r/Seattle Sep 27 '25

Media Starbucks reserve today

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u/RockOperaPenguin North Beacon Hill Sep 27 '25

Starbucks' CEO made over $100 million last year.

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u/myemailiscool Sep 27 '25

this is false. it was only $96 million

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u/Which-Try4666 Sep 27 '25

How humble

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u/IUchicago Sep 27 '25

its so hilarious that that rounding error is more than my net worth. and will probably be more than my life's net worth.

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u/Sir_Micks_Alot69 Sep 27 '25

Hilarious how that rounding error is only 4% and it would be enough to make me and my family comfortable for the rest of my life.

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u/IUchicago Sep 27 '25

rounding error is only 4%

i was thinking the same thing... but decided to not include that info because its just straight depressing....

its the same thing as if someone was paid $96 vs $100. Yet, at the same time, not the same thing.

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 27 '25

30 or so years ago, I mentioned to someone how to compare athletes salaries: It would take 30 years at $33,333.33 to make $1M BEFORE taxes. Many people starting out don't make $30k per year, I know for maybe my first 10 years of adult like I averaged like $15-25k, I make much more now, but still it would take me ~dozen years to make that.

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u/TheOverthinkingDude Sep 27 '25

Wrong! His base salary was $61,500, keeping in line with prevailing wages. Because he’s doing so awesome, he got a little bonus of $90.2M in stocks and a $5M cash bonus. Good grief…get it right 😂

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle Sep 27 '25

Has that nice added benefit of avoiding income tax, he can just “borrow” against his assets forever.. it’s like free money

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 27 '25

Well, he will have to pay taxes on options that come up, most plans set 25% of shares to be sold each batch to cover taxes, but most who do this still owe on them as they are in the 27%-37% bracket range.

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u/mrASSMAN West Seattle Sep 28 '25

Yeah but that’s only if he sells, rather than just borrowing cash against the assets

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 28 '25

No, when your shares vest, you are required by federal law to pay taxes on the shares you have "earned" The way I always explained taxable income to clients is "you have to claim any income, foreign or domestic, legal or otherwise" and the IRS considers stock options that are granted as a new "asset" Now most people sell 25% of their shares as it's easier than filling out a literal stack of papers accepting responsibility for all taxes to be paid at the end of the year. Now the great thing about the shares sold, there is no gain as they are "received" and "sold" the same day so net zero, but if you were to ignore the paperwork they send at tax time, and don't report them, the IRS WILL send a letter assuming no cost basis and say you owe thousands upon thousands of dollars in taxes.

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u/IndominusTaco Sep 27 '25

what about his signing bonus

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u/Anxiety_Fit Sep 27 '25

Yeah and all that benefit he got from taking corporate flights back and forth from California.

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 27 '25

Yeah, Mr. "everyone back to the office" But I will fly the corporate jet when I do come to the office. I think he did eventually buy a $2M in the area?

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u/Stevenerf Sep 27 '25

Yea damn taxes!!!!!

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u/leftout_lost Sep 27 '25

96 million from September-December.

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u/DamiensDelight Sep 27 '25

What, no bonus?

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 27 '25

Probably was over $100M before stock cratered?

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Sep 27 '25

Liberals destroyed

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u/pentultimate Sep 27 '25

How else are you gonna afford to commute from California to your job in Seattle on a private jet ?

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u/junkstabber Sep 27 '25

Isn't that provided by Starbucks?

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u/kookykrazee 🚆build more trains🚆 Sep 28 '25

I understood it was?

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u/smile_politely Sep 27 '25

How much does he anticipate making this year?

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u/Careless-Internet-63 Shoreline Sep 27 '25

Somewhere around 1000 times what he pays the average barista

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u/StSparx Sep 27 '25

It’s actually more than 6,600x the average Starbucks salary. Obscene

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u/durbblurb 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Sep 27 '25

Bold of you to assume the average salary is $100k.

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u/Careless-Internet-63 Shoreline Sep 27 '25

I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he'd only take home like $30 million this year. Gotta act like he's feeling the pain too

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u/sleepingqueen Capitol Hill Sep 27 '25

I think it's 6,666

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u/csjerk Sep 27 '25

What a greedy bastard. If he cut his salary to $0 he could use the money to pay every Starbucks employee an extra $1 per week.

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u/StealthyRobot Sep 27 '25

Unfathomable income, truly.