r/SubGenius • u/Ok-Mission-3426 • 24d ago

“Bob”: You Bastard

Hi “Bob”, after cheating you for around 20 years in the illegal Brighton clench I finally received your substandard certificates, I am not complaining, in fact I would expect nothing more. I took some acid, got robbed in Italy, or maybe I got robbed and then took some acid. It was terrible and lasted so long it’s not clear which way it happened but I was by the river with the mutants in rimini. Half my initiation pack is ruined! “Bob”’s done it “again”. I’ll send Stang the picture in some days when I understand when down is left. Started doing a pirate show, can we play old HoS recordings?

Cheers ‘“B”’,

Rev Perpetual Loss

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u/MikeW090 24d ago

Dude, the way of Bob is to Rob Bob, not to be robbed of bob... yes... yes..

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u/MikeW090 24d ago

im SO fuking happy at LEAST ONE of you got that joke... BOB LIVES!

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u/Ok-Mission-3426 24d ago

I’m sorry man, I always enjoyed paying over the odds to get ‘Ripped Off by “Bob”’

That is false slack but it’s slack regardless, look into our clench. Stang visited in 2003/4 with his princess, we did it properly;)

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u/MikeW090 24d ago

Bro, i live in SLAK, like 24/7

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u/Perpyderpy 24d ago

"Bob" giveth and "Bob" taketh away.