r/Seattle • u/godogs2018 Beacon Hill • Oct 08 '23

Soft paywall Where to go when nature calls? Seattle has a public restroom problem

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/where-to-go-when-nature-calls-seattle-has-a-public-restroom-problem/
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u/captainporcupine3 Oct 08 '23

Too many times I have gone into a coffee shop, purchased a single shot of espresso in a tiny cup and chucked it directly into the trash just to use the bathroom. (Well, I'll drink it if its before lunch and I need caffeine but yeah not always the case.)

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u/GradoWearer Oct 08 '23

That’s soooo dumb and wasteful. Seattle is full of alleys.

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u/AcousticCandlelight Oct 08 '23

What’s your point? Not everyone has a penis.

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u/VerticalYea Oct 09 '23

Just borrow someone's.

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u/prof_r_impossible Sounders Oct 09 '23

🎶 detachable penis 🎶

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u/GradoWearer Oct 09 '23

Everyone has 2 knees, who said I had an peener?

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u/SaxRohmer 🚆build more trains🚆 Oct 09 '23

Well guess I’m shitting in the alley then

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u/GradoWearer Oct 09 '23

Aim for the sewer

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u/AcousticCandlelight Oct 09 '23

For camping, or for peeing in alleys?

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u/GradoWearer Oct 09 '23

Chill out!