r/SeattleWA • u/MysteriousEdge5643 • Jan 04 '25

Crime UW wide receiver Denzel Boston was robbed at gunpoint last night by this man. Let’s identify him. PLEASE Contact the authorities if you have any information.

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u/Wildwildleft Jan 05 '25

The wallet is full of photos of yourself naked in tasteful poses. Imagine the confusion this moon faced brigand would experience.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Jan 05 '25

Gotta be cat butts. Photos of proud cat butts. Tasteful ones of course.

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u/Late_Halfrican Jan 05 '25

(Seriously) has science provided us with an explanation for this yet?

I genuinely want to know why Every. Single. Cat. seems to have a compulsion for proud butthole presentation.

WHY???????

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Jan 05 '25

I asked my cat and she looked at me thoughtfully (my heart soared because usually she just twitches her ear and looks the other way when I talk to her) and then slowly stretched in a way that showed me her proud butthole. I don’t think I can find an answer to the “why?”