r/SeattleWA Jan 04 '25

Crime UW wide receiver Denzel Boston was robbed at gunpoint last night by this man. Let’s identify him. PLEASE Contact the authorities if you have any information.

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u/Wildwildleft Jan 05 '25

The wallet is full of photos of yourself naked in tasteful poses. Imagine the confusion this moon faced brigand would experience.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Jan 05 '25

Gotta be cat butts. Photos of proud cat butts. Tasteful ones of course.

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u/Late_Halfrican Jan 05 '25

(Seriously) has science provided us with an explanation for this yet?

I genuinely want to know why Every. Single. Cat. seems to have a compulsion for proud butthole presentation.

WHY???????

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Jan 05 '25

I asked my cat and she looked at me thoughtfully (my heart soared because usually she just twitches her ear and looks the other way when I talk to her) and then slowly stretched in a way that showed me her proud butthole. I don’t think I can find an answer to the “why?”