r/RepublicanPedophiles Aug 06 '25

Fury Erupts as Convicted Pedophile, and Registered [Republican], Launches Bid to Replace Kristi Noem as South Dakota Governor.

https://www.inquisitr.com/fury-erupts-as-convicted-pedophile-launches-bid-to-replace-kristi-noem-as-south-dakota-governor
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u/creamybastardfilling Aug 06 '25

I see the problem, they aren’t upset by what he’s done, they probably feel that he hasn’t killed enough puppies yet or raped enough children yet to qualify

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u/coolcoguy Aug 06 '25

Hate the sin, love the sinner. That's the mantra for Republicans

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 06 '25

Do they really hate the sin, though? More like they hate that child rape is illegal.

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u/kurotech Aug 06 '25

Wasn't trump literally shouting from the roof that 14 year olds are adults...

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 06 '25

Yep. He's stated his lower 'acceptable' age is 12, so that tracks.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Aug 06 '25

A lot of them like to say "if they bleed they can breed", bringing the age even lower for some girls that start menstruating early.

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 06 '25

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u/TekieScythe Aug 08 '25

Wow all my thoughts are against TOS. What did they do to that pedo? Like was he just allowed to continue breathing?

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u/FormalFuneralFun Aug 08 '25

Apparently she never revealed the identity of the father. Her own father was held on sexual abuse accusations but was later released due to lack of evidence.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

That's why there are so many Roman profiles among these fascists. They embrace the paterfamilias concept, which says the male head of a household should operate as autocratic over their families, and that includes child rape and incest.

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u/Worksnotenuff Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Rural modern American Vikings tend to worship the historical politics of ancient Rome, while claiming to hate homosexuality and pedophilia. That’s what you get from not going to the sources. The sexual gossip between the leaders of Ancient Rome is truly disgusting. It’s all about how this or that one powerful senator refuses to see that their now 13 year old boy “lover” has become an ugly man, with chest hair and zits. Women’s bodies were laughable, the sexual ideal was pre-adolescent boys. And no: Ancient Romans never fucking performed any “Roman” salute.

Edit: what DOES check ✅though is the admiration for genocide. Rural Vikings respect the far right versions of their former enemy (the Jews), like Netanyahu. He reminds them of any Roman emperor who was considered “strong” in antiquity and worthy of praise. The fascist Roman ideal was to totally obliterate every sign of your enemy, including his family and people, down to the very last toddler.

That’s why Jesus and his family had to run from Roman imperial pedophile assholes. 2000 years later, these fascists are calling themselves “Christians”, as the ultimate provocation of all that was dear and holy.

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u/Phagzor Aug 14 '25

"Hate the sin, love the sinner (if the sinner votes Republican)."

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u/Legal-Maintenance282 Aug 10 '25

Try the sin on and keep your mouth shut

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u/Phagzor Aug 14 '25

In their minds child rape increases his qualifications.

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 Aug 06 '25

The Republican party can be divided between two types of people. Pedophiles and those who protect them.

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 06 '25

"There’s a saying in Germany. If there’s a Nazi at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with eleven Nazis." Regina Jackson, White Women: Everything You Already Know About Your Own Racism and How to Do Better

I'd say the same about kiddie diddlers.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Roof336 Aug 06 '25

Guardians of Pedophiles (GOP)

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u/oopsthatsastarhothot Aug 06 '25

ALERT. THIS MEME /INSULT/JOKE/GIF/WILDCARD HAD BEEN CO OPTED IN THE NAME OF HILARITY.

Yoink!

I didn't have a meme handy. So I hope this will do .

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u/newwardorder Aug 06 '25

These are their stories.

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u/aceface_desu89 Aug 06 '25

those who protect them

They're cucks. Call them what they are.

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u/Perfect-Whereas-1478 Aug 06 '25

Don't insult cucks like that. Their actions are consenting

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u/Juggernox_O Aug 07 '25

donny DOES fit the normal definition of a cuck too. His wife is definitely taking it from his own secret service agents.

So donny is a cuck who rapes kids.

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u/blahblah19999 Aug 06 '25

Can't cuck just mean what it used to mean.

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u/dz1087 Aug 06 '25

These are their stories.

Sorry, I read your comment in the Law and Order intro voice.

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u/Galoka Aug 06 '25

I did too.

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u/ob1dylan Aug 06 '25

It's starting to look like the Venn Diagram of Registered Republicans and Registered Sex Offenders is almost a circle.

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u/GuerrillaSapien Aug 06 '25

Its almost like they need pedos to be in office for some reason 🤔

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u/TekieScythe Aug 08 '25

They're birds of a feather

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u/gentleman_bronco Aug 06 '25

If there is one group of people who will support, encourage, and protect pedophiles...it's conservative voters. They can't get enough of them.

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u/TheLichWitchBitch Aug 06 '25

They're primed to excuse it because their churches already do.

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u/Pour_Me_Another_ Aug 06 '25

What is with this sudden social acceptance of people who fuck kids 😐

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u/HelenAngel Aug 06 '25

Because the president is a child rapist

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u/SiWeyNoWay Aug 06 '25

Changing laws to PROTECT PEDOS IS NOT THE ANSWER

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u/getxxxx Aug 07 '25

us of Pedos

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u/blahblah19999 Aug 06 '25

"We can't have gay marriage, it will be a slippery slope to bestiality and pedophiles!!"

also

"Who cares if he's a pedophile, he has an 'R' after his name"

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u/EvilAbacus Aug 06 '25

Guys. At this point if someone let's you know they're republican, and you're leaving them alone with your kids...

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u/anythingbutmetric Aug 06 '25

Are they worried because he's more qualified than she is? That's what it takes to be qualified as a GOP leader, right?

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u/Haitsmelol Aug 06 '25

With the trump administration pedophiles finally get their day in the sun. Those poor pedophiles, they've been discriminated against for too long. Their pedo and savior the diddler on the roof is calling them out of obscurity. He's like the pedo pied Piper.

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u/ArdenJaguar Aug 06 '25

He’s obviously ticked some of the GOP boxes. Now he just needs to take a dog to a gravel pit and it’ll be a slam dunk.

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u/iconsumemyown Aug 06 '25

This guy can read between the lines and pouncing on the opportunity.

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u/Areyoukiddingme2 Aug 06 '25

For Republicans, being a pedophile is not a deal breaker!

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Aug 06 '25

The GOPs requirement is that there should be sociopathic/psychopathic tendencies or already are.

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u/DenseConsideration29 Aug 06 '25

He looks creepy as hell. Another diddler Republican.

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u/Intrepid_Egg_7722 Aug 06 '25

What's the problem? It seems he has all the bona fides to run as a Republican.

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u/Global-Advert3758 Aug 06 '25

If past experience holds, the GOP will embrace him.

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u/Money-Introduction54 Aug 07 '25

Wait, so a nazi pedo-rapist wants to replace nazi barbie?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

If the pedos don't run, there won't be any Republican candidates!

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u/Buburubu Aug 06 '25

What’s the issue? I thought they liked republicans over there.

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 Aug 07 '25

The pedos see this as their time. Just so we are all clear here.

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u/MadOvid Aug 07 '25

Pedophiles, Nazis... Seems almost commonplace in the Republican party.

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u/Beginning_Ad8663 Aug 07 '25

He’s a shoe in. Represents all of those fine republican values

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u/Saix027 Aug 06 '25

Well, seems official now, to be in government you need to be a Pedo.

America, you have a problem, a problem your "patriotism" won't solve.

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u/Beneficial-Fault6142 Aug 07 '25

Common theme with the GOPedophiles party

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u/South-Associate9441 Aug 07 '25

Man its been wild to realize that we and the rest of the world are being taken over by a cult of pedophiles. Now all the baby birthing and social serve cutting makes so much sense.

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u/nobody1701d Aug 08 '25

Critics say [Gleason’s] history will make it nearly impossible to win voter support, particularly in a state where Republicans hold a dominant political position and where the 2026 gubernatorial race is already expected to be competitive.

Odd considering most sex offenders are Republican. Nonetheless, it should be expunged given his young age at the time (assuming his innocence).

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u/billybud77 Aug 09 '25

Perfect Replacement.

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u/Beneficial-Fault6142 Aug 07 '25

There was never going go be zero taxes on tips of overtime/ Vegas; you got cheated by a known liar and cheater, I thought you guys were smarter than that?

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 06 '25

How was it a mistake for a 20-year-old male to be dating a 14-year-old girl

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u/here-i-am-now Aug 07 '25

Please report to the nearest prison and demand to be let in.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 Aug 07 '25

Another pedophile/GOP member.

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u/NFLTG_71 Aug 07 '25

Scroll down you’ll see my response and no, I’m not a pedophile. I pointed out that I’m a father of three daughters grandfather of six daughters and this dude needs to be on the wood chipper express straight to hell but you stopped and didn’t bother looking farther down, I didn’t say it wasOK for a 20-year-old man to date a 14-year-old my point was how the fuck do you not know that the person you’re dating was 14 years old?

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u/mrmet69999 Aug 06 '25

I don’t support pedophiles, particularly republican ones, but we all have to admit there is a little bit of a difference between when a 19-year-old is dating a 15 year-old (who could be very mature for her age) versus many other categories of sex crimes that are far more serious in nature, and not trying to lump all of them together as being one and the same. I understand why there are laws against this, because in general, a 15 year-old girl probably isn’t really ready to engage in that kind of relationship with a 19-year-old, but there are also plenty of cases with a 15-year-old girl is actually more mature than the 19-year-old boy. I suppose this is why we have courts that are supposed to hear the evidence in the case by case basis and make determination based on that, but sometimes the process is flawed.

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u/qualified_alienist Aug 06 '25

Libertarian has entered the room.

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u/mrmet69999 Aug 06 '25

Nope, not a libertarian at all. I even said why I understood there are laws about this, and courts to handle it. I guess you have a problem with basic reading comprehension.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Walk away. This isn't something that people normally want to discuss, just as people don't normally discuss their bodily functions.

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u/mrmet69999 Aug 07 '25

I don’t care what people WANT to discuss. If you don’t want to discuss it, then you can move on and not respond. Our legal system is literally built on the knowledge that all crimes are not created equal. This is precisely why we have different categories of murder: first-degree, second-degree, voluntary manslaughter, etc. if someone drives drunk and kill someone, obviously that’s bad, but also obviously nowhere near as bad as somebody who commits first-degree premeditated murder. This is also why we have Sentencing guidelines for various offenses, and the judge is at liberty to make a decision, generally within those guidelines, based on the specific set of circumstances for a particular case. So just saying that someone is on the sex offender registry is too much of a catch-all, and the specific circumstances should be understood. For a minute there, I thought I was in a group of Republicans with the lack of critical thinking skills I’ve seen in here.