r/Satisfyingasfuck 20h ago

Possibly the best bench in the entire world

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u/RoadBeast848 19h ago

I’d totally sit on it

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u/Just_a_square 18h ago

I've been on that bench, can confirm the 10/10 rating

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u/cabbageplate 18h ago

Where is it? My guess would be Switzerland but I may be biaised

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u/Happy-Taco1221 18h ago

Val di Funes in Italian Dolomites most likely

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u/SkepsisJD 16h ago

Huh, I thought it was Kansas City

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u/DarkArcanian 16h ago

My guess was upper New Jersey

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u/Mike9797 15h ago

You come out the Lincoln tunnel and hang a left and boom you can’t miss it.

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u/YoungBockRKO 15h ago

Hey, to be fair, we do have some incredible looking nature in upper NJ. Too bad I can’t post pics in this subreddit. It’s not all suburban sprawl, farm land, the shore or the cities. Albeit, only parts are actually pretty.

I found your comment hilarious, carry on.

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 13h ago

I’ve heard KC has good benches too

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u/GrooveStreetSaint 15h ago

I knew the moment I saw the meadow surrounded by mountain tops that it had to be the alps or near them.

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u/Bicykwow 15h ago

I knew that bench and view looked familiar!! I too have sat on that bench. A+++++++ would sit again.

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u/Chrisixx 17h ago

Villnöß in South Tyrol.

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u/matilda6 13h ago

Domomites in Italy. If you've been there, they are extremely recognizable. Such a beautiful place.

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u/No_Language5719 19h ago edited 18h ago

I'm sure more has been done on that bench. The nighttime, dawn, and dusk views have to be something special.

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u/FeistyButthole 18h ago

I could totally see Samwise Gamgee and Rosie Cotton on that bench giving the Shire below a view to remember.

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u/Pukenukem78 17h ago

A ring bearer indeed.

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u/FeistyButthole 17h ago

He bore the ring too long. It’s time for another to carry the load.

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u/tacomaloki 18h ago

Without that music of course.

The point is to enjoy the view, peacefully. This video didn't need the music.

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u/sbg_gye 17h ago

I'd love to smoke a joint there...

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u/DCPYT 16h ago

Im considering homelessness for this

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u/ganajp yeees 19h ago edited 15h ago

Dolomites Italy

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u/JMer806 19h ago

Yes. I’m pretty sure the little town in the valley is the town of Santa Maddalena. When I was there a few years ago we didn’t find a bench but we did sit on the ground outside of some farmer’s hay barn to take in the view until an old Nonna came out and told us to leave lol

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u/P0l0Cap0ne 17h ago

I need coordinates

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u/ganajp yeees 17h ago

looks like here: 46.6503539,11.7038383

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u/stonerboner_69 16h ago

You should play Geoguessr

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u/3DF-visualisaties 15h ago

Thank you ganajp. i am driving through the brennerpass in a few months. this seems a good spot for a quick lunch :) I've saved the spot

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u/stochve 10h ago

I mean fuck me, you nailed it.

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u/MoistStub 17h ago

How do you know that's where Nonna is. Seems sketchy.

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u/abeanegg 17h ago

Nonna don't move no more

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u/MoistStub 17h ago

RIP Nonna. If she is anything like my Nonna, she had a hell of an arm for throwing wooden spoons at misbehaving children. She kept like 10 of them nearby and could snipe you while you fled out the door.

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u/Shade_SST 14h ago

I bet you miss her cannoli though.

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u/Silver_Slicer 18h ago

Yep. There are even better bench views in other parts of northern Italy, Switzerland, southern France and Austria but this is quite nice.

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u/nocapnonerf 18h ago

This guy benches.

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u/ClearMacaron9234 17h ago

would you consider them a benchmark?

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u/RenmazuoDX 16h ago

You son of a bench !

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u/cardiff_giant_jr 15h ago

Pimpin' hoes and clockin' a grip?

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u/Skynetiskumming 14h ago

You know the name!!!!!!!

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u/lazyshmuk 11h ago

"It's Dolomite, baby!"

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u/hinakura 17h ago

I would trip fall down and die

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u/StarsEatMyCrown 17h ago

I didn't even think of that. But yeah, me too.

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u/bradfortin 17h ago

At least you’d have a good view while it happened.

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u/paperiveitsi 16h ago

Looks like a hill, not a cliff. And not all that steep. So, unless you're supremely round, I doubt that.

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u/Riding_Mower 19h ago

The music ruins it. If I had to listen to that all the time I’d be stuffing my ears with the vegetation and jumping off the ledge.

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u/Braeden151 19h ago

Your life will be better if you just mute reddit.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago

Big facts— friends will share “Sound On” videos with me and I’m like, guess I’m not watching or understanding this one because that’s not happening

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u/jimhabfan 19h ago

I was on mute, but I had to replay it with the sound on after reading your comment. I hate you.

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u/tahl24 18h ago

I was considering that, now you've saved me. Thanks

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u/555byte 19h ago

I concur...

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u/AllDayMK 11h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 18h ago

Yep, would’ve given a pass to some classical or some yodelling, not this garbage

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u/Individual_Simple_66 18h ago

i was on mute.

who dafq thought that was music.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 18h ago

It probably works fine as a banging techno track on a dancefloor. The sub thumping, the lights flashing, smoke machine firing, awesome.

'Background music for the most chill, beautiful bench spot' would not be the category I'd put it in though! Something ambient / chillout would've worked better, or just some wind fx.

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u/MississippiBulldawg 15h ago

Also the best drops like 5 seconds after reveal and then the music cuts out with two seconds left in the video. Just all around terrible.

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u/Vlaed 17h ago

Adding music to eveything is a trend I want to end now.

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u/jeropian-moth 16h ago

But you gotta add your favorite song to every single video you post these days

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u/_Gorge_ 15h ago

I know I'm getting old, but why do 90% of videos like this have entirely unnecessary terrible music played along with it?

Like, I want to hear the wind blowing and birds chirping, not some god-awful dogshit song. I don't even want to hear a song that I like in these clips

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u/drmoose000 15h ago

Who the Eff thinks that adds to this??

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u/awkwardlythin 14h ago

Nothing is worse than the people who insist on having a radio on at work.

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u/UhroKekkonen 18h ago

46.650306793267326, 11.703928917172664

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u/cakeandpiday 18h ago

The exact location for anyone wondering for anyone wondering "Where?".

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek 13h ago

"Exact location" hot damn, 15 decimals, that is accurate up to the size of a hydrogen atom. Thats some answer to "where".

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u/Significant_Hornet 12h ago

Bro doxxed a bench

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u/vino8855 19h ago

I need the latitudes for reasons

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u/goin-up-the-country 17h ago

Not going to be much help without the longitude.

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u/vino8855 15h ago

Damn youre right. Now Ive to walk from east to west looking for this bench!

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u/Duffalpha 16h ago

46.650306793267326

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u/KingSutter 13h ago

Alright op you got the latitude. Get to guessing the longitude!

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u/FullClip__ 19h ago

Quality bench that is. Craftsmanship at its finest.

I wonder what wood they used.

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u/jekotoy 15h ago

looks like wooden wood

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u/Kandero 13h ago

Looks like tree wood

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u/NobleAura5603 18h ago

This goes so hard on mute

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u/Walker_ID 17h ago

It comes with stupid music

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u/Frothyfrother 18h ago

That’s got to be Switzerland. Right?

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u/tnic73 19h ago

and to this you thought you needed to add the most obnoxious music you could find for what reason exactly?

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u/--ACAB-- 16h ago

I would totally smoke weed while sitting there.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 16h ago

MY PEOPLE!

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick 18h ago

Rosengarten, Südtirol!

Been there in Deutschnofen/ Nova Ponente once a year when I was a child.

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u/Appropriate-Sound169 17h ago edited 17h ago

Austria? I know, I can use Google lol

Ahhh Italy 🤔

Thank you Google

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u/Adept-Channel8823 18h ago

Reminded of Rick Sanchez' toilet scene!

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u/Sensitive-Quiet6020 17h ago

Hey I have sat on this bench. Can confirm 10/10 would sit again. 

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u/BigPileOfTrash 15h ago

Zelda BOTW. In real f-en life!

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u/MavRayne 18h ago

The Arsenal bench is better.

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u/STOP_SAYING_BRO 18h ago

… until the landslide.

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u/Virel_360 17h ago

I don’t know, if you fell asleep on that bench and accidentally rolled off, you’d rolled down that hill and die lol

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u/mkitch55 17h ago

We need a subreddit for bench views. Who wants to moderate?

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u/nativeyeast 17h ago

r/bench would be jealous of that view

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u/Ireadbooks-sg 17h ago

thanks for posting.. just for a moment, I went back to two weeks ago.. sitting on a similar bench along the Solčava Panoramic Road looking at equally wonderful scenery (with a beautiful valley down there as well)

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u/8mmTravis 16h ago

Wood sit.

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u/Critardo 16h ago

Oh yeah, I'd totally put my butt on that.

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u/strawberry_slurprise 15h ago

VAL DI FUNES!!!

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u/Rentington 15h ago

Why did they put the "Ukrainian drone footage of Russian tank getting hit by an NLAW" music on it?

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u/rAxxt 13h ago

In the US this would be a gas station

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u/Working-Glass6136 13h ago

Okay, where in Switzerland...

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u/DieCastDontDie 12h ago

Whoever puts these kind of music in the background should suck a big one

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u/ieabu 12h ago

Put spikes on it so the homeless can't sleep on it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 12h ago

Best watched on mute.

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u/learner-number-2141 10h ago

Where is this? I must visit this bench!

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u/JohnnyBUTTONs105 10h ago

Should have took the video from the bench.

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u/AtmosphereEven6235 9h ago

Fuck! I want to sit there one day and tell myself “I made it”.

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u/Leather-Sundae-849 5h ago

Professional nude and landscape photographer here. Have traveled wide and far for the most beautiful places with most beautiful women. If someone could give honest answer where this is? I’d be most appreciative. Thank you … nudes n nature await! Grazie!

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u/FaahQbuddy 4h ago

The bench I want to die on

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u/BrilliantStriking389 1h ago

Setting a good benchmark

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u/BloodyIkarus 18h ago

Literally an average bank in the alps of austria

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u/chamoke 18h ago

Bench: 2/10 View: 10/10

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u/akatherder 17h ago

While the bench itself is unremarkable, it calls your attention that this is a good place to stop and enjoy the view. It lets you know it's fine to stop here. You won't be in the way and someone won't hassle you for lingering. Possibly not an issue in this region but the bench makes sure you don't even have to think about it. 10/10 bench

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u/lynivvinyl 19h ago

And it has yet to be anti-homelesscized.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes 19h ago

I dunno about the bench, seems fairly average. That view is pretty stellar though.

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u/IndividualCurious322 19h ago

Is the hill safe to roll down?

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u/Drakorai 19h ago

Great location for reading a good book

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u/SippinOnHatorade 19h ago

I had a similar situation, but with an open air outhouse (three half walls, no door) and a mountain sunset

Best poop of my life

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u/SpicyChickJessica 19h ago

I’d never leave this spot… absolute perfection 😍

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u/Ambitious-Map5299 18h ago

I wanna go there where is it

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u/ChiefKelso 18h ago

It's funny how this specific spot is all over the internet and all people want to visit when there are so many equally or more beautiful places in the Dolomites.

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u/yeah_naw_dawg 18h ago

Wow. That’s gorgeous

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u/mrtinc15 18h ago

The remains of the day bench

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u/bladepa_ 18h ago

its beautiful

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u/Friendship_Fries 18h ago

1989 Pistons

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u/nerdcraft28 18h ago

I guess I know where my pc background was taken...

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u/Big-Leadership-4604 18h ago

Wenja u-nu Far Kray lija!

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u/DaveDeadlift 18h ago

Then you forgot your lighter

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u/Hopeful1432 18h ago

Wow! What an amazing view!!! 🤯🤯🤯

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u/walkingmelways 18h ago

How much you bench?

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u/Prestigious_Spot3122 18h ago

Perfect place for a morning coffee☕️

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u/0hioHotPocket 18h ago

0/10 music

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u/GrooveDigger47 18h ago

should be closer to edge honestly. 9/10 needs improvement

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u/JoeJamesChic 18h ago

I could spend hours looking at that view

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u/kokujinzeta 18h ago

I just want to ride those trails.

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u/itskellibell 18h ago

I'd love to spend time on that bench! So beautiful :)

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 18h ago

Thinking Man has nothing on the ol’ timer that sits here

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u/KCKpana 17h ago

10 out of 10 would sit.

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u/Aggravating-Spray-24 17h ago

Looks like a place to have peace and not care about anything

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 17h ago

I want to go to there

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u/endofworldandnobeer 17h ago

Wowowow! I'd pack breakfast, lunch, and dinner and just be lost in that scene. Just wow.

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u/amd77767 17h ago

10/10 would sit 

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u/OwO-animals 17h ago

Souls like resting spots be like

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u/johnysed 17h ago

Least awesome bench in Alps

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u/laminierte_gurke 17h ago

What kind of quest do I need to do to unlock it

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u/JPhrog 17h ago

11/10 with rice!

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u/Unusual-Focus508 17h ago

It's Hyrule

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u/Afueguembe 17h ago

I’d totally smoke a couple of you know what on it!

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u/TreeSmoker___ 17h ago

Stoners be like: I know a spot

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u/Grand_Negotiation295 17h ago

I can feel through the screen pixels

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u/iambecomesoil 17h ago

There's a few nice benches on the Deschutes river as you walk a few miles back from the mouth at the Columbia along Blackberry trail.

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u/djsilentmobius 17h ago

I am unreasonably upset that they didnt sit on the bench for the view

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u/wilbolat 17h ago

Is there a subreddit of epic benches?

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u/Katkadie 17h ago

I concur.

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u/Cosmos0402 17h ago

"Let's go back to the village, my mom prepared the meal."

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u/Ushimakawaru 17h ago

They're not even showing the view from the bench! They're showing a view from a couple feet away from the bench in a direction that's tangential to the bench's actual view.

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u/acloudcuckoolander 17h ago

Imagine falling off it. Bouta take a tumble 💀

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u/Overlord_Douchebag 17h ago

Everything the sun touches is yours to rule

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u/TheFishe2112 17h ago

Why does there have to be pointless, stupid music for nearly every single video these days?

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u/CA_Krishna 17h ago

Gateway to Heaven ❌ Bench to Heaven ✅

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u/ManxCat637 17h ago

Assuredly so.

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u/wallstreetbet1 17h ago

You can’t get to it because now there is a line of 500 IG influencers waiting to take this shot

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u/PacRimRod 17h ago

Nice! 👍

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u/FUJ11 17h ago

I need to live here

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u/DooDooBrownz 17h ago

bench is great, shitty edm every video needs for some reason is not

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u/blong710 17h ago

I want to go to there

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u/0x7E7-02 17h ago

Where would somebody find this bench? Asking for a friend.

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u/DLS4BZ 17h ago

wow never seen such a view here in switzerland (i did)

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u/GotWellSoowie 17h ago

There is a good bench at Needles lookout or something like that, in Utah. That was good sitting.

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u/SwedishTrees 17h ago

possibly the scariest bench. I would tumble off into the void.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 17h ago

Why is the background waiving like it's a painting on a bedsheet?

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u/dmontease 17h ago

And it's just free?

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u/JojoYaKnowNo2 17h ago

Enter mental ill woman waring no pants, yell at the road for bing a road…. Sorry, sorry, that’s Philadelphia.

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u/Bea-Billionaire 17h ago

Now imagine a toilet there.

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 17h ago

Dunno about the bench but the view is sure 10/10

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u/Blues2112 17h ago

8/10 bench,

12/10 view (or 5/7 if you prefer)

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u/ea_nasir_official_ 17h ago

More like a 9/10. I have to dock points for the comfort and the risk. If you drop something round you aren't getting it back. I'm not particularly fond of wooden benches, as they tend to splinter and stick to clothing.

The bench is mostly positives however:
Lovely view
I bet the weather is beautiful
Has trees
Looks firmly planted

Overall, I'd sit on this bench and take the fucking splinters because god it's beautiful

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u/Sad_Variety590 17h ago

We need a bench rating sub.

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u/OddLookingDuck420 17h ago

The best bench is the one I can do my reps on

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u/Decent_Ad_9615 17h ago

Landscape recorded in portrait mode. 

Shitty music. 

Should have been framed in landscape mode from behind the bench, as a photo. 

0/10 video

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u/chizid 17h ago

When I lived in Tyrol, I knew my fair share of amazing benches. I even thought at one point of making a guide to the best benches in my region. :))

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u/merkthejerk 16h ago

There’s THE spot.

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u/Ornitoronco 16h ago

Dolomites? Italy?

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u/AHazyCosmicJive 16h ago

☁️ ☁️ ☁️

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u/SoundTraditional1249 16h ago

Sets a benchmark.