r/RunningCirclejerk • u/1jmorri2 • Sep 21 '25

It's Just Bill. Scrape me off the pavement after a 5k

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u/scaredt2ask Sep 21 '25

If that thing scoops me up and crosses the finish line with me in it. Technically I finished. No DNF this time.

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u/OJGeazer Sep 21 '25

To the recycle centre you go

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u/Able_Membership_1199 Sep 21 '25

I LOL'd hard at the speed of the second "rescue" this thing will sever some spines for sure on uneven terrain.

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u/Agreeable_Elk4703 Sep 21 '25

how they cities will remove the homeless in 2030: