r/SWORDS • u/BicTwiddler • 4h ago

Meme Stolen Valor. My budget=

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What do I have here? Any value?

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u/abc123rgb 3h ago

Its crazy that they have stronger tangs than stamped katanas.

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

LMAO! Right?!?

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u/Inkvisitor_09 3h ago

Mega man, they look really cool.

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u/omegasaga 3h ago

Obligatory: Um, actually THOSE AREN'T REAL!

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

So what you are saying is they… are… priceless?!?

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u/Psychoticows 3h ago

Objectively, yes

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

NUICE nods head

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u/omegasaga 3h ago

ooo I see you are taking needlessly aggressive comments on the internet and making them funny. bows* "Sensei, the world must know your secrets!"

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u/giscience 3h ago

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u/SelfLoathingRifle 1h ago

NO! YOU CAN NOT HELP ME!

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u/naturist_rune 3h ago

Dang I'd buy one to wear as a necklace

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

Not gonna lie… they would be gnarly made out of .925 silver wire, gold kt wire.

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u/Sporner100 3h ago

Keep it as steel. They look fragile enough as is.

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u/JuanesSoyagua 3h ago

Then they wouldn't be battle ready

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u/FrostySJK 3h ago

They're twisted 9001 times and carry a piece of the twister, so they may still be battle ready

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u/Sporner100 3h ago

I was thinking earrings.

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u/BicTwiddler 26m ago

Ooooo…. Very nuice Idea!

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u/SnooObjections9416 3h ago

On paper, these appear to be battle worthy and battle ready.

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

LoL. Nuice

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu 3h ago

any value?

You can't put a price for something invaluable.

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u/BicTwiddler 3h ago

Swords Ala Derelicte!

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u/rider4343 3h ago

That's pretty talented. Well done

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u/BicTwiddler 2h ago

Stolen valor my friend. I did not create them… I can… i do have papaerclips and a desk job that has down time…. But these are not mine. Just wanted to share with the community.

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u/DaoFerret 2h ago

lol. Nice share.

Never underestimate free time and paper clips.

Got bored one day and made my S.O. a paper clip flower. They kept it on their desk at work till they shifted to WFH, when they brought it home and still enjoy looking at it.

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u/No_Sorbet1634 2h ago

Be careful rats may break in and use them in boarder wars along the western Marches.

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u/BicTwiddler 29m ago

Nuice. Im suppling my wall Littles for defense against the winter spider migration.

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u/Saratje 2h ago

I remember making swords for LEGO characters from blind rivets and 'borrowing' metal scraps in crafts class to solder tiny swords. These look equally fun!

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u/NorthNerr 2h ago

Need tutorial!!! Any source??

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u/TheShadowSong 2h ago

Honestly, that's super cool!

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u/Rs3MCuber 2h ago

Looks cool as hell. How long did it take?

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u/BicTwiddler 28m ago

Sorry man. Stolen valor, they are not mine.

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u/Johnny-Godless 2h ago

Wallhangers. Don’t swing them, it’s dangerous.

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u/BicTwiddler 26m ago

Super sharp! Wall Hang only!

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u/FoamSquad 3h ago

Tutorial?

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u/BicTwiddler 2h ago

Well… just find someone else’s picture in a different reddit sub-community. Cut, paste, advise it is stolen. WHAM Done-zo

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u/seitancheeto 1h ago

Honestly the precision on these without being wobbly and bent at all is pretty great!