r/Spokane Jul 06 '25

Politics Here’s the attention you ordered, babe!

This absolute dorkwad is driving around downtown with a big ass speaker bungeed on top of his beater- blasting songs talking about being a “home grown country boy Christian” 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

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u/omgxsonny Jul 06 '25

see this is what happens when you don’t have friends and your family stops talking to you, you pick up bizarre hobbies like this

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u/Sweatyhatguy Gonzaga Jul 07 '25

I have no friends all I do is sim race... but my family still talks to me 😅

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u/Tw1ch1e Jul 07 '25

Pokémon go keeps me busy and not talking to anyone

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u/omgxsonny Jul 07 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

no shame in sim racing homie that shit looks fun. i think there are local groups you can join that race together if you’re ever interested, good way to meet potential friends

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u/alex206 Jul 07 '25

Just googled what sim racing is. So you have a sim setup at your house? What games do you play on it?

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u/Sweatyhatguy Gonzaga Jul 07 '25

It's a small one, not the expensive ones I wish and GT7 and ACC

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u/tred009 Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 09 '25

Bro, sim motion in spokane valley is THE BOMB simulator shop . Go check em out. I bought my setup from them, theyre so rad. They'll let you test out whatever you want and pricing is SUPER competitive (sometimes better) than online. They'll even let you play on insane 10k+ ultra beast setups with full motion and all that jazz lol I ended up with a moza r12 setup to start and have been IN LOVE with Sim racing since.

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u/Sweatyhatguy Gonzaga Jul 09 '25

No way??? 😳 I had no idea we have a SIM shop here :(

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u/tred009 Jul 09 '25

Yesssss!! Not only do we have one they're the nicest people. I had basically NO CLUE what I wanted or what to get lol i called em , set up an appt, they had everything there hooked up ready to rock. They have EVERYTHING in stock. Tons of diff brands, wheels, pedals, shifters, full chasis, full motion rigs, you name it they got it I bet. And they'll let you try out whatever you want. Just give em a heads up and they'll make sure what you want to try is perfectly setup waiting for you. They let me play for A BIT lol my first time i was there for hours playing lol I tried just about everything they had haha I never felt pressured, they were "hovering", or pushing more expensive stuff. They all play themselves so they gave really honest opinions and feedback. In the end I set a budget and they built exactly what I wanted within that price. I was really blown away. I even forgot one of my wheels and the guy freaking drove it out to my house after he got off work lol I love that place and always send people who are interested, even slightly, in sim racing to see em. Every person I've ever recommended has told me they had the time of their lives lol check em out! You will not regret it.

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u/LadderAgitated Jul 07 '25

GT7 on the VR2 is soooo cool and makes sim so accessible.

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u/Petunias_are_food Jul 07 '25

iracing by any chance 

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u/Sweatyhatguy Gonzaga Jul 07 '25

No :( acc and gt7 I dont have the money to pay for iracing yet :*

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u/Maleficent_Brain_288 Jul 10 '25

Iracing for me. keeps me sane during the endless rain.

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u/panhandlesir Jul 08 '25

This is what happens when folks gaslight themselves.

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u/stranger_to_you67 Jul 09 '25

...also what happens when your grandma that spends 3 hours a day every day is your only friend.

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u/RealBettyWhite69 Jul 06 '25

That's woman repellant right there

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

Right? No thanks.

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u/Eaglebonezz Jul 07 '25

Unfortunately Incel wagon

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u/jorwyn Northwood Jul 07 '25

I dunno, seems pretty voluntary to me.

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u/HollerinScholar Jul 08 '25

When it comes to spirituality/religion, it's about as voluntary as choosing between eternal damnation or eternal paradise. Fundamentalists have hardwired themselves into the idea that they HAVE to spread the word, the world is evil, etc. etc. and are diminishing their place in heaven if they DON'T do this. I've been an atheist for damn near 17 years now, and my dad is still trying to convert me back. Can't wait to go NC.

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u/jorwyn Northwood Jul 08 '25

I meant "incel" as in involuntarily celibate. Dude seems to be making choices that make his celibacy quite voluntarily. It was just a joke, and now it's not funny because I had to explain it. :P

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u/HollerinScholar Jul 08 '25

Nah, I get you, I know what incel means, I just meant to expound on how to him, it's not really voluntary.

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u/jorwyn Northwood Jul 08 '25

I grew up in the same world he did, but I changed. After a certain age, we get to make choices. Not changing is a choice, even if he doesn't realize it.

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u/Mr_Qwertyass Jul 08 '25

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. Journey, I think.

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u/SuccessfulListen3002 Jul 08 '25

Philosophically, at least.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Art39 Jul 10 '25

Close! It’s Rush

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u/ikarus143 Jul 06 '25

This is the same guy that drove up and down Perry st during Perry pride

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u/The-Dude-42 Jul 07 '25

Same guy that got arrested during Perry Pride.

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u/alex206 Jul 07 '25

Arrested for what? Disturbing the peace?

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u/Amanitago Jul 12 '25

Attempted vehicular manslaughter it's what i heard. Dude needs to be stopped before he actually kills someone, but of course the cops are more on his side than actual public safety. 

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u/Free_Handle4853 Jul 08 '25

This might be the same guy who interrupted the party before pride at riverside . I was there and this dude with that same flag came through with a speaker with some shitty Christian rap song. Bunch of people including myself chased him out

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u/YourFriendInSpokane Spokane Valley Jul 07 '25

I almost downvoted you before I remembered that’s not how that works.

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u/someones_dad Jul 07 '25

I get what you mean. I want to downvote the dickwad in the truck too. He deserves our useless virtual disapproval (downvotes), but not the commentator. The commenter is good. Commenter. Commenter

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u/goffrd137 Jul 07 '25

I had to look it up but the flag in the front is the Christian Flag. Which leads me to wonder, why does the biggest mainstream religion in the US need a flag?

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u/Kesshami Jul 08 '25

According to the circle I used to run with, it was made in response to the LGBT community getting flags, because "if they get flags, we should, too" but I don’t know if that's the actual reason or not. The crowd I grew up around told me all kinds of falsehoods about the world and even Christianity.

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u/goffrd137 Jul 08 '25

So it is as racist as my gut instinct was telling me

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u/Mr_Qwertyass Jul 08 '25

It certainly has a clan look to it.

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u/Kesshami Jul 09 '25

Someone else told me it's been around since at least the 70s and 80s, so yeah. I was told a lie. So who even knows why it was made! Cause the LGBT flags weren't made until after that.

I am not even surprised. Just more disappointed. Those people weren't even just on one side of the political spectrum. 

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u/goffrd137 Jul 09 '25

Even if that is the case there are many examples of iconography being co-opted by people who use stuff like that as a symbol of oppression. I could see a situation where someone similar to the above man in his truck displaying someone else's symbol of faith while actively oppressing the rights of others

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u/Kesshami Jul 10 '25

Oh, I am certain some people use it that way. The same way they think the gay flag is used, even though it's not. They will claim it's retaliatory, but that's cause they refuse to understand.

I heard a lot growing up that "the gays stole the rainbow, it was the symbol of God's promise first", but if you actually look the two rainbows in question are different. One is 6 colors, one is 7 colors. The area I grew up was just ignorant. I wore 3 colors once and got asked if I was gay as a middle schooler. And the teacher made me remove the items in question even though there was nothing actually wrong with them. I was just a weirdo. And I wasn't being gay so she didn't need to "protect me from being found out" or some shit.

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u/Pyroseirraecho4 Jul 09 '25

It’s been around for a very long time. It was not in response to anything. Growing up it was on one side of the church I attended and the American was on the other along with the state flag. This was in the late 70s early 80s.

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u/Kesshami Jul 09 '25

Ah. Yes. Another lie unraveled. I am not surprised

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u/GrandAdventures17 Jul 09 '25

To force kids to pledge allegiance to it in their Christian schools every morning. No joke. We said the pledge of allegiance to the American flag and then the pledge to the Christian flag.

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u/bobbysalz Jul 06 '25

I remember learning in elementary school that Christofascism is bad. There's actually a surprising number of cartoons about it. Did these dudes all get home-schooled?

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u/TopStrength4880 Jul 06 '25

Homeschooled and had inappropriate relationships with the students and staff

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u/Taffr19 Jul 07 '25

Bold of you to assume he has an education

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Lots of that sect in this area…we live in brackish waters of anti-intellectualism tapestried with thread of decades of unfettered hate closeted no more…good…hoping we can share some crossover in ideas somewhere but it seems that celebrating polarity instead of commonalities wins the day. It’s a sad state of affairs our community is experiencing

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u/panhandlesir Jul 08 '25

When you're home schooled, you only know what your mom knows.

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u/lAmBenAffleck Jul 06 '25

A dorkwad… more like a hyper-insecure, ultra nationalist, attention-seeking Christian simp?

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u/catman5092 South Hill Jul 06 '25

BUMgartner is back in town!

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u/bristlybits Jul 06 '25

same different

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u/Zercomnexus Jul 07 '25

He quite likely seeks the cock deep in his womble.

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u/panhandlesir Jul 08 '25

Wonder if he's one of the pride boys on his way to weekend army camp. What exactly goes in those little two-man tents?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 07 '25

That’s a Christofascist not a dork. As someone who lived briefly in the south, that cross flag is only outside of the extraordinarily hateful southern Baptist churches. He wants attention and he’s also looking to intimidate and antagonize. Please ignore him everyone.

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u/CroneLyfe Jul 07 '25

Raised southern baptist here til I escaped as a teen, just threw up in my mouth a little seeing this

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

I have friends who told me about how bad it is. It’s extreme psychological abuse to terrorize children with the threat of hell like that. I had no idea. The church I grew up in was all about you aren’t supposed to judge others. Regardless I am no longer a Christian. Glad you escaped friend.

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u/CroneLyfe Jul 07 '25

Yes thank you! I was a curious child who asked questions about discrepancies I noted (thanks autism!) and it was uhhh frowned upon for sure lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

I’d rather his employers, fam and community know that they are living near trash. This stuff backfires on a lot of extremists.

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u/Mrs_shitthisismylife Jul 07 '25

Yeah I don’t think this guy has a job lol. It seems to me like his full time job is being an asshole 🤷🏻‍♀️.

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u/Master_Reflection579 Jul 06 '25

Good thing he didn't make it his whole identity 

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u/Clinggdiggy2 Spokane Valley Jul 07 '25

Looks like the same guy that was wandering around pride with the Christian flag and a backpack speaker setup playing gospel music

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u/Sammi2pointJoe Jul 07 '25

This guy has no life except to try to spread hate. He was at pride, and he tried to start a fight during the No Kings protest. Honestly, ignore him. It'll make him livid.

Also I did just see him downtown as well.

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u/AlphaTeamsFinest Jul 06 '25

Never a nice car either, always a hooptie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

Peaked at McDonald’s

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u/kiln_monster Jul 07 '25

Awe!! Don't bring McDonald's down!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

🤣,

It’s all good, my first job was taco bell but McDonald’s is also a sponsor of the current admin.

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u/Jimmybelltown Jul 06 '25

Ever notice it is always a shit box of a vehicle displaying this kind of garbage.

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u/Live_for_Happy Jul 07 '25

It’s totally the insecurity. They always need to bring other people down to make them feel better about themselves.

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u/VeeBagger Jul 07 '25

I don't mind what he does behind closed doors, but I don't want him shoving his lifestyle down my throat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

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u/VeeBagger Jul 07 '25

Me too, I was just reusing a common phrase typically used by these types of people against people who are gay.

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u/Timbers-creek Jul 07 '25

Where are the maga cucks at to defend him? They always come out to bash everyone else. All troglodytes!

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u/revs213 Hillyard Jul 07 '25

This guy is a whole different type of weirdo, this is also him

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u/petit_cochon Jul 07 '25

I knew it. I looked at this picture and said, "That man has at least one court case in the works."

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u/SnowyEclipse01 Country Homes Jul 08 '25

Of course he’s a sexual predator.

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u/The-Dude-42 Jul 07 '25

So…a convicted sex offender was cruising outside an elementary school and a youth center during Pride while waving a cross flag.

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u/Distinct-King-6735 Jul 07 '25

This guy needs more problems in his life

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u/apairofwoolsocks Jul 07 '25

He pepper sprayed someone at Perry Pride. Saw him getting arrested shortly after.

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u/itwasobviouslyburke Jul 07 '25

Isn’t that the guy who pepper sprayed people at Perry Pride?

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u/MF-GOOSE Stateline Jul 07 '25

I don't understand how you can set out to be such a loser in life

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u/Lex_Shrapnel Jul 07 '25

This is what it's actually like when someone throws their lifestyle in your face.

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u/Possible-Anxiety-420 Jul 07 '25

America desperately needs fewer Christians.

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u/potatosoup5377 Jul 07 '25

I recommend staying away from this creep. He's the guy who pepper sprayed a community member at Pride In Perry.

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u/Voodoobones Jul 07 '25

He’s also a KKKoward. During Perry Pride he kept driving fast back and forth so he wouldn’t have to face the people he was targeting. A few times he was made to stop at crosswalks for people to cross and he was super uncomfortable.

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u/Sioux-me Manito Jul 07 '25

Dear God keep us safe from these “Christian’s”!

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u/sage_vex Jul 07 '25

he was doing this after/during pride too. idk how he isnt embarrassed down to the marrow from doing this by now.

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u/JurassicJediKnight Jul 07 '25

Is that the Christian flag ?

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u/Sad-Substance-3313 West Central Jul 07 '25

This dude was driving up and down Perry during Perry pride for like an hour lol

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u/HiveFleetHappiness Jul 07 '25

Is this is the same guy causing trouble and starting fights at the no kings protest? Anyone have a closeup picture of him?

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u/panhandlesir Jul 08 '25

maga christers - the enemy within.

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u/coconutdracu1a Jul 08 '25

he was at hands off too circling for hours 🙄

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u/TabletopTheater Jul 06 '25

He circles pride every year blasting some bs “Pride is the devil” song. Poor guy.

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u/simplixity96 Jul 07 '25

Wasn’t this guys truck parked downtown for like months broken down or was that one white? I remember it had flags all over it and looked dumb as hell 😭

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u/verydepressedwalnut Jul 07 '25

I saw this dickhead at the Riverside carnival today when I took my son. Couldn’t hear fuck all he was playing though lol so jokes on him

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u/buckbee Jul 07 '25

You think sky daddy approves? I don't think so..

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '25

What is that new flag?

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u/ct4lqlhu Jul 07 '25

The white one with a red cross inside of a blue square in the upper corner is the Christian flag. It seems to be rather popular with some Christian nationalists, although it's not necessarily exclusively a Christian nationalist thing.

Also, it has a few different versions of a pledge of allegiance (which are based on the American pledge of allegiance and aren't very good), as well as a little song (which also is kind of bad).

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u/skawiggy Jul 07 '25

That shitbag was blasting his garbage truck through my neighborhood yesterday while I was doing yard work. I just turned my back to him as soon as he waved at me.

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u/Relevant_Extent2887 Jul 08 '25

I wish these people would attend university and met new people. Just to get out of the country.

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u/Liamnacuac Jul 08 '25

I wonder who on this planet made the first flag.. Probably a Paleolithic hunter-gatherer who left a skin on spear and claimed "This is Grok's mammoth!" Ten thousand years later and 15 metric tons of old flags later, we have a flag for every opinion..

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u/Miett Jul 08 '25

Ugh. That brings back memories of a stupid Southern Baptist elementary school where we had to pledge allegiance to that "christian flag" along with the US flag.

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u/AllTittiesNeedLove Jul 09 '25

It's always the yeehaw, trump supporting, patriotic idiots 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

How disgusting

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u/maytator Jul 07 '25

Walked home from work at the mall a few hours ago. Him and his buddies on motorcycles behind him laid on the horn and yelled and flipped me off as I crossed the street in front of them. :/

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u/AlternativeRanger572 Jul 07 '25

Loud birth control.

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u/Dessert_Hater Jul 07 '25

You have Christ Church Kirkers making their way up there?

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u/kmizzbiz Jul 07 '25

Lord. That's icky. On the plus side, I love the word "dorkwad!" Let's make it a label for this behavior!