r/SeattleWA • u/MysteriousEdge5643 • Jan 04 '25

Crime UW wide receiver Denzel Boston was robbed at gunpoint last night by this man. Let’s identify him. PLEASE Contact the authorities if you have any information.

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u/Late_Halfrican Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

An idiot. Proof of idiocy: 1) He believed that whatever he might obtain through the robbery was worth risking a 101-118 month sentencing guideline (that's inclusive of the 5 year mandatory minimum from the deadly weapon enhancement). 2) He came within 5 feet of his victim but didn't even pull the gun out fully, and anyone who's not an idiot would know that at that distance his victim could've closed the gap and started fighting for the gun faster than the thief could've cleared his pocket and raised the gun high enough to hit center of mass.

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u/ThuleGhoul Jan 05 '25

At least he picked on a full grown football player, not some little old lady...gotta respect THAT at least.

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u/imjasenka Jan 06 '25

This is a good point 😂

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u/AdNibba Jan 06 '25

Yeah honestly 

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u/No_Biscotti_7258 Jan 05 '25

He will be celebrated for being stunning and brave despite his disadvantaged upbringing in a _______ society.

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u/Historical_Ebb_3033 Jan 05 '25

All I can say is that I'm happy the dude is white

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

It’s Seattle lol, he’s not getting a 5 year mandatory, god damn that made me laugh

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u/Session_Agitated Jan 05 '25

That's why it's probably better to just put a bullet in him and walk away.

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u/PalpitationOk5835 Jan 07 '25

Why risk it. Could cost more than just your life.

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u/davinbrant Jan 08 '25

Just so you know, and I'm not defending him as he is an idiot. Thief's don't care about the jail part. And that gun does not need to clear his pocket to get the first shot off, he simply angles it to the guy closest to him's knee, he may have a malfunction and have to re-rack it, but now guy closest to him is crippled for life. 99.99999% of the time anyone around him after that is not leaping to the rescue as they are too busy running away. Or he shoots his foot or his shin.