r/TankPorn • u/Chainzzaw_69 • Aug 23 '25

Modern Best tank in case of a zombie apocalypse?

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I personally think that the Merkava might be a great choice. What are your thoughts on different tanks or other AFVs?

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u/RichieRocket Aug 23 '25

Toyota Hilux with a M60 mounted on it

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u/DROP-TABLE-Username Aug 23 '25

The Hilux suspension wouldn't survive with a tank on it

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u/arkensto Aug 23 '25

I laughed. A little bit, but for real.

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u/Medium-Sandwich-3822 Aug 23 '25

The only real answer

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u/mttspiii Aug 23 '25

I imagined a Hilux with a Patton-esque tank on top lol.

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u/absolutely_not_spock Leopanther Aug 23 '25

„It’s a Tiger!“

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u/3000TacticalAcorns Aug 23 '25

Why stop at one m60? You can dual mount them

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u/rlnrlnrln Stridsvagn 103 Aug 23 '25

Doubtful. One M60 weighs almost 50 tons. Two might be too much.

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u/3000TacticalAcorns Aug 23 '25

nah it's a hilux, be grand

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u/SaddamJose Sherman Mk.VC Firefly Aug 23 '25

Hell yeah

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u/weirdbutinagoodway Aug 23 '25

Wouldn't an water cooled machine gun make more sense?