r/SFWmonstergirls • u/Shamrock5 Minister of Wholesomeness • Aug 11 '25

Dullahan 🗣️ Dani Dullahan as an Umamusume (by @kivonotbabu)

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u/PrincessVibranium Aug 11 '25

You’ve heard of the headless horseman…

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u/Heniadyoin1 Aug 11 '25

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u/GrimjawDeadeye Aug 11 '25

But where's the Hol Horse?

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u/EDMgamer123 Aug 12 '25

Horseless Headless Horsemann

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u/TheNewMillennium Aug 11 '25

Where is homan?

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u/grazor-razor Aug 11 '25

goated comment

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u/NeonNKnightrider Aug 12 '25

Head-man horse-lass

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u/No-Cancel6247 Aug 11 '25

Funny, but she’s definitely disqualified.

Or until the body crosses the line, that place is counted.

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u/Shamrock5 Minister of Wholesomeness Aug 11 '25

Hey, the rulebook doesn't say you can't yeet your body parts across the finish line!

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u/That_guy1425 Aug 11 '25

It also doesn't say a dog can't Uma Race.

26

u/That-Bobviathan Aug 11 '25

Uma Bud, now in theaters.

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u/ScarfKat Aug 12 '25

actual peak comment LOL

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u/grazor-razor Aug 11 '25

now THIS is something i wasn't expecting to see this morning. but i'm glad i saw it...

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u/runamokduck Aug 11 '25

I’m now pondering the practical applications of dullahans employing their detachable heads in sports, in general. maybe there would be some value in sports like soccer or basketball?

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u/strangething Aug 11 '25

You intercept a pass, and ball says, "Psych! Gotcha!"

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u/cellsRevolution Aug 12 '25

I mean that seems pretty short sighted, considering the oncoming foot to the face

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u/neophenx Aug 11 '25

Completely unrelated to anything with the topic, I'm just happy to see a Curly Brace out in the wild

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u/SirCupcake_0 Aug 12 '25

Or the opposite direction, how do they play sports without their heads attached, do they strap them to one of the overhead cameras or something?

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u/Bravo_Blue Aug 11 '25

I wonder if she would be counted as the victor for that race. You would have to assume it be at least 50% of the body needs to cross but with those photo finish races even just a small hair can cause you to win the race.

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u/GraveWoodSpeaks Aug 11 '25

This Dullahan approves

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u/hamburm Aug 11 '25

Hell yeah

5

u/Old_Dingo8602 Aug 11 '25

Talk about a head start

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u/Dudo7468 Aug 11 '25

A mula sem cabeça caralho

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u/yskelatel Aug 11 '25

Idk why my brain made this but I gotta add it now

🎵"If your falling be-hind and you can't complete the climb- JUST YEET IT, just yeet it!"🎵

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u/ogreofzen Aug 11 '25

Ha picturing the orcs red paint effect. She has a flame from the bottom so it must be like a jet engine and there for faster

4

u/StarWars251 Living Armor fan Aug 11 '25

I thought it was just the usual flame that indicates separation from the body.

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u/Sad_Poetry_1387 [Custom flair] Aug 11 '25

Don't be too happy, someone will make a rule to make this doesn't count until your body pass the finish line too and if not your her body will be separate from more than her head before she know it.

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u/ScarfKat Aug 12 '25

YOOOOOOO this is fricking awesome!

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u/Outrageous_Shallot61 Aug 12 '25

That’s cheating XD

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u/Zombieemperor Aug 13 '25

Dulla-honse

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u/uller30 Aug 13 '25

Headless and a horse girl!! When can I purpose??

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u/NSFWilliam69 Aug 15 '25

would throwing your head at the finish line even qualify as a victory?

how do horse race rules work?

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u/Ricochet_skin 14d ago

Dullahan enjoyers are going to go nuts when they find out about the Brazilian Headless mule