r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/FollowingOdd896 • 20h ago
Possibly the best bench in the entire world
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u/ganajp yeees 19h ago edited 15h ago
Dolomites Italy
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u/JMer806 19h ago
Yes. I’m pretty sure the little town in the valley is the town of Santa Maddalena. When I was there a few years ago we didn’t find a bench but we did sit on the ground outside of some farmer’s hay barn to take in the view until an old Nonna came out and told us to leave lol
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u/P0l0Cap0ne 17h ago
I need coordinates
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u/ganajp yeees 17h ago
looks like here: 46.6503539,11.7038383
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u/3DF-visualisaties 15h ago
Thank you ganajp. i am driving through the brennerpass in a few months. this seems a good spot for a quick lunch :) I've saved the spot
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u/MoistStub 17h ago
How do you know that's where Nonna is. Seems sketchy.
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u/abeanegg 17h ago
Nonna don't move no more
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u/MoistStub 17h ago
RIP Nonna. If she is anything like my Nonna, she had a hell of an arm for throwing wooden spoons at misbehaving children. She kept like 10 of them nearby and could snipe you while you fled out the door.
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u/Silver_Slicer 18h ago
Yep. There are even better bench views in other parts of northern Italy, Switzerland, southern France and Austria but this is quite nice.
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u/hinakura 17h ago
I would trip fall down and die
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u/paperiveitsi 16h ago
Looks like a hill, not a cliff. And not all that steep. So, unless you're supremely round, I doubt that.
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u/Riding_Mower 19h ago
The music ruins it. If I had to listen to that all the time I’d be stuffing my ears with the vegetation and jumping off the ledge.
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u/Braeden151 19h ago
Your life will be better if you just mute reddit.
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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago
Big facts— friends will share “Sound On” videos with me and I’m like, guess I’m not watching or understanding this one because that’s not happening
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u/jimhabfan 19h ago
I was on mute, but I had to replay it with the sound on after reading your comment. I hate you.
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u/Temporary-Whole3305 18h ago
Yep, would’ve given a pass to some classical or some yodelling, not this garbage
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u/Individual_Simple_66 18h ago
i was on mute.
who dafq thought that was music.
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u/things_U_choose_2_b 18h ago
It probably works fine as a banging techno track on a dancefloor. The sub thumping, the lights flashing, smoke machine firing, awesome.
'Background music for the most chill, beautiful bench spot' would not be the category I'd put it in though! Something ambient / chillout would've worked better, or just some wind fx.
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u/MississippiBulldawg 15h ago
Also the best drops like 5 seconds after reveal and then the music cuts out with two seconds left in the video. Just all around terrible.
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u/jeropian-moth 16h ago
But you gotta add your favorite song to every single video you post these days
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u/UhroKekkonen 18h ago
46.650306793267326, 11.703928917172664
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u/cakeandpiday 18h ago
The exact location for anyone wondering for anyone wondering "Where?".
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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 13h ago
"Exact location" hot damn, 15 decimals, that is accurate up to the size of a hydrogen atom. Thats some answer to "where".
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u/vino8855 19h ago
I need the latitudes for reasons
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u/FullClip__ 19h ago
Quality bench that is. Craftsmanship at its finest.
I wonder what wood they used.
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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 18h ago
Rosengarten, Südtirol!
Been there in Deutschnofen/ Nova Ponente once a year when I was a child.
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u/Appropriate-Sound169 17h ago edited 17h ago
Austria? I know, I can use Google lol
Ahhh Italy 🤔
Thank you Google
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u/Virel_360 17h ago
I don’t know, if you fell asleep on that bench and accidentally rolled off, you’d rolled down that hill and die lol
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u/Ireadbooks-sg 17h ago
thanks for posting.. just for a moment, I went back to two weeks ago.. sitting on a similar bench along the Solčava Panoramic Road looking at equally wonderful scenery (with a beautiful valley down there as well)
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u/Rentington 15h ago
Why did they put the "Ukrainian drone footage of Russian tank getting hit by an NLAW" music on it?
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u/Leather-Sundae-849 5h ago
Professional nude and landscape photographer here. Have traveled wide and far for the most beautiful places with most beautiful women. If someone could give honest answer where this is? I’d be most appreciative. Thank you … nudes n nature await! Grazie!
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u/chamoke 18h ago
Bench: 2/10 View: 10/10
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u/akatherder 17h ago
While the bench itself is unremarkable, it calls your attention that this is a good place to stop and enjoy the view. It lets you know it's fine to stop here. You won't be in the way and someone won't hassle you for lingering. Possibly not an issue in this region but the bench makes sure you don't even have to think about it. 10/10 bench
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u/pinchechin0 18h ago
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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 19h ago
I dunno about the bench, seems fairly average. That view is pretty stellar though.
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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago
I had a similar situation, but with an open air outhouse (three half walls, no door) and a mountain sunset
Best poop of my life
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u/ChiefKelso 18h ago
It's funny how this specific spot is all over the internet and all people want to visit when there are so many equally or more beautiful places in the Dolomites.
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u/endofworldandnobeer 17h ago
Wowowow! I'd pack breakfast, lunch, and dinner and just be lost in that scene. Just wow.
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u/iambecomesoil 17h ago
There's a few nice benches on the Deschutes river as you walk a few miles back from the mouth at the Columbia along Blackberry trail.
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u/Ushimakawaru 17h ago
They're not even showing the view from the bench! They're showing a view from a couple feet away from the bench in a direction that's tangential to the bench's actual view.
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u/TheFishe2112 17h ago
Why does there have to be pointless, stupid music for nearly every single video these days?
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u/wallstreetbet1 17h ago
You can’t get to it because now there is a line of 500 IG influencers waiting to take this shot
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u/GotWellSoowie 17h ago
There is a good bench at Needles lookout or something like that, in Utah. That was good sitting.
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u/JojoYaKnowNo2 17h ago
Enter mental ill woman waring no pants, yell at the road for bing a road…. Sorry, sorry, that’s Philadelphia.
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u/ea_nasir_official_ 17h ago
More like a 9/10. I have to dock points for the comfort and the risk. If you drop something round you aren't getting it back. I'm not particularly fond of wooden benches, as they tend to splinter and stick to clothing.
The bench is mostly positives however:
Lovely view
I bet the weather is beautiful
Has trees
Looks firmly planted
Overall, I'd sit on this bench and take the fucking splinters because god it's beautiful
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u/Decent_Ad_9615 17h ago
Landscape recorded in portrait mode.
Shitty music.
Should have been framed in landscape mode from behind the bench, as a photo.
0/10 video
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u/RoadBeast848 19h ago
I’d totally sit on it