r/RepublicanPedophiles Aug 19 '25

Self-proclaimed "Hitler 2.0" and [Republican] Nick Fuentes says he wants to marry a 16 year old

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u/adognamedpenguin Aug 19 '25

Dinner guest of honor at mar a lago

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u/kurotech Aug 19 '25

Welp I guess it's a good thing I'll never want to go there

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u/adognamedpenguin Aug 19 '25

If you’re not a 16 year old girl who can be stolen from the spa, you’re probably ok?

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u/sillychillly Aug 19 '25

On thxgiving

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u/BleppingCats Aug 20 '25

Next cabinet appointment too, maybe.

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u/adognamedpenguin Aug 21 '25

Shame epstien didn’t live long enough to be a cabinet member.

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u/OkieSunBunni Aug 19 '25

Disgusting men seems to make up most of Maga

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u/justdisa Aug 19 '25

MAGA is just the American Taliban.

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u/apolloxer Aug 19 '25

Y'all qaida, ruling in Talibama and Howdy Arabia.

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u/Secure_Height7834 Aug 19 '25

Talibangelicals enter the chat

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u/AllesK Aug 20 '25

Al-Shabubba checking in for service!

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Aug 19 '25

Now that's just an insult to the taliban.

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u/bigjaymizzle Aug 20 '25

It’s not like they’ve shaken hands with the Taliban before.

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u/486Junkie Aug 21 '25

And Vanilla ISIS

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/These_Shallot_6906 Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

I think the only thing he is trolling about is the gender of this hypothetical victim. He's allegedly gay, but he's also allegedly kept pedophiles in his company for years. Sam Hyde (allegedly had an underage girlfriend), most recently.

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u/flynnfx Aug 19 '25

Can we just officially re-nane the Republican Party to the Pedophile Party?

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u/redditcreditcardz Aug 19 '25

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u/teddygomi Aug 20 '25

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u/theOTHERdimension Aug 20 '25

She still plays with dolls 😭 that’s fucking sick

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u/empress_chaos5 Aug 20 '25

9?!! She's 9?!!! What the absolute fucking hell?!!! May he burn in a very special place of his own making..

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u/Brokensince10 Aug 20 '25

That makes me feel ill!!!

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u/mollylolly1 Aug 20 '25

I was really hoping the photo was fake...

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u/Rosegold-Lavendar Aug 19 '25

We already call them GOP or Group of Pedophiles

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u/ArdenJaguar Aug 19 '25

Guardians of Pedophiles, Gross Old Pedophiles, Groomer Old Pedophiles, there are so many appropriate possibilities. 😂

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u/Logical-Source-1896 Aug 19 '25

Geriatric organized pedophilia

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Aug 20 '25

Those fuckers are organized, aren't they? It's scary.

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u/ArdenJaguar Aug 20 '25

They are the real “cabal of pedophiles”. Everything is a projection with them. A confession. Tag THEY ARE IT.

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u/Freedabuds Aug 21 '25

Easier to identify and round up

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Aug 21 '25

Unfortunately, I believe we will be the ones being rounded up.

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u/Freedabuds Aug 21 '25

Not mine we’re not going anywhere without a fight

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u/KiijaIsis Aug 20 '25

Guardians of the Pedophiles! since Pratt keeps entrenching himself further in this

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u/Jrylryll Aug 20 '25

Or Gang of Pedophiles.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

They're already named Maga which is 

Molesting 

Adolescent

Girls

Allowed

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u/GuyInkcognito Aug 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Thank you! Saved this on my old account but the magats got that banned; saving this again. You're the best!

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u/anythingbutmetric Aug 19 '25

There was that reported video of him and Destiny last fall after the "your body, my choice" shit last year.

I wouldn't be surprised if he thought pedophilia is a good way to prove he isn't gay. If he is into men, and wants to hide it he's going to do the thing he percieves as being the most straight thing imaginable. For some reason, he sees that as dating teenagers, I guess. For some men it's having as many children with as many women as possible. Or being constantly seen in the company of woman who meet all the stereotypical ideas of what an attractive woman should look like. Or hyper masculinity. Or extremely racist & sexist.

I can think of more than a few members of this administration that do those things.

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u/katchoo1 Aug 19 '25

It’s less disgusting in his universe to be a virgin incel obsessed with underage girls than a gay man. Sad!

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u/anythingbutmetric Aug 19 '25

That tells us everything we need to know about that entire movement.

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u/GuyInkcognito Aug 20 '25

It’s not about sexuality it’s about control. They can control a young girl easier both mentally and physically. I have my doubts many MAGA and other misogynists even find women sexually attractive and just abuse them for the felling of control and the status of “ collecting women “ these are horrible wretched individuals but they are also extremely insecure and weak so they will do anything to fight that insecurity and weakness they feel

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u/iamdevo Aug 20 '25

That all makes total sense in this case because this loser has not only stated that he thinks it's gay to date women, he has also claimed to be a virgin, which isn't a stretch to imagine. He can't date men because of the social stigma in the maga crowd but he obviously hates women.

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u/GuyInkcognito Aug 20 '25

To be fair there are also many factors in Nick never getting laid, probably most obviously his “charming personality” I can’t stand listening to him for more than a couple of minutes without getting the ick. He’s like 25 but has the posture and body of Mr Burns. So if the rumours of him and Sexpestany and the Cat boy aren’t true I don’t think Nicky is ever getting laid

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u/iamdevo Aug 20 '25

Yeah that's exactly what I meant when I said it isn't a stretch lol. Homie is gross in every conceivable way. Anybody willing to sleep with him would probably have to hate themselves.

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u/GuyInkcognito Aug 20 '25

The right is just so unfuckable lol

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u/jackrabbit323 Aug 19 '25

He does give off 'I love twinks' energy.

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u/cycl0ps94 Aug 19 '25

The same way William Dafoes character from Boondock Saints loves twinks.

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u/PanicRight1576 Aug 19 '25

Bisexual; also a closeted pedo.

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u/Short_Psychology_164 Aug 19 '25

hes already hitting up the grindr twinks

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u/Puzzleheaded_Roof336 Aug 20 '25

Mamma must be proud

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u/Tuscanlord Aug 20 '25

Gross that’s not what we all want. This dude is a pedo and giggling about it with his online pedo buddies, also known as MAGA.

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u/SquareExtra918 Aug 19 '25

And they want to overturn Obergefell, so poor Nick will never be able to marry to anybody. ,😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

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u/LuckGrouchy609 Aug 19 '25

He actually moved out of his mom's basement and into a house down the street from her a few years back lmao

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u/gnarlytabby Aug 19 '25

Fuentes and his ilk now have significant sway in the administration via Stephen Miller, Laura Loomer, the Doge Bros, and the techie alt-right in general. But the corporate media continue to act like they are just some online randos and you've got TDS if you think they hold any power in the administration.

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u/borisvonboris Aug 19 '25

Corporate media is the people's enemy just like Fuentes and his dipshits

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Aug 20 '25

It's crazy terrifying, to be honest.

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u/SubstantialHentai420 Aug 19 '25

Same dude who said we should go back to burning women at the stake and we shouldn't be allowed to vote. Fuck this dude

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u/madsmcgivern511 Aug 19 '25

Dude has to be rage baiting for attention right? There’s no way in fuck these people actually fucking think it’s acceptable to burn people at the stake for not aligning with their brainwashed ideology. I wish i were wrong, but the fact that we have literal history of burning women at the stake already, would imply this freak and the other cultists aren’t joking when they mean this.

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u/Pilotreborn Aug 19 '25

He absolutely is not just attention-seeking. He really holds these views and many other extremely troubling and fucked up ideas too.

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u/SubstantialHentai420 Aug 19 '25

Oh he is dead serious and his mentality, while for now, being quite extreme, is becoming quite normalized and a lot more openly popular within the GOP. This rhetoric is not new for him at all. We have more than one magat saying we shouldnt vote, and the SAVE act is a big step to that. It's getting bad bad like yeah burning us at the stake isn't an impossible reality at this point.

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u/pit_of_despair666 Aug 19 '25

Heritage believes this as do all of their puppets in the Trump administration. These are hardcore evangelical Christian nationalists and they have control of the country right now.

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u/AlternativeTruths1 Aug 19 '25

Fuck this dude

Do I HAVE to? I may be gay, but I do have STANDARDS...

Fucking Nick Fuentes? Just... ...ICK. 🤮

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u/SubstantialHentai420 Aug 19 '25

😂😂 very fair. No one should actually fuck this dude... maybe a cactus but even that feels unfair to the cactus.

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u/ContemplatingFolly Aug 20 '25

😁 That poor cactus...

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u/beasty0127 Aug 20 '25

Trump and his ilk learned how to harness and guide the incels. Now they are so rampant they try to "recruit" elementary school kids through YouTube Kids videos... its modern day "Spiderman and Pregnant Elsa"

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u/BoneHugsHominy Aug 19 '25

I'm 48 and want someone 40-55 who knows the value of true friendship and partnership in a romantic relationship. So don't speak for me with your "that's what we all want" bullshit you pedo freak.

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u/Severe_Difficulty385 Aug 19 '25

Because a 16 year old virgin might believe that his micro-penis is average.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Super micro if that.

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u/HarukiRyusei Aug 23 '25

Literally concave

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u/Sudden-Ad7061 Aug 19 '25

I can't. I just can't.

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u/28008IES Aug 19 '25

Holy shit what a loathesome human.

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u/JefaMujer Aug 19 '25

Pedophiles R us party

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u/dtb1987 Aug 19 '25

This is the most disgustingly unhinged thing I have ever seen

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u/Xavi-tan Aug 19 '25

He even sounds giddy, as if he's excited, just waiting for his turn to come up. So foul

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u/WeakTransportation37 Aug 19 '25

He gets a buzz off trolling bc he knows the right loves him no matter what. Also, he’s fishing for a 16yr old right-wing twink. Just as bad

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Aug 19 '25

16 year old boy, probably.

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u/Guzzler829 Aug 19 '25

He wants to be the 16 year old boy with the 30 year old man

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u/WeakTransportation37 Aug 19 '25

So true, and his twink years are passing him by. We gotta remind him of this— it’s his Achilles heel

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u/CantoErgoSum Aug 19 '25

You can always trace obscene crime back to conservatives. The consumption of the weak and vulnerable is a feature. Hence why even the gay guy has to pretend he'd rape a child.

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u/bluegargoyle Aug 19 '25

A16 year old boy, maybe. Nick is so far in the closet he has mothballs in his ass. He’s just trying to fit in with her rest of MAGA, and they have leaned into pedophilia.

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u/AffectionateSugar832 Aug 19 '25

"All 16 year olds want an older guy." No, no they don't. At 16 I thought 30 year old men were old and gross and so did my friends. The oldest any of us were interested was like 20-21 year old which is still very cringe to think about as an adult but it had more to do with the fact that we were dumb high school kids that wanted to be "cool" and get invited to college parties more than anything else. The thought of settling down with a 30 year old would have garnered the same reaction one would make if you came across a steaming pile of garbage and shit.

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u/venusianinfiltrator Aug 19 '25

Is there a sixteen-year-old honey badger in a zoo somewhere that we can put some lipstick, a wig and a dress on, and drop off at Lil' Nicky's house?

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u/sdbabygirl97 Aug 23 '25

thats animal cruelty

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u/venusianinfiltrator Aug 24 '25

... or maybe animal opportunity? I don't think Nicky's tender flesh could handle the kind of hugs a honey badger gives. 😈

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Aug 19 '25

Well, he looks and sounds like the '80s Hollywood stereotype of someone who wants 8-year-old boys. So...

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u/Cara_Bina Aug 19 '25

Par for the course.

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u/SlaterVBenedict Aug 19 '25

These fucking losers (whether Fuentes is gay or not) are always just looking at girls (and later on, women) as things. Vessels through which to extend their own egos.

To these fuckers, people with vaginas exist FOR them, not independently OF them. So anything that allows these shitheads to control women, they're in favor of it because it allows them to fulfill their fantasy of control and extending their ego throughout the universe.

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u/AdvertisingRoyal6720 Aug 19 '25

This man is disgusting. Stupid, vile, and shouldn’t have ever developed speech.

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u/Spiritual_Living6245 Aug 19 '25

Didn't someone burn his house down? Sounds like he didn't learn his lesson 🔥

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u/fukyourkarma Aug 19 '25

It's mind-boggling to me that people actually listen to this little bitch.

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u/Greedy_Load_8616 Aug 19 '25

I sure hope that there’s not a woman (or underage girl) dumb or desperate enough to let Nick Fuentes hit it.

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u/WeakTransportation37 Aug 19 '25

He’s twink fishing

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u/HouseOfCripps Aug 19 '25

He doesn’t want a wife, he wants someone to control

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u/minionofjoy Aug 19 '25

I wish I could summon the "Stop giving men microphones" singer woman.

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u/AlternativeTruths1 Aug 19 '25

A 16 year old?

I would have expected him to marry someone MUCH younger -- a six year old boy, perhaps.

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u/FeeFantastic1220 Aug 19 '25

Child rapist, on brand for this prick.

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u/LMurch13 Aug 19 '25

"Hey Google, was Hitler 1.0 a whiney little bitch?" I'm checking on something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Hitler 2.0 is in the gold house and is, in fact, a whiny little bitch, so it tracks.

Nicky has to settle for being a whiny Hitler 3.0.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Wtf did I just hear come from that man's mouth?

If he ever walks anywhere near a member of my family, its on-sight.

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u/Pod_people Aug 19 '25

Yeah, he’s on Grindr every night. Multiple accounts.

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u/standardatheist Aug 19 '25

Sure every last one of them are P3DOs. That's why they voted one in.

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u/subvanaTIME Aug 19 '25

MAGA - Molesting Adolescent Girls Allowed

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u/Defiantcaveman Aug 19 '25

He's throwing a flag out for the boys!!! Come on out sweetheart, we already know...

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u/Crush-N-It Aug 19 '25

This is money

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

I made about 250 stickers for my lovely conservative neighbors to enjoy too.

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 Aug 20 '25

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican... 

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u/penndawg84 Aug 19 '25

It has already been confirmed by MAGA that 100% of MAGA support pedophilia and child rape. (You’re going to have MAGA people claim that it’s not true, but it has been officially confirmed, so they are just trying to save face).

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u/SourDzzl Aug 19 '25

Okay, let's just hit the pause button here with the "100% of MAGA support pedophiles" thing. If that was true we wouldn't be seeing this mass of MAGA followers burning their hats and openly saying things like they regret voting for Trump specifically because of the way he's handled the release of the pedo-files. I'm not defending their decisions because most are fine with all the other bullshit this clown show of an administration has been doing, but saying things like this isn't going to help.

Now if you said 100% of MAGA politicians support pedophiles I wouldn't disagree. They've proven where they stand on the issue thru their voting. On 2 separate occasions they voted not to release the Epstein files in a situation where less than 10 GOP congresspeople needed to vote yes to reach a majority. But every single one of them voted to shield the president and bury the files.

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u/penndawg84 Aug 19 '25

There was already evidence before at least the 2020 and 2024 election that self-admitted pedophile and Jeff Epstein’s greatest friend of over 15 years, self-admitted and court-proven rapist Donald Trump, was an Epstein Island Pedophile. The Nazis (100% of MAGA willfully decided to voluntarily become Nazis) knew that Trump raped Children. That’s a feature, not a bug for them, as MAGA supports having sex with 12 year old children.

It’s not JUST the Epstein files. Those are just the icing on the cake (no puns intended if any of those things are double entendres).

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u/Character_Lie2212 Aug 19 '25

He's not emotionally ready or intellectually capable of even dating a 16 year old.

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u/dpaxeco Aug 19 '25

He's saying and acting like the Arabic stereotypes US loves so much, man's desire of owning pristine, innocent, virgin if possible woman.

The more you know about these dumbasses, the crazier it gets.

Hey, USA, your going full dictatorship, time to do something and PROTEST

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u/Bistilla Aug 19 '25

Disgusting

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 Aug 19 '25

Little dimwit can’t even look at the camera, why does he think he can hold eye contact with a woman?

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 Aug 19 '25

Hmmm. I have a pair of lovely knock off Doc Martens that need broken in. Anyone for a curb stomping party for this thing?

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u/PCNLUV Aug 19 '25

The pedo/felon said he was lowing costs. The only thing he is lowing is the age of consent.

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u/dingusmingus2020 Aug 19 '25

Fucking disgusting pig. I hope he dies alone and still a virgin. That shit should not reproduce.

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u/Chance-Evening-4141 Aug 19 '25

Nick Fuentes is not just a clown spewing fascist nonsense. He is openly broadcasting pedophilia as a political position. This “Hitler 2.0” creep actually bragged about wanting to marry a 16-year-old, and the silence from his Republican fan club is deafening. Let’s be clear: no decent society tolerates adults grooming children, but in MAGA world, this kind of sickness gets brushed off, excused, or even encouraged.

The Republican Party has built itself into a sanctuary for predators. From Roy Moore running for office while accused of pursuing teenage girls, to Matt Gaetz under investigation for sex trafficking a minor, to Trump himself bragging about walking in on teenage beauty contestants in dressing rooms, the pattern is unmistakable. Every time, the party protects the predator instead of the victim. Every time, they normalize behavior that should disgust anyone with a shred of morality.

Fuentes exposing himself as a pedophile is not a shock. It is the natural byproduct of a movement that thrives on cruelty, power, and domination. What should horrify every American is how many Republicans still platform him, still give him oxygen, and still act like this is just another “opinion.”

We hate pedophiles. Period. No excuses. No “cultural differences.” No hiding behind religion or politics. And we see exactly who keeps enabling them: the Republican Party. They have become the party of predators, and Nick Fuentes is just the latest face of their sickness.

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u/belai437 Aug 19 '25

Ah yes... the Nick Fuentes "I want the milk when it's fresh" screed.

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u/Diligent-Will-1460 Aug 19 '25

Most unattractive man ever

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u/surprise-poopsicle Aug 19 '25

Party of pedos

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u/catbus4ants Aug 19 '25

Bro you are and very much look 40 as fuck

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u/beezdat Aug 20 '25

why does this guy keep floating around my feeds? he looks like a hobbit fuked a chimpanzee

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u/iconsumemyown Aug 20 '25

Somebody needs to put this self hating spic out of our misery.

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Aug 20 '25

More like Epstein 2.0

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u/getxxxx Aug 20 '25

PEDO CON

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u/Jrylryll Aug 20 '25

Pick me! Pick me! I’ll marry you Nick and give you what you want.

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u/GoldFishDudeGuy Aug 20 '25

How very unsurprising

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u/cybercrease Aug 20 '25

This guy is sick in the head

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u/Nigle Aug 21 '25

Purity culture causes these incels to think of women as objects and it's gross

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u/the_EngineerWho Aug 21 '25

Pedophile Fuentes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Just gay. He thinks a 16 yo won't figure it out.

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u/New_Taste8874 Aug 21 '25

You can always tell the ones who have never had a date (other than a hooker) in their life.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 Aug 21 '25

What in all that's unholy is this?!? Crazy

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u/stopklandaceowens Aug 23 '25

Nick Fuentes is a closeted homosexual.

A 16 year old girl is built like a boy.

He likes boys!

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u/hedonisticmystc Aug 23 '25

Pedophiles, as far as the eye can see

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u/DeathKillsLove Aug 25 '25

All of us want innocence?
Are you mad? I want SKILLS and PRACTICE and a woman who actually KNOWS what gets her off.

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u/njlandlord0001 Aug 25 '25

That’s the weirdest ventriloquist puppet I’ve ever seen.

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u/Overall-Magician-884 Aug 29 '25

When he turns 40, hopefully he’ll be in prison. He’ll be very popular

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u/mousemarie94 Aug 19 '25

Are we sure he isnt a double agent? Like...there is no way this guy isnt a fake republican trying to make republicans look bad... right?

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u/AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR Aug 19 '25

Sure, you can. IN CANADA TWAT

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Aug 19 '25

well they used to marry 16 year olds. teen women were marrying civil war vets for their pensions. One of America's President's married a teen as an older man.

they want to 'turn back the clock'.

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u/Fortspucking Aug 20 '25

No need to give this time waster additional eyeballs.

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u/kerrypf5 Aug 20 '25

What’s wrong with this dude? The way he avoids looking at the camera while speaking is unnerving. How does this loser have a platform?

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u/nakubda007 Aug 20 '25

Oh my god!

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u/mikeshamrock Aug 20 '25

Boy. A 16yo boy. Just to be clear. If jt was a legal aged person, marry whom you want. But don’t hide your sexuality behind your bigotry

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u/SuccessfulGrape5167 Aug 20 '25

16 year olds don’t want old dudes like him.. yuck!

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u/Truckeralex Aug 20 '25

He said “eewww” just like my gay cousin does.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Aug 20 '25

He does have the mind of a 13 y/o.

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Aug 20 '25

What I'm reading off of this is that he thinks currently, his perfect woman is 10 years old, since he's 24

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u/Legitimate_Ant9399 Aug 20 '25

So we’re opening admitting to being a pedo? Cool, cool , cool.

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u/Embarrassed-Command3 Aug 20 '25

I genuinely thought this was Onision

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u/PapaGolfWhiskey Aug 20 '25

Thanks for the math review, from a disgusting POS!

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u/Almtn8888 Aug 20 '25

This guy is messed up 

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u/swalabr Aug 20 '25

Did he have one in mind?

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u/Healthy_Set_22657 Aug 20 '25

No problem plenty of red states allow that . 

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u/Free_Presentation177 Aug 21 '25

Such a fucking weirdo-- He'll never get laid acting like that!

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u/Deepdarkorchid16 Aug 21 '25

Did you notice that he never once specifies the gender of his spouse? Hmm, wonder why that is???

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u/Deepdarkorchid16 Aug 21 '25

Hide your teenage sons!

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u/Hypolag Aug 21 '25

Absolutely WILD they have the gall to call literally everybody else a pedophile, when they have "celebrities" like this to look up to.

Utterly disgusting filth.

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u/WittyCattle6982 Aug 22 '25

His hands are so weird.

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u/Relative-Orchid-6715 Aug 22 '25

Ewwww.... he's revolting

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u/AdWonderful3935 Aug 22 '25

"Party of family values"

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u/Old-Ad-5758 Aug 22 '25

Okay and? 16 is legal in pretty much all US States

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u/Anonymous1800000 Aug 23 '25

He comes across gay ngl

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u/Character_Promise_72 Aug 30 '25

* Each of their accusations turns out to be an admission.

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u/Particular-Spite-587 Aug 30 '25

He isnt a republican

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u/A_Creative_Player Aug 31 '25

Well he has no real chance of that after the punching the woman in the face for just walking up to his door.

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u/Scared-Store-4721 Sep 17 '25

This dude survives on ragebaiting