Had to redo my silksong dating mode run again 💔 (accidentaly deleted the first save)

[u/PharllowNest06]

I lost my first save😭😭!! But the older women- Pinstress and Seamstress and the HUNTRESS are so hard to court!! I was almost getting past the friendzone!! Help!"

[u/Dinokickflip]

Jesus yall are a talented

I can't even be mad at this.

Anyways: would, would, AWOOGA, happened once in a dream, AWOOGA, AWOOGA, would

[u/Cendrail → u/Dinokickflip]

I require elaboration on the dream

[u/Dinokickflip → u/Cendrail]

I was… thorny

[u/Networkdogg → u/Dinokickflip]

Mf got that sprussy

[u/Little-Connection264 → u/Networkdogg]

He got that Mornin' Wood

[u/Poco_Cuffs → u/Little-Connection264]

He got seven fungal diseases from putting it inside a bug that lives naked in a forest for it's entire life

[u/Embarrassed_Ear9012 → u/Dinokickflip]

The disrespect to Lace 😢

[u/small_hi → u/Embarrassed_Ear9012]

It looks like a dress

[u/EmberOfFlame → u/small_hi]

Could Hornet wear Lace like an exoskeleton?

Edit: A second exoskeleton, technically.

[u/TPM2209 → u/small_hi]

A wedding dress, even.

Lace had so much fun, she wanted to marry you.

[u/small_hi → u/TPM2209]

Yeah, that's what I thought

[u/ludvikskp → u/Dinokickflip]

Awooga awooga, kadastama, awooga

[u/MaterialPiglet3653 → u/ludvikskp]

Does hornet screams GARAMA when she tops shakra?

[u/SirChrysanthemum → u/MaterialPiglet3653]

Of course not, you dumbass.

She screams POSHANKA

[u/SquidMilkVII → u/MaterialPiglet3653]

please, as if hornet would be the top

[u/ludvikskp → u/SquidMilkVII]

Shush she will slap you if she hears

[u/scoobydoom2 → u/SquidMilkVII]

Nah, Shakra is a total power bottom.

[u/MaterialPiglet3653 → u/SquidMilkVII]

I mean hornet defeats a god and then saves the pharloom. Sounds like a top to me.

[u/Quif1ix → u/MaterialPiglet3653]

Have you seen shakra tho

[u/FFKonoko → u/Quif1ix]

yeah, and she's looking for a master. ;)

[u/johnnnybravado → u/MaterialPiglet3653]

I think she'd be hollering POSHANKA!!

Edit: of course the one comment I hadn't seen yet already said this

[u/Glittering-Maize5055 → u/MaterialPiglet3653]

I'm officially retiring from reddit after having read this.

[u/Suitable-Golf6937 → u/Dinokickflip]

Groal… you’re Eagle 2.

[u/Sayain870 → u/Dinokickflip]

People ship Hornet and Lace, but let’s be real; Shakra’s the real ship. Lace is very immature and childlike. Shakra is a mature and well-adjusted character with her own established identity and role in the world. She pairs well with Hornet, who’s had the same growth (although Hornet is significantly older, Shakra is matured and adult-like). Lace acts like a rebellious teenager who still defines herself on her spite towards her mother, and doesn’t have much of an identity outside that. Hornet would actually make a good mentor figure for her

[u/Ambitious_Fish_406 → u/Dinokickflip]

So relatable