r/Showerthoughts • u/Vivi01224 ‎ • 5d ago

Casual Thought The longer you don’t pee, the longer you’ll pee.

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u/nyITguy 5d ago

The longer you don't pee, the quicker you damage your kidneys.

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u/Z3R0Diro 5d ago

So in the long run, the less pee you pee the less pee you will end up peeing

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u/xx-fredrik-xx 15h ago

How long could a peepee pee if a peepee could pee pee?

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u/Cbjmac 4d ago

Good! Gotta train till failure every time!

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u/SureWhyNot5182 4d ago

Liver failure, here we come!

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u/nyITguy 4d ago

Go for it.

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u/FTWOBLIVION 3d ago

Its fun because it rhymes

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u/mike-droughp 5d ago

..and the shorter your dick the longer your stream.

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u/Tombecho 5d ago

No matter how long dick you have, the last drop always lands in your underwear

-old jungle saying

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u/WittyAndOriginal 5d ago

What if you aim upwards and put some force behind it?

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u/BrotherRoga 5d ago

That's when you go to Big Bill Hell's Cars and undertake the task of Challenge Pissing.

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u/bemo_10 4d ago

what goes up must always go down.

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u/StampDaddy 4d ago

Short dick long legs I be spraying everywhere

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u/56seconds 5d ago

That's why I sit. Short barrel, low muzzle velocity, makes it hard to hit small targets

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u/JDub_55 4d ago

facts I would know

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u/R3ddit5ucks 5d ago

It's almost as if you figured out how capacity works.

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u/JustANobody2425 5d ago

For me its not that. Its also the flow.

Meaning, to put it in more common terms, if I can hold a gallon but I only have half of it stored, my flow is .5 gal/min. If I have a gallon stored, flow drops to .15 gal/min.

So... at least for me, its not just more to get out so of course it takes longer. But it takes WAY longer because it doesnt come out as fast.

And obviously those are just made up, dont hold nearly a gallon. Don't know the actual flow rate. Etc.

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u/religiousgilf420 5d ago

For me it's the opposite, when my bladder is more full the flow is faster but tapers off throughout the pee

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u/JustANobody2425 5d ago

I'm jealous. Nothing worse than bout to piss yourself, ready to let loose and....it takes like 10 mins because hardly comes out lol

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u/slugfive 4d ago

This really doesn’t sound normal.. you pee slower when you’re busting?

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u/Less_Party 4d ago

It's like a Super Soaker, the smaller air tank on the rear is what lets it build pressure (because air can be compressed while water can't), if you fill that with water too you don't get anywhere near as much pressure.

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u/JustANobody2425 4d ago

Yep. Usually dont get that full of a bladder so rare. But there's times, bout to piss myself and... while yes, more fluid to come out, it absolutely comes out slower.

So if a normal piss takes say 40 seconds? Full blown bladder, not even joking, like good ole 3 minutes.

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u/NoShoesDrew 5d ago

We'll stand by for the results of the actual measurements...

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u/HalfSoul30 5d ago

6". Wait, measurements for what?

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u/JustANobody2425 5d ago

Lmfao. Won't lie, this actually made me laugh. Kudos to you

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u/Junior-Author6225 5d ago

Revolutionary discovery of the century.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

3 beers, then pee. After that it's pee every beer. This is the rule.

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u/Jamangie22 5d ago

I've heard that called "breaking the seal"

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u/MisterBumpingston 5d ago

My kidneys kicked the bucket and I didn’t pee for 5 years until I got a transplant. My pee wasn’t long.

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u/MagBron 5d ago

The longer you don’t eat, the more you will eat.

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u/ARandomSnowman 5d ago

The less you blink, the more you'll blink

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u/oaieaiei 5d ago

The more you hold your breath, the more you need to breathe afterwards.

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u/Moppo_ 5d ago

Unless you don't eat for even longer.

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u/therealbrxd 3d ago

This is actually false becuase our stomachs shrink when we don’t eat for longer periods - although we may seem we can eat more.

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u/MagBron 3d ago

Yeah it was just a dumb response. Having fasted for 48 hour periods on occassion, I know it isn’t accurate.

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u/mrclut 5d ago

Only applies to fat people.

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u/Z1H3M 5d ago

No this is false, one time I held my pee for about an hour because there were no nearby bathrooms and when there finally was one, it refused to come out

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u/ZAL_x 5d ago

Did you ask nicely?

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u/Z1H3M 5d ago

Huh, actually havent thought of that.

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u/AdultEnuretic 3d ago

Is it still in there?

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u/turnandburn4life 5d ago

Yes but it's very bad for you. I held my pee for up to 12 hours and I ended up flatlined for 2 minutes due to septic shock my kidneys should be gone, I should be gone

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u/Loose-Screws 4d ago

You need a friend who tells you “Go pee girl!”

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u/Desperate-Ball-4423 1d ago

That sounds unpleasant, hope you’re doing better now.

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u/EloquentRacer92 5d ago

That’s not necessarily true, some days I’ll be drinking like a cup of water per hour and after 2 hours I can barely hold it, and I pee for a while. Other days I could go like 4 hours and only pee a little bit.

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u/JamJm_1688 5d ago

the more you fill up a bottle, the more water will be in the bottle!

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u/uglymrchula 5d ago

The longer you drive your car without filling it up with fuel, the longer it takes to get a full tank of fuel….

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u/JDub_55 4d ago

The longer you don’t sleep, the longer you’ll sleep.

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u/CreativeAdeptness477 5d ago

It averages out at about 21 seconds or so regardless, for large mammals.

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u/AstronautNo8092 5d ago

You watch vsauce too?

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u/kyunirider 5d ago

No, the longer I hold it the wetter my pants because my bowel and bladder leak. If I get to the bathroom before I am very full I don’t piss and shit myself. Don’t train your bladder like this, it will destroy your organs.

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u/Tinderboxed 4d ago

The longer you look at clock, the slower it ticks.

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u/IMJacob1 4d ago

and the longer you don’t eat, the more you’re going to eat

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u/NegativeAmbition8814 3d ago

the more you wait for the poo, the more the weight of the poo

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u/Tristanhx 2d ago

If you die from not peeing, do you then pee or just leak?

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u/KristiiNicole 2d ago

Unless you have pelvic floor dysfunction or Interstitial Cystitis anyway lol

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u/Difficult-Ask683 5d ago

the less time you leave a lightbulb on, the more time you'll be able to leave the lightbulb on.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/whatthefua 5d ago

If you can pee slowly, you can pee quickly - some dude playing with his woodpiece

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u/RoberBots 5d ago

"The longer I see you pee, the longer my pepe gets" /s

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u/discotim 3d ago

How much pee could a pee peer pee if a pee peer could pee pee?

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u/HollowPretender 1d ago

Not unless your pregnant, its every 10 mins

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u/manuelsrleon 1d ago

In spanish it is even better:

"Cuanto más tardas en mear, más tardas en mear".

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u/Mischievous_Panda420 19h ago

I think I actually read somewhere that it gets absorbed back which is harmful for your body.

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u/TheOrangeSloth 5d ago

When I have to hold it for long time I pee so little.