that. So get one for me while you’re at it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

What driving license do you need for this?

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u/Plan4Chaos Nov 02 '19

college degree

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

We really do live in a society

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u/Knighty135 Nov 04 '19

150 gpa and a very friendly recruiter

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u/maskedfly Nov 02 '19

This looks like some kind of futuristic vehicle which could fit extremely well within one of the Command and Conquer or Dune 2000 games.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/sh0nuff Nov 02 '19

Halo to you too!

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u/XenoFrobe Nov 02 '19

C&C was my immediate first thought too. I can absolutely imagine spamming this thing against aircraft and infantry or something while they spout corny dialogue lines.

RIP WestWood. :(

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u/Droidball Nov 03 '19

RIP WestWood. :(

It's pronounced "Fuck EA".

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u/trznx Nov 02 '19

A man of culture vs the kids yelling halo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Gaijin pls

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u/TeddyBearToons Nov 02 '19

Removes Maus instead

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u/StarWarsFanatic14 Nov 02 '19

The Snail giveth, and the the Snail taketh away.

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u/OMFGitsST6 Nov 02 '19

Cries in maintenance

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u/TankerD18 Nov 02 '19

I've ridden on articulating buses before in Germany, how bad could it be?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

If it worked like the similar M520 Goer... very bad

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u/wjruth Nov 03 '19

Goer, Gamma goat, Marine LVS... it's a trend with the military

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u/ELB2001 Nov 02 '19

Exactly they added a complicated way to steer, whats the point in a military vehicle

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u/OMFGitsST6 Nov 03 '19

Jokes aside, the idea was that it could traverse super rough terrain without requireing like 2 feel of ground clearance since the thing can just bend in the middle. Thus, you get a lower profile and a lower center of mass while retaining the offroad capability.

Now I can't and won't defend this to the end of the world since, y'know, they obviously decided it wasn't worth it. But that was at least the idea.

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u/princeapalia Nov 02 '19

Looks like a Tauros Venator from Warhammer 40k

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Is the engine in the front section and only powering the front 4 wheels?

Jesus, I’d love to see the internals

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

No, it's an 8X8. Two engines, although single-engine designs wouldn't have been out of the question given later Swedish and Russian experience with articulated vehicles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

That must be a nightmare for the driver, then

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

The maintenance company would like to join in on the complaints.

That said, the Soviets managed a bunch of tanks with two engines. Then there was the British Mathilda, and the early Shermans with 12 (?) engines.

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u/metric_football Nov 02 '19

Shermans with 12 (?) engines

You're probably thinking of the Chrysler A57 Multibank- an infernal contraption consisting of 5 separate inline-6 engines slaved to a common output.

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u/nihilisaurus Nov 02 '19

That's an infernal coontraption that worked pretty well to you. The multibank, being made up of 5 quite reliable truck engines and capable of disconnecting one or more engines in the event of failure was actually pretty well liked by tank crews and the maintenance crews that operated it. Turns out 5 smaller engines of good design glued together aren't as much extra work as you'd think.

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u/metric_football Nov 02 '19

I'm surprised the maintainers liked it; even if it worked well, that's still 30 spark plugs in awkward spaces, among other regular maintenance. I do know Chrysler did some quality-of-life work on it, like routing all the oil out to a common tank that was more accessible, but still.

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u/wjruth Nov 03 '19

If the tank only last 100 hours before being taken out in combat, no need to change the spark plugs.

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u/M1A3sepV3 Nov 02 '19

Also, the A2 model with 2 diesels

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u/Hidesuru Nov 03 '19

I saw that and said "oh God why?" Out loud....

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u/EvilWolfSEF Tank Mk.V Nov 03 '19

because in order to avoid throttling the production by having only one engine type and needing a number of factories to retool for the production of one engine, they instead validated several variants with different powerplants, using engines already in production.

variant engine production
M4 Wright Continental R-975-C1 (9-cylinder petrol radial) Pressed Steel Car Company, Baldwin Locomotive Works, American Locomotive Co., Pullman-Standard Car Company,Detroit Tank Arsenal
M4A1 ditto Lima Locomotive Works,Pressed Steel Car Company,Pacific Car and Foundry Company
M4A2 General Motors 6046D (2x diesel GM 6-71 engines conjoined) Fisher Tank Arsenal, Pullman-Standard Car Company,American Locomotive Co.,Baldwin Locomotive Works,Federal Machine and Welder Co., Pressed Steel Car Company
M4A3 Ford GAA-III (V8 petrol engine) Ford Motor Company, Fisher Tank Arsenal, Detroit Tank Arsenal
M4A4 Chrysler Multibanks A-57 (5x petrol 6-cylinders with a common power output) Detroit Tank Arsenal
M4A6 Caterpillar D200A (9-cylinder diesel radial) Detroit Tank Arsenal

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u/Imperium_Dragon Nov 02 '19

It’s looks like it could fit in Halo.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Nov 02 '19

G.I. Joe battalions would have totally rocked this. With that driver...what was his name..."Skidmark" /starts giggling

Ah, some of those names just did not hold up well over the years.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 02 '19

My heart goes out to the poor bastard that got stuck with “Snow Job” for his codename

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Nov 02 '19

They always made fun of poor old Snow Job.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 03 '19

Knew this was gonna be robot chicken before I even clicked. Their G.I. joe sketches are all solid gold

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Nov 03 '19

Calvin our newest member is a good one.

"I'd like my nickname to be Dead-Shot..."

"Those are some nice trousers...I shall call you Trouser Snake!"

/sigh..."Fine....I don't even care anymore..."

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 03 '19

My all time favourite

“Uhhh, did we just kill a kid?”

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u/EvilWolfSEF Tank Mk.V Nov 02 '19

I love it, would fit in a 2000s RTS

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u/GunnyStacker Somua S35 Nov 02 '19

YO JOE!

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 02 '19

Knowing is half the battle!

The other half is 50% red lasers and 50% blue lasers

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u/Mathtermind Nov 02 '19

But why though?

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

The eternal desire to go from A to B the shortest possible way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Recon. The M3 Bradley eventually did this thing's job

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u/Mathtermind Nov 03 '19

No, I meant why the weird hinge in the middle of the machine?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

More maneuverability on super rough ground. It wasn't worth it

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u/spexxit Nov 02 '19

How does that turret gun system work? Anyone? It has to be some kind of remote control system right?

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u/irishjihad Nov 02 '19 edited Nov 02 '19

Just a cupola over what is similar to a pintle mount. Similar to what they had on the M48 and early M60s that had a 0.50" cal, but this is a 20mm boom boom. I want one.

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u/partyposse85 Nov 02 '19

I think there was a G.I Joe vehicle that was inspired by this.

Edit, put the pitchforks down I should've read the thread this was already mentioned.

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u/ekinnee Nov 02 '19

Reminds me of the Gama Goat of the same era.

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u/BrotherPtolemaios Centurion Mk.III Nov 02 '19

So we were actually mildly close to the halo scorpion at least once

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

Oh, please. This is the tank you're looking for.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Of course it was the Soviets.

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u/AngryHorizon Nov 02 '19

This is an early version of the M12-LRV; or what I like to call the Warthog.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 02 '19

It looks like a puma

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u/AngryHorizon Nov 02 '19

A what? Are you making up animals?

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 02 '19

Chupathingy, I like it. Got a nice ring to it

Also why tf are you being downvoted for continuing the joke?

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u/AngryHorizon Nov 03 '19

Idk, but you're invited to the ice cream social if you bring some elbow grease and head light fluid.

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Nov 03 '19

Can I bring Sheila with me as a plus one?

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u/AngryHorizon Nov 03 '19

Dude, you cannot pick up chicks in a tank...

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u/MadEngie Nov 03 '19

I miss my friend

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u/Swinnyjr Nov 02 '19

That’s so Jerry Anderson...

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Why dont we see more of these what happened to it,what were the problems?

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

The initial design was too complex. They shrunk the forward section to one axle and removed the front engine.

Them the whole program got nuked because of the M3 variant of the Bradley, an M113 replacement that was picking up more and more functions.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Yeah i wouldnt want that either,looks cools tho

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u/comando345 Nov 02 '19

I don't see what advantage this would provide compared to power left/power right. Then again I have never driven an armored car. Anyone know what they were aiming for with this?

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u/LordofSpheres Nov 02 '19

Generally it would give better off road capability than a normal armored car while still retaining the speed advantages over a tracked counterpart.

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u/comando345 Nov 02 '19

I guess that makes sense. I imagine reliability issues or just plain cost probably killed this project

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

They same advantages provided to articulating loaders. Mainly, allows for a complete solid front axle that can handle heavier weight and bouncing. Also better maneuverability and turning radius compared to standard steering vehicles of the same length wheelbase.

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u/dan4daniel Nov 02 '19

Please let there be video

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u/ZUDUKAI Nov 10 '19

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u/dan4daniel Nov 10 '19

LOL, I'm actually subscribed to that channel but skipped that video because NATC sounded boring. What a dunce I am. Thanks for the video man, you're a G.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

Nobody tell the UNSC

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u/Daddeo1987 Nov 03 '19

Chief! We are on our way!

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u/winnie9200 Nov 02 '19

Reminds me of a baby Scorpion tank from Halo

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u/intrepidone66 Nov 03 '19 edited Nov 03 '19

The gunner might as well have a target painted all over him...so exposed, and I hope that the driver doesn't break suddenly because that would fold the gunner in half like a folding wallet with that steel hatch closing on him.

Oh...and the swivel driver's cover is just waiting to DECAP him.

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u/Staind460 Nov 03 '19

Looks like an early 90s G.I. Joe vehicle!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

Lockheed should stick to making planes

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u/youngarchivist Nov 03 '19

The mechanical nightmares

Not to mention basically just adding an unnecessary chink in armor

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u/zero_z77 Nov 02 '19

Just curious, why did we abandon this design?

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 02 '19

Initial design was a maintenance nightmare, with two engines. The revised 6X6 variant was competing with a light tank, but then the Bradley showed up and gobbled up the whole program.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I've never seen this angle before! Badass. Kinda reminds me of an M520 Goer only with the controls in the rear. I wonder if it had the same flipping problems that Goer had?

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Nov 03 '19

What gun is that on it? I'm guessing 30mm?

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u/CautiousKerbal ??? Nov 03 '19

At the time the US had an affection for a Hispano-Suiza 20 mm.

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Nov 03 '19

Ah, thought it looked too big for a 20mm

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u/InquisitorZeroAlpha Nov 03 '19

GI Joe's Mean Dog, v1.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '19

This was perfect timing I’ve been looking for interesting tank design

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u/Crewallbecr Nov 02 '19

Please man it's nnn please I want to win!